VTS Mafia Mafia Legacy Year 2 (Night 5/Day 5)

[A Punched Face]

Tell me: What do you want me to be???

I mean I just want everyone dead.

 

[A Punched Face]

I'm a good citizen, afterall.

 

[A Punched Face]

Oh man I've posted almost 60 times already today. What a way to TD this probably last phase.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh man I've posted almost 60 times already today. What a way to TD this probably last phase.

 

[Tubby23]

Right well I have to drive to work, don't do anything stupid in the 90 mins that takes

 

[A Punched Face]

Right well I have to drive to work, don't do anything stupid in the 90 mins that takes

That's a tall order.

 

[A Punched Face]

Right well I have to drive to work, don't do anything stupid in the 90 mins that takes

 

[A Punched Face]

 

[A Punched Face]

Everyone else when I somehow still end up winning for the town:

 

[A Punched Face]

Kelly is asleep, Tubby is driving to work, Zell is making small children run into eachother for his amusement...

The only people available to comment on the stupid are Mayor @VashTheStampede and Governor @Christina

 

[A Punched Face]

You see, because Christina provides the state funding to Vash to try and make sure he doesn't hire a bunch of idiots as judges and bailiffs. He's clearly been misappropriating the funds.

 

[VashTheStampede]

That mad bomber subsidiary is paying dividends though

 

[A Punched Face]

That mad bomber subsidiary is paying dividends though

So you're keeping the government funding AND making bank off the bomber?

Vash is a warring mafia boss trying to take out the competition.

 

[VashTheStampede]

It's almost as if the government is basically a syndicate

 

[A Punched Face]

It's like Black Mass all over again.

Except Vash's Billy Bulger isn't actually related to Kelly's Whitey Bulger.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Everyone else when I somehow still end up winning for the town:

I love that you're going for Solo 100% completion but you ruined the Pacifist Acheivement when you hanged Local so I can't in good conscience submit the run for AGDQ 2024

 

[A Punched Face]

I love that you're going for Solo 100% completion but you ruined the Pacifist Acheivement when you hanged Local so I can't in good conscience submit the run for AGDQ 2024

So sad that hanging the town drunk keeps coming back to haunt me

 

[A Punched Face]

Hey citizens, how do you want me to end the game?

 

[A Punched Face]

Sus to vote for Zell.

Crikey to vote for Tubby.

Wut? to vote for myself

 

[A Punched Face]

Note that that's just a suggestion and I maintain my right to get drunk and forget to do anything.

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Tubby23]

Kelly is asleep, Tubby is driving to work, Zell is making small children run into eachother for his amusement...

The only people available to comment on the stupid are Mayor @VashTheStampede and Governor @Christina

That's Lady Christina to you

 

[A Punched Face]

I was talking to myself to try and go mad enough to take your position in your absence.

 

[Tubby23]

I was talking to myself to try and go mad enough to take your position in your absence.

You need to turn yourself upside down first

 

[Tubby23]

You also didn't live in Australia quite long enough to go completely mad

 

[A Punched Face]

You need to turn yourself upside down first

From your perspective I'm already upside down.

 

[A Punched Face]

So far non-citizen tubby wants me to kill his competition and dead citizen TD wants me to kill myself. Off to a good start.

 

[Tubby23]

Nice guy @Local Hero (a real martyr for the cause) would also want you to kill Zell

 

[Tubby23]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Tubby23]

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You'll never catch me

 

[Tubby23]

 

[A Punched Face]

This just in. Vash wants me to kill myself. Not such a benevolent game master these days.

 

[Tubby23]

Lady Christina will be so disappointed

 

[VashTheStampede]

This just in. Vash wants me to kill myself. Not such a benevolent game master these days.

 

[Tubby23]

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[Tubby23]

Good excuse to use a Jokic gif, best player on the best team

 

[Christina]

I like Lady Governor Christina. Has a nice ring to it.

 

[Tubby23]

I like Lady Governor Christina. Has a nice ring to it.

And so it shall be Lady Governor Christina.

 

[Zell 17]

So this is kind of a tough spot isn't it. I can't vote Tubby, and he cant vote me. Because if we vote each other and Alu doesn't vote, we both get jailed and Alu is the Juror for both trials (HINT: we both lose).

 

[VashTheStampede]

So this is kind of a tough spot isn't it. I can't vote Tubby, and he cant vote me. Because if we vote each other and Alu doesn't vote, we both get jailed and Alu is the Juror for both trials (HINT: we both lose).

 

[Tubby23]

So this is kind of a tough spot isn't it. I can't vote Tubby, and he cant vote me. Because if we vote each other and Alu doesn't vote, we both get jailed and Alu is the Juror for both trials (HINT: we both lose).

 

[VashTheStampede]

Ok so, apparently the Morgue Monkeys think that you guys are super dumb and need your hands held so I have been guilt-tripped into telling you (again) that it will require two (2) votes to arrest someone.

Just to cover my bases here, that means that it would take one person and then an  additional person to vote to arrest someone. Because 1 + 1 = 2.

Please feel free to reach out if this math is too complex and I will attempt to tutor your asses.

Again, it takes TWO votes to arrest someone.

Two.

 

[Tubby23]

Thanks guys, I'm not very bright so I needed this guide

 

[Tubby23]

You'll notice I'm the one that did actually vote for an arrest haha

 

[A Punched Face]

I think they're going from the divided by 2 rounded down after Kelly is dead. But you already said 2 votes to have a trial.

 

[Tubby23]

@Jon adding the emotional damage badge was a masterstroke from you. I'd just been thinking it as I read things for weeks now I can react accordingly.

You're still mafia though so it doesn't fully redeem you

 

[VashTheStampede]

Thanks guys, I'm not very bright so I needed this guide

Yeah shortkut thinks you're a goddamn idiot

I was like "no way man, just because he's from another country that doesn't mean he's less than"

But he was all "RAH RAH AMERICA" and he fired a gun into the air? I think there was an eagle too?

It was very xenophobic honestly

 

[VashTheStampede]

You're still mafia though so it doesn't fully redeem you

Nevermind, kut. You had it right.

U-S-A!

 

[VashTheStampede]

You'll notice I'm the one that did actually vote for an arrest haha

Yeah but that's only one vote.

It takes like 100% more