Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Disavowed Thread)

[Ants!]

Potentially.

 

[Quagmire]

I feel attacked!

Were you in a cave?

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

My money is on the ant. Smaller size but can lift 50 times its own weight so the bear is fucked regardles. Also exoskeleton and possibly venom. Maybe a scent trail with thousands of other giant ants crawling their way for backup.

 

[Ben]

My money is on the ant. Smaller size but can lift 50 times its own weight so the bear is fucked regardles. Also exoskeleton and possibly venom. Maybe a scent trail with thousands of other giant ants crawling their way for backup.

Sorry. Bear repell-ant.

 

[dimmerwit]

My money is on the ant. Smaller size but can lift 50 times its own weight so the bear is fucked regardles. Also exoskeleton and possibly venom. Maybe a scent trail with thousands of other giant ants crawling their way for backup.

Counter: Bear jumps on Ant and crushes those skinny legs.

 

[Ants!]

Counter: Bear jumps on Ant and crushes those skinny legs.

Only works if the bear weighs at least as much as 51 giant ants.

 

[Ants!]

In space, reverse-cowgirl and doggy style are the same thing.

 

[Ben]

In space, reverse-cowgirl and doggy style are the same thing.

By this logic, cowgirl and pile-driving are the same thing too.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

New wolf role unlocked.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

I'd fuck him.

 

[BigDaddy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I don't care if people drive the speed limit. Just move over, pls. Don't sit in the left lane.

 

[Ben]

Mmm... Magic butt cream cake for realz.

This is what my wife picked out for my daughters birthday.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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Mmm... Magic butt cream cake for realz.

This is what my wife picked out for my daughters birthday.

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

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[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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then she beats your ass

 

[Quagmire]

then she beats your ass

What if I want that?

 

[Ants!]

then she beats your ass

Lmao that's what I keep imagining coming next. Like she probably broke that arm.

What if I want that?

Funny you say that. In second grade I used to live next door to one of my class mates from school. One day we were both in her back yard and I don't remember what I was saying or doing beforehand when this happened, I dimly remember her walking away from me and I was following her, but I must have done something because she suddenly turned around and laid me out with one hit. Next thing I knew I was on my back on the ground crying, and her mom rushed out to help me.

Now as an adult I have this weird fixation where I want a woman to kick my ass, but I haven't been able to make that happen yet. Like, I'm unwilling to do stuff to make them do it because I deserved it or anything, but so far they've all been too nice to do it to me simply because I want them to

 

[Mark]

Saturday shitposts.








I feel like the order kinda tells a story.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I heard it was a sick ostrich.

@canadaguy Isn't here to get this reference.

 

[A Baby Maker]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Bro.

Bro, bro, bro... you can't go about it like that. You have to be more stealthy when you want to fuck the pandas. Find yourself a furry panda outfit.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

I’m sorry, I only have a handmade artisanal meme for y’all this morning.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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that's a terrible feeling. I try to avoid those situations.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

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[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

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