Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Smacktard]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

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Dave looks like JD Vance.

Even more in the second photo

 

[Ben]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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The Dreamcast calls.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

These aren't memes, but I'd been trying to decide whether to post these in one of the politics threads as Canada Vs. USA, but they're more fitting for the continual topic here.

Canadian Goose dive bombed a Bald Eagle that was fishing in a lake near Tacoma, about 200 ft away from its nest.

From reddit user /u/lattiboy

 

[Gloom-is-good]

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That game is hilarious!

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

That game is hilarious!

I still need to pick it up, its on my wish list

 

[Ants!]

I'm actually part of this group.

 

[shortkut]

I'm actually part of this group.

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[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

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She feels too young for this.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I spy trailer trash

 

[Ben]

She feels too young for this.

I would hazard to say she'd have to be 18 given the tattoos, as that's the minimum age in all 50 states, but there are a few (Florida and New Jersey) that allow for 16 year olds with parental consent, or 14 year olds in Idaho. But that's also assuming it's even the US.

Were it any more egregious I'd err on the side of caution. As it stands, just know Jon is judging you. He's always judging you.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

#gifsyoucanhear

 

[Jon]

I would hazard to say she'd have to be 18 given the tattoos, as that's the minimum age in all 50 states, but there are a few (Florida and New Jersey) that allow for 16 year olds with parental consent, or 14 year olds in Idaho. But that's also assuming it's even the US.

Were it any more egregious I'd err on the side of caution. As it stands, just know Jon is judging you. He's always judging you.

Technically, the minimum age is 18 WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.

But I'm using that as an excuse to say she could still be under 18 and we're all going to jail

 

[Jon]

I realize now you mentioned parental consent... but the list of states where under 18 with consent is longer than Florida and Jersey

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Technically, the minimum age is 18 WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT.

But I'm using that as an excuse to say she could still be under 18 and we're all going to jail

speak for yourself. I get nothing from that image.

That girl is "must avoid" regardless of age.

I can smell the cigs and lotto tickets from here.

 

[Jon]

speak for yourself. I get nothing from that image.

That girl is "must avoid" regardless of age.

I can smell the cigs and lotto tickets from here.

I don't get anything from the photo...

 

[Ben]

I realize now you mentioned parental consent... but the list of states where under 18 with consent is longer than Florida and Jersey

I dunno guy, I was just going off a quick wiki search. But I guess anything that's blue/black is probably also feasible, too. Just not any of the red ones.



We need that geoguesser guy to identify where it was taken, from the specific type of foliage in the background or some obscure shit.

speak for yourself. I get nothing from that image.

That girl is "must avoid" regardless of age.

I can smell the cigs and lotto tickets from here.

Look at Mr. Hoighty Toighty that only gets a chubby for upper-class ladies with investment portfolios that smell like lilac and gooseberries.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Look at Mr. Hoighty Toighty that only gets a chubby for upper-class ladies with investment portfolios that smell like lilac and gooseberries.

 

[Ants!]

The fact that "parental consent" is even a thing at all is quite disturbing.

 

[Kat]

The fact that "parental consent" is even a thing at all is quite disturbing.

Apparently in Nevada, you can get a tattoo for your baby.

 

[Ben]

I think the only thing that'd make sense is medical tattoos. More on the "use them to cover up scarring" side than like "no peanuts", but still.

I would hope no one is letting their kid get Pokemon tattoos at 6 or something.

Although tangential tattoo related story; when Brig and I were starting to have troubles, I guess we tried to do exciting different stuff, including getting piercings and tattoos. I got the Galactic Empire emblem from Star Wars (like in my "Dadministrator" group banner) on my right shoulder. She... Got the Union Jack on her foot. I've wondered how much she regretted hers after the fact...

I still love Star Wars, though, so *fist pump*.

 

[Nae'blis]

Apparently in Nevada, you can get a tattoo for your baby.

I would hope no one is letting their kid get Pokemon tattoos at 6 or something.

Nevada babies be like:

Although tangential tattoo related story; when Brig and I were starting to have troubles, I guess we tried to do exciting different stuff, including getting piercings and tattoos. I got the Galactic Empire emblem from Star Wars (like in my "Dadministrator" group banner) on my right shoulder. She... Got the Union Jack on her foot. I've wondered how much she regretted hers after the fact...

I still love Star Wars, though, so *fist pump*.

You're definitely the winner. If I ever get tattoos I'd get the same emblem as you on one of my forearms, and the jedi symbol on the other.

 

[Ben]

You're definitely the winner. If I ever get tattoos I'd get the same emblem as you on one of my forearms, and the jedi symbol on the other.

Well, she got the house and everything else, so I'll take the W on no tattoo regret.

I'm super surprised I haven't gotten a Jurassic Park one yet. Unfortunately I took up the other shoulder with a modified Witcher wolf, so can't have symmetrical circles, but I could just work down my right arm with circular symbols.

 

[Nae'blis]

Well, she got the house and everything else, so I'll take the W on no tattoo regret.

I'm super surprised I haven't gotten a Jurassic Park one yet. Unfortunately I took up the other shoulder with a modified Witcher wolf, so can't have symmetrical circles, but I could just work down my right arm with circular symbols.

Would be hilarious if you got a tramp stamp with: "Welcome... to JurASSic park!"

Tbh, I'm also surprised you don't have a JP tattoo as well.

 

[Ants!]

Parents of girl, 6, who died from measles say 'it wasn't that bad' as cases surge

Parental consent, yo.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

They shouldn't be allowed to be parents anymore. That poor girl deserved better.

Also, this is why I don't look at the Bad thread in politics anymore. Shit ruins my day.

 

[Ants!]

They shouldn't be allowed to be parents anymore.

I mean, technically they're not anymore. Not making a joke here, just sad that some people are this far gone. Vaccines are so bad that dying from a painful preventable disease at the age of 6 isn't so bad by comparison.

 

[Ants!]

Sorry. Back to our regularly scheduled programming:

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Sorry. Back to our regularly scheduled programming:

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[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Mark]

The fact that "parental consent" is even a thing at all is quite disturbing.

I got my first tattoos at 16, all my dad had to do was say “yup” at the studio… he didn’t even have to sign anything or prove he was a parent or legal guardian. Same goes with piercings, I had all of mine done before 18.




If I ever found myself in a situation where I received one of this notes, I’d be single faster than a Tesla depreciates.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ants!]

I got my first tattoos at 16, all my dad had to do was say “yup” at the studio… he didn’t even have to sign anything or prove he was a parent or legal guardian. Same goes with piercings, I had all of mine done before 18.

I mean, something like that makes sense when it comes to getting permission for making a permanent change on their body that is cosmetic and not related to their gender identity.

The reason I found the term disturbing is because I thought we were initially talking about sex, but after rereading the previous posts I realize now that they actually were just talking about tatoos.

Carry on, then

 

[Ben]

I mean, something like that makes sense when it comes to getting permission for making a permanent change on their body that is cosmetic and not related to their gender identity.

The reason I found the term disturbing is because I thought we were initially talking about sex, but after rereading the previous posts I realize now that they actually were just talking about tatoos.

Carry on, then

Go back to the library and learn to read, read-o.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

legit error that popped up on Edge for a coworker.

 

[Ben]

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You edge with your coworkers often, bro?

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

They Mayfly one isn't wrong though?

 

[Jawneh]

They Mayfly one isn't wrong though?

The image was probably made by someone in the southern hemisphere where may is late autumn / early winter.

 

[Kat]

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I was working on some legacy code and got the error message, "Can't you do something right at least?!" Definitely the most accusatory error message I've seen.

 

[Ben]