Post here and I will tell you why people hate you

[canadaguy]

Yeah hurt me too!

You don't flush when you use a public washroom

 

[Quagmire]

You take more than 10 items into the 10 item or less lane

Im still faster than the Ebenezers who have fewer than 10 items

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Im still faster than the Ebenezers who have fewer than 10 items

I'm invisioning a bunch of crooked old men mumbling "Bah humbug" as their items get scanned.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm invisioning a bunch of crooked old men mumbling "Bah humbug" as their items get scanned.

Well I only use self checkout at the big super markets so they're fumbling and bumbling as they dont know how to use the machine.

 

[canadaguy]

Well I only use self checkout at the big super markets so they're fumbling and bumbling as they dont know how to use the machine.

People that use the self checkouts are either super effective at them or completely useless and holding the rest of us up.

 

[Quagmire]

People that use the self checkouts are either super effective at them or completely useless and holding the rest of us up.

Yep, typically the older the person the worse they are

 

[canadaguy]

Yep, typically the older the person the worse they are

And they keep having to have the one attendant come over to help.

Like for fucks sakes there's lanes where they do all that for you

 

[Duke Nukem]

Can you tell me why women never seem to be interested in a second date with me? It's the repugnant smell, isn't it?

 

[canadaguy]

It's because you considered taking them to Costco to eat the free samples as a "date"

 

[Duke Nukem]

It's because you considered taking them to Costco to eat the free samples as a "date"

But that's just so I can weed out the golddiggers.

Not that I have any gold to dig, but still.

 

[canadaguy]

But that's just so I can weed out the golddiggers.

Not that I have any gold to dig, but still.

Plus they should at least notice you splurged for the Executive Membership

 

[MajBoothroyd]

 

[canadaguy]

You speak in riddles like a wizard or some shit

 

[Mark]

You speak in riddles like a wizard or some shit

…but he IS, so that checks out.

 

[canadaguy]

…but he IS, so that checks out.

Hey some people just really hate magic I suppose

 

[MajBoothroyd]

Hey some people just really hate magic I suppose

I just really hate some people. So I guess it all balances out...?

 

[canadaguy]

I DEMAND NAMES

 

[MajBoothroyd]

I DEMAND COOKIES!

 

[canadaguy]

You will have to speak to the admins, I don't know how all those things work on this site

 

[MajBoothroyd]

The Dalek I keep on my desktop has my power of attorney for these matters.

 

[canadaguy]

Dang I hear those guys can be brutal

 

[Crystal]

Sorry, we only provide chocolate covered hobnobs on this particular site. All requests for 'cookies' beyond the digital ones cannot and will not be entertained.

 

[MajBoothroyd]

Even if they're made from Girl Scouts?

 

[shortkut]

Even if they're made from Girl Scouts?

That depends on which troop is used

 

[canadaguy]

Sorry, we only provide chocolate covered hobnobs on this particular site. All requests for 'cookies' beyond the digital ones cannot and will not be entertained.

Power abuse!

 

[canadaguy]

from

 

[MajBoothroyd]

@canadaguy

 

[Mark]

You will have to speak to the admins, I don't know how all those things work on this site

WE don’t even know how shit works on this site. We don’t even know why this place is working.

 

[canadaguy]

@canadaguy

I don't want to know what you use that robot for

 

[canadaguy]

WE don’t even know how shit works on this site. We don’t even know why this place is working.

Best we don't dig into then.

 

[Mark]

@canadaguy … is this how all Canadians view Newfoundland?

 

[canadaguy]

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@canadaguy … is this how all Canadians view Newfoundland?

Newfoundlanders looking at this machine

 

[Progrumz]

Why does everyone hate me, @canadaguy?

 

[Fool's Requiem]