VTS Mafia Mafia Legacy Year 2 (Night 5/Day 5)

[Tubby23]

Yeah shortkut thinks you're a goddamn idiot

I was like "no way man, just because he's from another country that doesn't mean he's less than"

But he was all "RAH RAH AMERICA" and he fired a gun into the air? I think there was an eagle too?

It was very xenophobic honestly

Well strike me down and call me wombat.

Next you'll tell me he's still mentioning stingrays

 

[VashTheStampede]

Look at Jimmy Zoos over here

 

[Tubby23]

Jon will forever be mafia because I knew he wasn't and didn't care

 

[Zell 17]

Aww well requiring 2 people to jail makes it less fun. I assumed it was 1 because Kelly will be dead at the time of jailing.

 

[A Punched Face]

Aww well requiring 2 people to jail makes it less fun. I assumed it was 1 because Kelly will be dead at the time of jailing.

Told ya it was this.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Aww well requiring 2 people to jail makes it less fun. I assumed it was 1 because Kelly will be dead at the time of jailing.

Kelly will be both dead and alive at the time of jailing

It's a quantum mechanics thing

 

[Tubby23]

Zell an honest question are you a football referee is that why you have a zebra pic?

If so I realised that this morning so I am dumb

 

[Zell 17]

Zell an honest question are you a football referee is that why you have a z**** pic?

Yup

 

[VashTheStampede]

Zell an honest question are you a football referee is that why you have a zebra pic?

If so I realised that this morning so I am dumb

He's just a big fan of English crosswalks

 

[Tubby23]

^ People when watching me

 

[VashTheStampede]

Zell an honest question

Every other question he has ever asked has been dishonest

 

[Zell 17]

That's why I've been so MIA on Friday/Saturdays. NCAA requires us to be there on Friday night for D1 games, and obviously game day I'm busy

 

[Zell 17]

I'm off this weekend though so if this game ever ends we can all hate each other again with a game of w*lf

 

[Tubby23]

Wow I'm slow.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I just learned Zell is a referee so guess how I feel

 

[Zell 17]

I just learned Zell is a referee so guess how I feel

Yeah now you gotta stop talking so much shit

 

[Tubby23]

Yeah now you gotta stop talking so much shit

Personal foul. Unnecessary Roughness, defense number 17, 15 yards will be added to the play, first down.
Mark the ball at the 1 yard line

 

[VashTheStampede]

Yeah now you gotta stop talking so much shit

Oh I was just filling out paperwork to go back to school to become an optometrist so I could help you out CAUSE YOU NEED GLASSES, REF

 

[Zell 17]

Personal foul. Unnecessary Roughness, defense number 17, 15 yards will be added to the play, first down.
Mark the ball at the 1 yard line

Half the distance

 

[Tubby23]

Half the distance

I knew I'd get something wrong.

 

[A Punched Face]

I'm still waiting on another manifesto. I can be inspired by good prose.

 

[Tubby23]

Give me a theme

 

[A Punched Face]

Give me a theme

Write this in the theme of Zell posting and also post it from Zell's account.

 

[Tubby23]

Write this in the theme of Zell posting and also post it from Zell's account.

There once was a knob head named Tubby,
He was born just a little bit chubby,
He overuses the comma,
He is the Mad Bomber,
Kill him like a seal with a clubby.

 

[A Punched Face]

There once was a knob head named Tubby,
He was born just a little bit chubby,
He overuses the comma,
He is the Mad Bomber,
Kill him like a seal with a clubby.

So now you're telling me to kill you with a clubby?

 

[A Punched Face]

Also that's not prose.

 

[Tubby23]

I know but Zell wouldn't follow your instructions so I chanelled his mind set for a short ditty

 

[Tubby23]

There once was a Lady Governor called @Christina ,
She alone had got to see Vash's weiner,
Her kids love Bluey,
Her husband's an egg,
Oh fuck this ditty doesn't rhyme either.

 

[A Punched Face]

Hmmm yes. This is getting me closer to following vash's directions to kill myself.

 

[Tubby23]

Hmmm yes. This is getting me closer to following vash's directions to kill myself.

 

[Zell 17]

Oh I was just filling out paperwork to go back to school to become an optometrist so I could help you out CAUSE YOU NEED GLASSES, REF

 

[Tubby23]

There once was a bloke name @canadaguy ,
He thought shushing me was worth a try,
He's more of a mexicoman,
Shoved his dead body in a can,
For this crime I surely won't fry.

 

[Zell 17]

I wrote this haiku
It’s really shitty it’s true
Vote Tubby, Fuck You

 

[A Punched Face]

I wrote this haiku
It’s really shitty it’s true
Vote Tubby, Fuck You

Still not prose but I like where this is going.

 

[Zell 17]

Time to break out the GOAT:

Jeter, anusface
Derek Jeter, anusface
Jeter, anusface

 

[A Punched Face]

Time to break out the GOAT:

Jeter, anusface
Derek Jeter, anusface
Jeter, anusface

Yes this is certainly good.

 

[Tubby23]

There once was a gent named Alu,
Charismatic, funny and handsome too,
He was so smart,
Always liked him from the start,
Did I mention I'll suck up to you.

 

[A Punched Face]

The thread is going places.

 

[Tubby23]

The thread is going places.

There once was a city named Boston,
Better than LA, New York and Austin,
You should support the Red Sox,
The Bruins, Pats and the Celts,
But real estate there do be costin'.

 

[Tubby23]

There once was a a fella named @shortkut ,
In his Levi's he did have a cute butt,
He thinks I am dim,
Because I annoyed the shit out of him,
For pineapple on pizza he will not nut.

 

[Zell 17]

There once was a man on a forum
Who unfortunately needed a quorum
He gave no fucks
A hint? He sucks!
We can all sit and die of boredom

 

[Tubby23]

There once was a ref named Zell,
Claimed he was a man with no tell,
All he did was talk beasts,
Gets bloated by yeasts,
Now it's time for Saved by the Bell.

 

[Tubby23]

Kelly is going to wonder what the fuck he is waking up to I'm sure

 

[Zell 17]

Hey Local can you post in the dead forum how many animals I’ve posted today???

 

[Tubby23]

Hey Local can you post in the dead forum how many animals I’ve posted today???

Run the script

 

[Zell 17]

The script counts anusface as an animal

 

[A Punched Face]

The script counts anusface as an animal

Shit now I need to go back and look for that in every post.

 

[Tubby23]

The script counts anusface as an animal

I don't even know how to run a script you could have told me anything

 

[Zell 17]

Alright I’ll guess I’ll put in my vote for Tubby before I forget

 

[A Punched Face]

Oh right we need to vote.