Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Nae'blis]

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It's funny because it looks like one of the players is looking up at the PH window.

 

[Ben]

It's funny because it looks like one of the players is looking up at the PH window.

It's funny because the sportsball score board says "MOREHEAD"

 

[Nae'blis]

It's funny because the sportsball score board says "MOREHEAD"

That IS funny.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

This guy is dressed exactly like Doug Funny, and his kid has the same hair color as Patty Mayonnaise so I guess he finally got to fuck her at some point (this is my head canon now).

It's just too bad his dad changed from family photographer to axe murderer. Sad.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

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Goose is OP, plz nerf.

 

[Ants!]

Many have tried.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

Many have tried.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Moan of Arc.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

she could convert me

 

[shortkut]

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I saw that and was going to share it but you beat me to it

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm 40, I'm old enough

 

[Ants!]

I think bandicoot is probably the only one older than me.

Therefore I am not old yet.

 

[Mark]

I think bandicoot is probably the only one older than me.

Therefore I am not old yet.

What about @VashTheStampede ? He’s like an honorary angry front porch sittin’ “get off my lawn” gentleman.

 

[Mark]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

How does one confuse IUD with IED?

 

[Mark]

How does one confuse IUD with IED?

Both come as a surprise? I dunno, man… people.

 

[VashTheStampede]

What about @VashTheStampede ? He’s like an honorary angry front porch sittin’ “get off my lawn” gentleman.

Pretty sure Ants is a few months older than me. I'm still young.

 

[Ants!]

What about @VashTheStampede ? He’s like an honorary angry front porch sittin’ “get off my lawn” gentleman.

He's like a year younger than me I think. I bet I beat him on gray hairs though, but that's just because of wisdom.

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Reminds me of this one I saw a while back:

 

[Nae'blis]

Reminds me of this one I saw a while back:

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Seen that one before, so funny.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Reminds me of this one I saw a while back:

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how does one function being that stupid?

 

[Nae'blis]

how does one function being that stupid?

Apparently one made it to the White House. Twice.

 

[Ants!]

how does one function being that stupid?

This sentence better with or without a comma?

Let's eat grandma.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

without

 

[Nae'blis]

Capitaltization is also important. It's the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse!

 

[Ants!]

without

 

[Ants!]

 

[BigDaddy]

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[Fool's Requiem]

If a fancy restaurant has a Sloppy Joe on the menu, it better be the best Sloppy Joe of all time.

 

[Mark]

If a fancy restaurant has a Sloppy Joe on the menu, it better be the best Sloppy Joe of all time.

If a restaurant has a sloppy Joe on the menu, I’m leaving.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

If a restaurant has a sloppy Joe on the menu, I’m leaving.

snob

 

[Ants!]

That's a damned good kids menu if it's on there though. Thinking outside of the box instead of the usual chicken tenders and mac&cheese.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Mark]

That's a damned good kids menu if it's on there though. Thinking outside of the box instead of the usual chicken tenders and mac&cheese.

Have you seen what a toddler can do to those usual chicken tenders at a restaurant? Imagine what that little shit could do to a food with “sloppy” in the name. No thanks. I would have gotten charged for damage to a chair, booth, and light fixture if I fed mine something like that when she was a toddler.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

Not me. I can’t even smell the stuff without getting violent.


Technically, anyone can stab anyone.


…speaking of “strangely motivational”…

 

[Ben]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I have nothing to share, just this random gif that appears in the gif menu.

 

[Jawneh]