VTS Mafia Mafia Legacy Year 2 (Night 5/Day 5)

[Smacktard]

I mean it seemed to work for dearly departed @canadaguy in the last game. Maybe you should have tried it Mr. Oh Wait I Killed a Bunch of People with Chlamydia.

yeah but they were the baddies

this time me and zell were the baddies

 

[Zell 17]

Anyways I vote Guilty for Kelly.

 

[Tubby23]

In Lasting Legacy: a discussion on the impacts of long-term mafia infiltration on society and the distrust and misguidance of modern society

Author: Tubby "Chubs" the 23rd , resident Al Amaloo Memorial Psychiatric Hospital, The City


Author's Note & Thank Yous

Thank you for taking the time to read this my review and discussion of the impact mafia infiltration, now decades long in nature, has had on a previously great city. This manifesto has been a labour of love constructed over many years as the trust in this society has broken down around me and led to some of the most misguided souls in memory.

I would first like to make some apologies….. to absolutely no-one. Benzine, Fool's Requiem and Joseph Snapple have died at my hand and for this I have no regrets, while the latter was an innocent man in his greater actions he did not contribute to the attempts of this society to rid itself of the insidious impacts of la cosa nostra. Benzine and Fool were necessary deaths to defeat the mafia and as such there will be no apology.

While my predominant target has been members of La Familia, I would like it noted that I consider every one of you complicit in the problems we face within this city. Short of the efforts of Mayor Vash and Lady Christina this city would have sunk further into a ruinous pit of despair.

I carry with me the tarot of The Emperor, which I have self-styled myself.

Introduction

The GameWinners rebirth and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. While there has been an increase in the enjoyment, nostalgia and comradery felt between all of us whom were members of a 20+ year-old internet forum. So too has there been an increase in distrust and misguidance of the people within The City. The mafia have destabilised society, made life unfulfilling, have subjected the people of The City to indignities leading to widespread psychological suffering (so much so that a psychologist tried to internet diagnose someone before quitting) and they have also inflicted considerable damage on the natural world. The continued infiltration of the mafia will only continue to contribute to the downfall of this once great society.



The Problem

The problem should be obvious to all by now, we have a society unwilling to make the tough decisions in bettering themselves and those of us that are willing to take a strong-stand to protect society are treated with disdain as if we are in fact the problem. As such I wish to lay this out clearly:

Mafia – a plague on society

Benzine – dead (you're welcome)

Fool's Requiem – dead (once again, you're welcome)

Smacktard- finally revealed for what you truly are

Zell - you claimed to be me but you could never be me



Citizens of The City – complicit in the squalor we now live in

shortkut – part of the governmental structure that approves of the structure that has developed where lawbreakers are rewarded and the little guys are continually crushed.

canadaguy – again part of the government structure, by limiting the ability of people to express themselves they are contributing to the growth of mistrust in society.

Alu – the judge, who has not sufficiently distanced himself from the gravy train of government funding as a judge should. As shown with his outright murder of the only other member of The City seeking to improve it, it can be judged that Alu is happy to sit in the 1% and allow society to rot. Rest in Peace, Sweet Prince Local Hero.

To all others, Tommy Boy, TD, Dean, Jawneh, Jon, Kat my only regret is that I couldn't kill any of you myself. Your deaths were at the hands of immoral forces and it would have been better for you to feel the noble death provided via my proclivities.

The Solution

There is little solution or remedy that could be made through normal channels, as mentioned we are at the hands of corrupt governmental employees and the tendrils of the mafia permeate throughout the entirety of society. As such, it was incumbent on those of us noble enough to take a stand to kill the problem. This meant I had to style myself The Emperor, a loner who sits atop society allowing The City to return to its previous greatness. Thus, I pick no sides, all who I encounter must be eradicated until such a point as society may blossom again freely.

I feel no remorse for this, and no quarter will be given to those before me. You don't understand my brilliance and it is my hope in Year 3 that this society may rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

Closing Remarks

I would like to thank Uncle Ted whose death in June helped me to finally see clearly my life's mission. Much like you I am mad as a cut snake.

 

[A Punched Face]

Look at how lazy I get to be. Don't even need to make a jury vote.

 

[Zell 17]

Listen I’m not gonna be writing a manifesto

 

[Zell 17]

Unless I can Chat GPT the entire thing

 

[Smacktard]

Anyways I vote Guilty for Kelly.

I, for one, am shocked and appalled!

 

[Tubby23]

Unless I can Chat GPT the entire thing

That would be cheating. I at least put my work computer at risk of being on an FBI or ASIO watch list

 

[A Punched Face]

Hey Zell what animals are you posting today? Is it just your avatar over and over again?

 

[A Punched Face]

Wouldn't want to have roles revealed or anything.

 

[Tubby23]

I wrote that Day 3 and has given it to Vash to be posted when I assumed for sure you'd get rid of me as a mafia overnight

 

[Zell 17]

Hey Zell what animals are you posting today? Is it just your avatar over and over again?

I think I still owe THE PEOPLE letters S-Z

 

[Smacktard]

Listen I’m not gonna be writing a manifesto

so anyway this is why you should kill zell

 

[A Punched Face]

so anyway this is why you should kill zell

Why you arguing for me to kill Zell so much?

 

[Tubby23]

Why you arguing for me to kill Zell so much?

Zell's the bomber silly

 

[Smacktard]

In Lasting Legacy: a discussion on the impacts of long-term mafia infiltration on society and the distrust and misguidance of modern society

Author: Tubby "Chubs" the 23rd , resident Al Amaloo Memorial Psychiatric Hospital, The City


Author's Note & Thank Yous

Thank you for taking the time to read this my review and discussion of the impact mafia infiltration, now decades long in nature, has had on a previously great city. This manifesto has been a labour of love constructed over many years as the trust in this society has broken down around me and led to some of the most misguided souls in memory.

I would first like to make some apologies….. to absolutely no-one. Benzine, Fool's Requiem and Joseph Snapple have died at my hand and for this I have no regrets, while the latter was an innocent man in his greater actions he did not contribute to the attempts of this society to rid itself of the insidious impacts of la cosa nostra. Benzine and Fool were necessary deaths to defeat the mafia and as such there will be no apology.

While my predominant target has been members of La Familia, I would like it noted that I consider every one of you complicit in the problems we face within this city. Short of the efforts of Mayor Vash and Lady Christina this city would have sunk further into a ruinous pit of despair.

I carry with me the tarot of The Emperor, which I have self-styled myself.

Introduction

The GameWinners rebirth and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. While there has been an increase in the enjoyment, nostalgia and comradery felt between all of us whom were members of a 20+ year-old internet forum. So too has there been an increase in distrust and misguidance of the people within The City. The mafia have destabilised society, made life unfulfilling, have subjected the people of The City to indignities leading to widespread psychological suffering (so much so that a psychologist tried to internet diagnose someone before quitting) and they have also inflicted considerable damage on the natural world. The continued infiltration of the mafia will only continue to contribute to the downfall of this once great society.



The Problem

The problem should be obvious to all by now, we have a society unwilling to make the tough decisions in bettering themselves and those of us that are willing to take a strong-stand to protect society are treated with disdain as if we are in fact the problem. As such I wish to lay this out clearly:

Mafia – a plague on society

Benzine – dead (you're welcome)

Fool's Requiem – dead (once again, you're welcome)

Smacktard- finally revealed for what you truly are

Zell - you claimed to be me but you could never be me



Citizens of The City – complicit in the squalor we now live in

shortkut – part of the governmental structure that approves of the structure that has developed where lawbreakers are rewarded and the little guys are continually crushed.

canadaguy – again part of the government structure, by limiting the ability of people to express themselves they are contributing to the growth of mistrust in society.

Alu – the judge, who has not sufficiently distanced himself from the gravy train of government funding as a judge should. As shown with his outright murder of the only other member of The City seeking to improve it, it can be judged that Alu is happy to sit in the 1% and allow society to rot. Rest in Peace, Sweet Prince Local Hero.

To all others, Tommy Boy, TD, Dean, Jawneh, Jon, Kat my only regret is that I couldn't kill any of you myself. Your deaths were at the hands of immoral forces and it would have been better for you to feel the noble death provided via my proclivities.

The Solution

There is little solution or remedy that could be made through normal channels, as mentioned we are at the hands of corrupt governmental employees and the tendrils of the mafia permeate throughout the entirety of society. As such, it was incumbent on those of us noble enough to take a stand to kill the problem. This meant I had to style myself The Emperor, a loner who sits atop society allowing The City to return to its previous greatness. Thus, I pick no sides, all who I encounter must be eradicated until such a point as society may blossom again freely.

I feel no remorse for this, and no quarter will be given to those before me. You don't understand my brilliance and it is my hope in Year 3 that this society may rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

Closing Remarks

I would like to thank Uncle Ted whose death in June helped me to finally see clearly my life's mission. Much like you I am mad as a cut snake.

After reading this, you citizens must feel utterly ridiculous for not voting me to be not guilty. I offered you my hand, @Activities and @canadaguy. I offered you a chance to rebuild this city, to start anew with no further threat of death. But you rejected my friendship, my guarantees of safety. And now you reap what you sow: chaos, destruction, the death of your contemptable City. You are no better than the mad bomber himself. A pox upon you.

 

[A Punched Face]

After reading this, you citizens must feel utterly ridiculous for not voting me to be not guilty. I offered you my hand, @Activities and @canadaguy. I offered you a chance to rebuild this city, to start anew with no further threat of death. But you rejected my friendship, my guarantees of safety. And now you reap what you sow: chaos, destruction, the death of your contemptable City. You are no better than the mad bomber himself. A pox upon you.

Literally neither myself nor @canadaguy voted.

 

[Smacktard]

Why you arguing for me to kill Zell so much?

Because he didn't write a manifesto. Simply inexcusable. Very non-bomberish behavior.

 

[Smacktard]

Literally neither myself nor @canadaguy voted.

And therein lies the crux of the problem. If you had voted not guilty, the city could have been spared.

 

[A Punched Face]

And therein lies the crux of the problem. If you had voted not guilty, the city could have been spared.

Nah, bomber still make cg go boom and new juror comes in.

 

[Smacktard]

I think I still owe THE PEOPLE letters S-Z

Do it. Give him a reason.

 

[Smacktard]

Nah, bomber still make cg go boom and new juror comes in.

If you and cg voted for me, I wouldn't be in this situation right now. I'd have been spared.

 

[Tubby23]

And therein lies the crux of the problem. If you had voted not guilty, the city could have been spared.

Mayhaps but there in lies my point, this City is weak and unwilling to do what must be done.

While I was willing to change this society. As soon as I knew you were the Don my mind went into hyperdrive, The Emperor must afterall lead society back to greatness and those which agree to fall before me now will be seen as martyrs for my great cause.

 

[Tubby23]

Nah, bomber still make cg go boom and new juror comes in.

Vash and I had a long discussion about the rules that needed to apply and win conditions so you're right CG was dieing today either way.

 

[A Punched Face]

Vote Vash for Trial. We must rebel.

 

[Tubby23]

By long discussion I mean I rambled incessantly and he confirmed the rules. I think I truly went mad at one point

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Smacktard]

Mayhaps but there in lies my point, this City is weak and unwilling to do what must be done.

While I was willing to change this society. As soon as I knew you were the Don my mind went into hyperdrive, The Emperor must afterall lead society back to greatness and those which agree to fall before me now will be seen as martyrs for my great cause.

You have found a believer in me.

For the greater good! To the death of the city, contemptible rat's nest that it is! I throw my corpse on its grave!

 

[Smacktard]

If you and cg voted for me, I wouldn't be in this situation right now. I'd have been spared.

@canadaguy I meant if you voted not guilty, I'd have been spared by my fellow mafioso. You didn't, and died, and so forced our hand.

 

[A Punched Face]

Hey Zell tell me again why you're the bomber.

Please do it in the style of completing the alphabet.

 

[Tubby23]

You have found a believer in me.

For the greater good! To the death of the city, contemptible rat's nest that it is! I throw my corpse on its grave!

We welcome all who are willing to repent. We provide breakfast of Vegemite on toast, proper beer served ice cold and SPF 50+ sunscreen to deal with potential burns from standing to close to the blasts

 

[A Punched Face]

@canadaguy I meant if you voted not guilty, I'd have been spared by my fellow mafioso. You didn't, and died, and so forced our hand.

The plan you suggested involved killing you. Why you getting on his case for not voting one way or the other?

 

[Tubby23]

 

[Tubby23]

I vote Zell for trial

 

[Smacktard]

The plan you suggested involved killing you. Why you getting on his case for not voting one way or the other?

Because my first plan was that you don't kill me. Remember that plan? The one in which I, in character, extended an olive branch to the citizens, promising no more killings, even the potential to benefit from a sweet lil bit of corruption and protection from the family as long as we killed a indiscriminate psychopath killer with no boundaries? The one in which I accused you Citizens of perpetuating just as many injust killings and nefarious activities as the mafia itself? That one? The one that you and canadaguy very vocally agreed to shut down? That plan?

 

[Tubby23]

@Activities Zell for trial please, the last mafia must face at least one night with his liberty in peril

 

[A Punched Face]

Because my first plan was that you don't kill me. Remember that plan? The one in which I, in character, extended an olive branch to the citizens, promising no more killings, even the potential to benefit from a sweet lil bit of corruption and protection from the family as long as we killed a indiscriminate psychopath killer with no boundaries? The one in which I accused you Citizens of perpetuating just as many injust killings and nefarious activities as the mafia itself? That one? The one that you and canadaguy very vocally agreed to shut down? That plan?

The one that would have definitely gave 0% chance of winning and 100% chance of mafia going back on that promise and murdering the Erics in our sleep after the game was over?

 

[A Punched Face]

@Activities Zell for trial please, the last mafia must face at least one night with his liberty in peril

Hold on I'm doing something.

 

[A Punched Face]

I mean nothing. I'm doing nothing.

 

[Smacktard]

The one that would have definitely gave 0% chance of winning and 100% chance of mafia going back on that promise and murdering the Erics in our sleep after the game was over?

I like to think that Vash's story would've ended with the City becoming a utopia where murder and crime ceased to exist as we all worked together for the betterment of society. Shame you torpedoed that idyllic future.

 

[Tubby23]

Toxicity by System of a Down was written about this city and is the theme song for my manifesto in video form

 

[A Punched Face]

I like to think that Vash's story would've ended with the City becoming a utopia where murder and crime ceased to exist as we all worked together for the betterment of society. Shame you torpedoed that idyllic future.

Nah @VashTheStampede totally would have ended it with the mafiosos murdering everyone. No peace here.

 

[Smacktard]

Nah @VashTheStampede totally would have ended it with the mafiosos murdering everyone. No peace here.

@VashTheStampede Can you confirm how the story would have ended, in this alternate universe?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Come on guys, I need a story hook for Year 3 (coming Q4 2023)

 

[Zell 17]

Hey Zell tell me again why you're the bomber.

Please do it in the style of completing the alphabet.

I gotta go work a middle school football game but I will later!

 

[A Punched Face]

@VashTheStampede Can you confirm how the story would have ended, in this alternate universe?

"The judge got a taste of his own medicine and was judged to death. The end."


I don't get fun stories in these games. Vash hates writing about me.

 

[A Punched Face]

I gotta go work a middle school football game but I will later!

That doesn't sound like a good place to go while trying to convince me who you are.

 

[Tubby23]

I mean nothing. I'm doing nothing.

 

[Tubby23]

Come on guys, I need a story hook for Year 3 (coming Q4 2023)

Install me as Emperor

 

[Zell 17]

That doesn't sound like a good place to go while trying to convince me who you are.

Tell me: What do you want me to be???