The Agency Day 1

[Fool's Requiem]

this thread reminds me of busy threads in PIMI, in that it's a bunch of shitposting and it is hard to keep up.

 

[Tommy Boy]

this thread reminds me of busy threads in PIMI, in that it's a bunch of shitposting and it is hard to keep up.

New game excitement posting, everyone is all riled up

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Benzine]

i only remember 1 thread from pimi and it only had 1 post in it. i sincerely don't remember anything else.

 

[canadaguy]

i only remember 1 thread from pimi and it only had 1 post in it. i sincerely don't remember anything else.

I remember you posting a video catching candies in your mouth for a competition to win a bunch of candies

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[shortkut]

i only remember 1 thread from pimi and it only had 1 post in it. i sincerely don't remember anything else.

Is or is not new a cat?

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

i only remember 1 thread from pimi and it only had 1 post in it. i sincerely don't remember anything else.

it's probably better that way

 

[canadaguy]

Is or is not new a cat?

I knew a cat once

 

[Local Hero]

Is or is not new a cat?

New is not a fucking cat

 

[Benzine]

I remember you posting a video catching candies in your mouth for a competition to win a bunch of candies

just like the @Tommy Boy benzine video, this video has been lost.

it was a national competition we got 2nd... all thanks to Schteve basically. However, I got tracked down by the winner afterwards and they had been using the barbie forums to cheat. gamewinners was beaten by the barbie forums in a talent competition hosted by a chip company.

 

[Benzine]

great times.

vote zell, and if he's good then vote alu.

 

[Benzine]

i say cheat like it's some terrible thing.... we were cheating pretty massively too.

 

[Jawneh]

I thubk I actually remember that. Mightve even helped you cheat. Hot damn.

 

[Benzine]

I thubk I actually remember that. Mightve even helped you cheat. Hot damn.

voting for me isn't cheating

schteve forced people to vote for me

 

[Kat]

Can the recipient be mugged?

See, this is why I need two guns. So I can use one gun to protect the other one.

Can she shoot both guns at the same time while diving through the air?

Or fire her guns in tbe air and gone "ahh"?

I was going to put a Lara Croft gif of her shooting her uzis but this was the closest I could find??

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Christina]

So Zell is normally a day 1 lynch type. He claims judge. I say we vote nobody and make him prove it! If he doesn't, we day 2 lynch him giving him a whole day to stew in the fact we didn't lynch anybody on day 1! Win win for us.

 

[Benzine]

So Zell is normally a day 1 lynch type. He claims judge. I say we vote nobody and make him prove it! If he doesn't, we day 2 lynch him giving him a whole day to stew in the fact we didn't lynch anybody on day 1! Win win for us.

no we are gonna lynch zell please

 

[VashTheStampede]

So Zell is normally a day 1 lynch type. He claims judge. I say we vote nobody and make him prove it! If he doesn't, we day 2 lynch him giving him a whole day to stew in the fact we didn't lynch anybody on day 1! Win win for us.

I don't see a fault in this logic

 

[TD]

Nobody has been shot yet?

This agent is surprised, but will use it as an appeal to Gunta Claus.

For anyone who wants a gun from Gunta Claus, who are the top 3 people you would consider shooting with the information that there is out there?

I'll start.

Dear Gunta Claus,

For Christmas if you give me a gun I will shoot one of shortkut, Quagmire, or canadaguy.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh I get it

 gunta claus

i thought it was some weird foreign version of Santa

Turns out it's way more American than I anticipated

 

[Jawneh]

Ho ho hooo! Here are the list the ol' Gunta Claus has been keeping track of so far. Do have a gander at it.

Good Citizens:
Kat
TD

Naughty Citizens:
Ben
Zell
Vash
Christina

Removed due to conflict of interest:
kut


Do your best and try to get on the lists before the end of today! Ho ho hooo!

 

[Ben]

I would prefer that God judge those guilty of sin, but a hollow point will work in a pinch.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Ho ho hooo! Here are the list the ol' Gunta Claus has been keeping track of so far. Do have a gander at it.

Good Citizens:
Kat
TD

Naughty Citizens:
Ben
Zell
Vash
Christina

Removed due to conflict of interest:
kut


Do your best and try to get on the lists before the end of today! Ho ho hooo!

where's chaotic neutral?

 

[A PineSol Scent]

So Zell is normally a day 1 lynch type. He claims judge. I say we vote nobody and make him prove it! If he doesn't, we day 2 lynch him giving him a whole day to stew in the fact we didn't lynch anybody on day 1! Win win for us.

It only takes one to move off to stop the lynch at this point. All I know is that he and Benzine are on different teams, and then Kelly came and said Zell was the bad dong.

Benzine hasn't role claimed though.

 

[Quagmire]

where's chaotic neutral?

That's Jawneh

 

[Jawneh]

where's chaotic neutral?

Isn't that most of this town averaged out?

 

[Benzine]

i started typing out wanting people to lynch zell but i want to save my energy

 

[shortkut]

For Christmas if you give me a gun I will shoot one of shortkut, Quagmire, or canadaguy.

@Local Hero if I give a gun to TD, will he know it is from me or will it be a surprise?

 

[Local Hero]

@Local Hero if I give a gun to TD, will he know it is from me or will it be a surprise?

He won't know who it's from

 

[shortkut]

@TD if I give you a gun, and you know it is from me, will you shoot me?

He won't know who it's from

can I send an anonymous note with it?

 

[Local Hero]

@TD if I give you a gun, and you know it is from me, will you shoot me?

can I send an anonymous note with it?

Negative

 

[shortkut]

Negative

Can I send it with a smashed pineapple?

 

[Benzine]

the baddies aren't voting for zell

 

[shortkut]

TD going to wake up to this… if I didn’t suspect him of being a vampire

 

[TD]

@TD if I give you a gun, and you know it is from me, will you shoot me?

The dilemma this agent has is if Gunta Claus were to bestow a gun upon me with the intention of watching me shoot you, it provides me with quite a conundrum.

So I will posit - there's one way to find out.

 

[shortkut]

the baddies aren't voting for zell

They probably are because no one wants to draw suspicion on day 1 over not lynching a wolf

 

[shortkut]

The dilemma this agent has is if Gunta Claus were to bestow a gun upon me with the intention of watching me shoot you, it provides me with quite a conundrum.

So I will posit - there's one way to find out.

That’s why I wanted to know if I could identify myself to you. I would most assuredly give you a gun if I knew you wouldn’t use it on me

 

[Quagmire]

They probably are because no one wants to draw suspicion on day 1 over not lynching a wolf

Probably spread out a couple are

 

[Benzine]

you guys are all talking silly talk about this gun stuff anyway. they've already given it to me.

 

[TD]

That’s why I wanted to know if I could identify myself to you. I would most assuredly give you a gun if I knew you wouldn’t use it on me

If this agent happens to receive two guns, I will consider not shooting you.

 

[shortkut]

So I will posit - there's one way to find out.

@Jawneh and I skirt the rules by giving each other guns so we can shoot people and vampires

 

[shortkut]

@Jawneh what say you?

 

[shortkut]

If this agent happens to receive two guns, I will consider not shooting you.

And that right there is why I’m not giving you one

 

[canadaguy]

So what's the plan exactly?

 

[TD]

Well, there's 8 votes on Zell so a lot of us have a plan.

 

[shortkut]

So what's the plan exactly?

Christina and Vash want to save Zell but not lynching

 

[A PineSol Scent]

If Zell isn't lynched and is good dong, the clear judge target should be Kelly to be real. He's the one who directly called out Zell as evil.

Just making sure that's known. Otherwise he'd be trying to get rid of a more powerful role and could likely end up being the double agent.