Post here and I will tell you why people hate you

[Pun Damage]

It's quite simple actually.

You shake people's hand with your left

Well, yeah. You want a clean handshake, right?

 

[canadaguy]

Me personally? I like em a little spicy

 

[Meathos]

Let's go, ya bag of milk

 

[canadaguy]

You turn the opposite of what your turn signal indicates because you "like to keep em guessin"

 

[Meathos]

You turn the opposite of what your turn signal indicates because you "like to keep em guessin"

Only in Quebec

 

[canadaguy]

They have turn signals in Quebec?

 

[Meathos]

They have turn signals in Quebec?

I stay away from there as much as I can.

 

[canadaguy]

Fair enough. Montreal is a cool ass city though

 

[Benzine]

Hello canadaguy, hope you're well.

 

[canadaguy]

People can't understand what you are when you talk upside down.


Also thank you I'm quite well, how are you

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Fair enough. Montreal is a cool ass city though

I was just there and ate lots of good food and had lots of good drink. Love Montreal.

 

[canadaguy]

Come back to Calgary you coward

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Come back to Calgary you coward

Will do. It was lovely.

 

[Benzine]

People can't understand what you are when you talk upside down.


Also thank you I'm quite well, how are you

When I visited the northern hemisphere, people couldn't understand me either.

I'm a little sick right this minute but well otherwise.

 

[canadaguy]

Will do. It was lovely.

If you do I will ask around if any of the local breweries are doing anything gluten free. Get a tour hooked up too (industry perks )

 

[canadaguy]

When I visited the northern hemisphere, people couldn't understand me either.

I'm a little sick right this minute but well otherwise.

Did you try standing on your head?

 

[Tubby23]

Standing on his head won't matter, even Aussies can't understand them

 

[shortkut]

 

[canadaguy]

Standing on his head won't matter, even Aussies can't understand them

Yeah but at least that way they don't have to look at his face

 

[canadaguy]

How do you know if it's ripe enough though

 

[shortkut]

How do you know if it's ripe enough though

You don’t. That’s half the fun

 

[Tubby23]

If it still sqwuaks put it back

 

[canadaguy]

You don’t. That’s half the fun

Oh I love surprises

 

[canadaguy]

If it still sqwuaks put it back

Seems the opposite problem though. How can I know it's still fresh

 

[shortkut]

Seems the opposite problem though. How can I know it's still fresh

Speak to it. If it talks back to you, it’s fresh

 

[canadaguy]

Speak to it. If it talks back to you, it’s fresh

Well so long as it doesn't tell me it's name. Then I might feel bad about the chopping.

 

[Ants!]

I thought Canadians were supposed to suck at being mean!

 

[Mark]

I thought Canadians were supposed to suck at being mean!

He’s canadaGUY, not canadaBUDDY or canadaFWIEND.

 

[canadaguy]

I thought Canadians were supposed to suck at being mean!

No I'm saying these are things why other people hate you.

I love everyone

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Hug reaction doesn't fit this sub. :-/

 

[canadaguy]

Hug reaction doesn't fit this sub. :-/

Fuck you

 

[Ants!]

Fuck you

I don’t recommend it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Fuck you

no, fuck you

 

[canadaguy]

I don’t recommend it.

Aye so that was you that left the 1 star review on his yelp page

 

[canadaguy]

no, fuck you

Don't mind if I do

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Only in Quebec

Great fishin' in Qaybec.

 

[Meathos]

Great fishin' in Qaybec.

Challis de l'esti de tabarnack de la viage de chrisse de sacrament mon poisson nage de la sacrafice on y va je besoin d'aide de challis

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Ooh, I've never posted in this forum past or present - do me!

 

[TD]

This sounds like a wild idea.

 

[canadaguy]

Great fishin' in Qaybec.

This almost didn't get an angry react, but I have a reputation to uphold. Yous makes some great references, and I gots to say thats what I appreciates about you

 

[canadaguy]

Challis de l'esti de tabarnack de la viage de chrisse de sacrament mon poisson nage de la sacrafice on y va je besoin d'aide de challis

I don't know exactly what this says, but my knowledge of French Canadian cursing suggests its vicious

 

[canadaguy]

Ooh, I've never posted in this forum past or present - do me!

The kids that sit behind you in the theatre can't see shit

 

[canadaguy]

This sounds like a wild idea.

The interest rates you charge are highway robbery, while the ones you pay out on accounts are negligible.

 

[TD]

The interest rates you charge are highway robbery, while the ones you pay out on accounts are negligible.

You'll pay what I tel you to pay and you can't do anything about it.

 

[canadaguy]

Sounds like the banking industry all right

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

The kids that sit behind you in the theatre can't see shit

I fail to see how this is a problem

 

[canadaguy]

I fail to see how this is a problem

I never said it was.

 

[Meathos]

I don't know exactly what this says, but my knowledge of French Canadian cursing suggests its vicious

Something like "God damnit fucking piece of fucking shit my fish swam the fuck away, come on let's go I need help, fuck"

 

[canadaguy]

So I was right

 

[Quagmire]