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(Raine) T'anks Kiraine said:
But then we would need a new Worf, and it's only the first act! 😱
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T'anks Kiraine
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With water below, yes! Silver linings and all that. Nevermind the fact that hitting the water from a fraction of that height would already make it be like hitting concrete. :rofl
 
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Somebody that isn't T'anks should probably help poor Dude up before he rolls a Nat1 and dies anyway. 🤣

He has to do a 1d4 to determine how many hours he's recuperating for since we don't have magic available, right? I'm like 3% sure I read something like that somewhere at some point over the last couple of weeks. 🤔
 
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Also, uh... how do I go about getting this chick a goddamn Rapier? Or I guess a second dagger, but like not sure how well Two-Weapon Fighting and Bardic Inspiration/Healing Word get along. 🤔

Or Gold with which to pretend to purchase one? She still has 0 Gold 'cause, uh, I like to make characters suffer. Obviously. :paranoid
 
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Oh yeah how dare Dude mangle goblins and throw one of their heads at T'anks!
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(Raine) T'anks Kiraine said:
She sets upon him again in the corner of the room; the bestial creature assaulting him, tearing his flesh to ribbons with fang and claw, is a far cry from the Tiefling girl he knew previously.
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(Raine) T'anks Kiraine said:
Minutes later she returns to the chamber with the others, covered in the blood and tissue of the felled enemy.
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(Raine) T'anks Kiraine said:
Also, uh... how do I go about getting this chick a goddamn Rapier? Or I guess a second dagger, but like not sure how well Two-Weapon Fighting and Bardic Inspiration/Healing Word get along. 🤔

Or Gold with which to pretend to purchase one? She still has 0 Gold 'cause, uh, I like to make characters suffer. Obviously. :paranoid
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Perhaps Dude will be nice enough to purchase one or get one forged for her.

Are blacksmiths a thing?
 
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(TD) Tortle Dude said:
Also - I'm acting under the assumption Dude can't do anything until someone does something about his unconscious ass, so I won't post... yet.
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I was not in a proper headspace last night and totally fucked this up.

I should not have ended the combat encounter with the removal of all enemies because we still have a character making death saves.

It's a TTRPG not a JRPG. End of active combat does not make everyone fine. The damage has still been done.

Very sorry about dropping the ball there.
 
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Oh no need to apologize man.

I kind of assumed as much myself which is why I've done nothing.

Meanwhile everyone running around looting and shit while Dude is still out cold.

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T'anks Kiraine
Raine
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In his defense, he's probably still recovering from last night and reading the name in the quote sounds a little bit like a Bond reference.

Name's Raine, T'anks(ki) Raine.


I tell you what though you got me fucked up if you think I'm approaching Klarg, dead or alive. 🤣
 
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