Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Mark]

Due to a conversation happening elsewhere, I recommend changing Alu's name to "A Stud-Finder".

And so it shall be.

 

[A Stud-Finder]

And so it shall be.

Why'd you require a password reset with this one lol

 

[Mark]

Why'd you require a password reset with this one lol

I didn't? Unless I fat-fingered something, in which case, my bad.

 

[A Stud-Finder]

I didn't? Unless I fat-fingered something, in which case, my bad.

Yeah it sent out a request to change the password and logged me out of all devices I was logged in on and wouldn't let me log in until I changed it

 

[A Stud-Finder]

Yeah it sent out a request to change the password and logged me out of all devices I was logged in on and wouldn't let me log in until I changed it

also:

Found one!

 

[Mark]

Yeah it sent out a request to change the password and logged me out of all devices I was logged in on and wouldn't let me log in until I changed it

That's weird. I bet I accidentally hit one of the buttons while trying to scroll to the bottom to save the change.

 

[Ben]

That's weird. I bet I accidentally hit one of the buttons while trying to scroll to the bottom to save the change.

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I did poke around in the logs to see how you fucked it up, and it looks like you straight up set him a new password.



Is our new game changing his password to things that start with A, too?

 

[A Stud-Finder]

I did poke around in the logs to see how you fucked it up, and it looks like you straight up set him a new password.

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Is our new game changing his password to things that start with A, too?

lmao wow.

 

[Ben]

(Blurred out those asterisks just cause I suspect it might give away the number of characters.)

It could just be how the force-reset shows up though. My guess would be with an actual direct change, it wouldn't have prompted you to reset, just tell you it's wrong.

 

[Mark]

I did poke around in the logs to see how you fucked it up, and it looks like you straight up set him a new password.

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Is our new game changing his password to things that start with A, too?

Yep, that's why I didn't even bother checking the logs after I went back in to look at where exactly that option was in correlation to the username editor. 99% chance I toggled the button during the scrolling motion. Mobile admin panel for the fuckin' win again.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

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I remember when I was in my twenties in my first vehicle, a truck that had over 200,000 miles that I bought for just $2,000, and this dude was tailgating the shit out of me and I was trying to decide whether to flip him off or not, but then he flashed his high beams at me and flipped me off first (to be fair I was in the left lane of the interstate, but still I was going 10 over the limit and my exit (on the left side) was coming up, and the other two lanes were mostly empty.

I was sooooooooooooo tempted to slam on the breaks, fucking up the front of his more expensive truck with my trailer hitch and making him be at fault (rear-end me with no witnesses).

I talked myself down and didn't do it, but I still think back to that moment about two decades later, daydreaming about what it could have been like to listen to the other shoulder minion saying "just do it!!"

 

[canadaguy]

Is there anything you deviants won't try to fuck?

 

[canadaguy]

I remember when I was in my twenties in my first vehicle, a truck that had over 200,000 miles that I bought for just $2,000, and this dude was tailgating the shit out of me and I was trying to decide whether to flip him off or not, but then he flashed his high beams at me and flipped me off first (to be fair I was in the left lane of the interstate, but still I was going 10 over the limit and my exit (on the left side) was coming up, and the other two lanes were mostly empty.

I was sooooooooooooo tempted to slam on the breaks, fucking up the front of his more expensive truck with my trailer hitch and making him be at fault (rear-end me with no witnesses).

I talked myself down and didn't do it, but I still think back to that moment about two decades later, daydreaming about what it could have been like to listen to the other shoulder minion saying "just do it!!"

Until he fucking decides to shoot you

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

Is there anything you deviants won't try to fuck?

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ben]

Honestly, my 'what' list is pretty small, being 'women' and 'myself'.

@Ants! is the one who'd put his duck in a goose if he could.

Edit: autopredict stays

 

[canadaguy]

Honestly, my 'what' list is pretty small, being 'women' and 'myself'.

@Ants! is the one who'd put his duck in a goose if he could.

Didn't realize you were that flexible

 

[Ants!]

Until he fucking decides to shoot you

I would have beat him with a pipe if he tried it.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

Now I'm no expert, but my understanding is that the effective range of a gun is quite a bit more than a pipe

 

[Ben]

Didn't realize you were that flexible

I just don't have such a girthy Canadian beard that my hand can't reach my own crotch.

Now I'm no expert, but my understanding is that the effective range of a gun is quite a bit more than a pipe

I suppose it depends if the gun is loaded or not.

But let's be honest, anyone with a gun in their vehicle probably has one in the chamber at all times.

 

[Ants!]

A Canadian arguing about guns with an American who lives in the state ranked 50th in gun control. It's cute.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

A Canadian arguing about guns with an American who lives in the state ranked 50th in gun control. It's cute.

 

[Kat]

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Hmm, I've always wondered why people are such friendly drivers when I'm in my tiny beater from the 90s. I was driving my girlfriend's the car the other day and even remarked to her that it was weird to have to put more effort into changing lanes than just turning on my blinker and watching a space appear beside me. Probably it's the big dent in the side and the duct tape on the roof screaming "better stay away if you like your vehicle!"

 

[Mark]

Until he fucking decides to shoot you

This. I've seen it happen so many times over the years. People just don't care anymore.

 

[shortkut]

Honestly, my 'what' list is pretty small, being 'women' and 'myself'.

Have you ever tried fucking off?

 

[Ants!]

This. I've seen it happen so many times over the years. People just don't care anymore.

Yall are dumb. Nevermind the assumption that I wouldn't also be strapped, if my mirror shows he somehow thought to grab a gun before the confrontation (as opposed to going back to it after the exchange of angry words in which case I wouldn't let him get that far), I'd need only drive off. In an accident like that, his vehicle would have sustained far more damage than mine.

 

[Ben]

Have you ever tried fucking off?

You mean the bug spray? No I haven't.

Yall are dumb. Nevermind the assumption that I wouldn't also be strapped, if my mirror shows he somehow thought to grab a gun before the confrontation (as opposed to going back to it after the exchange of angry words in which case I wouldn't let him get that far), I'd need only drive off. In an accident like that, his vehicle would have sustained far more damage than mine.

This hypothetical situation got so American.

 

[Mark]

Yall are dumb. Nevermind the assumption that I wouldn't also be strapped, if my mirror shows he somehow thought to grab a gun before the confrontation (as opposed to going back to it after the exchange of angry words in which case I wouldn't let him get that far), I'd need only drive off. In an accident like that, his vehicle would have sustained far more damage than mine.

Dumb? Yes. Full of bullet holes? No. The amount of times I've been in traffic and heard shots pop off over lesser stuff than a rear-end collision is way higher than it should be.

 

[Ants!]

Dumb? Yes. Full of bullet holes? No. The amount of times I've been in traffic and heard shots pop off over lesser stuff than a rear-end collision is way higher than it should be.

Place I stayed in for eight months last year had constant gunshots in the background.


Has anyone seen Dienda lately?

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

And so it shall be.

Hey, with this we hit page 100! Woot woot!!

 

[Ben]

Hey, with this we hit page 100! Woot woot!!

Yeah, I didn't split it, for I am a benevolent god and deemed to let you feel some joy in life.

Also lazy.

 

[Ants!]

Yeah, I didn't split it, for I am a benevolent god and deemed to let you feel some joy in life.

Also lazy.

 

[Ben]

 

[canadaguy]

This one blew my mind

 

[canadaguy]

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I know who the daddy is

 

[Ben]

I know who the daddy is

 

[shortkut]

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If Harry Potter went to college instead of hogwarts