GW Mario Party

[Jon]

God damned plot armor

 

[Jon]

Someone kill kut so he can stop shooting at me

 

[shortkut]

Someone kill kut so he can stop shooting at me

Give me a star and I’ll delete my post and change my target

 

[VashTheStampede]

Let's aim at and miss Lumalee this time

 

[VashTheStampede]

Toad wearing a bullet magnet

 

[shortkut]

Let's aim at and miss Lumalee this time

 

[Ben]

Logic would suggest I shoot Vash with my dying breath, but my heart says shoot shortkut.

 

[Jon]

Logic would suggest I shoot Vash with my dying breath, but my heart says shoot shortkut.

I'm sorry plot armor shot you Ben

 

[Ben]

I'm sorry plot armor shot you Ben

It's been a targeted kind of day.

 

[Jon]

It's been a targeted kind of day.

Mine and Vash were unintentional at least. We intended to murderize someone else.

 

[shortkut]

if you’re not taking aim at the king, you’re not trying

 

[Jon]

if you’re not taking aim at the king, you’re not trying

I did take aim at the king. King Kut

 

[Ben]

I did take aim at the king. King Kut

Kink hut

 

[Spiner202]

I'll go back to Lumalee

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Well I WAS going to target Toad but I think he's had enough today so I'll target Goomba

 

[Nae'blis]

Can't make up my mind, so I'll roll a d10 for the five that are left, if it comes to a choice.
1-2 = shoot at Boom Boom
3-4 = shoot at Yoshi
5-6 = shoot at Dry Bones
7-8 = shoot at Luigi
9-10 = shoot at Lumalee.

 

[Rick52]

what happens if you "misfire" on yourself

I ask because I am very obviously going to roll an 8 on myself here

(targeting boom boom)

 

[Nae'blis]

what happens if you "misfire" on yourself

I believe it's just a miss.

 

[The Flame]

Lots of 3s and 13s going around..

Boo shoots Dry Bones.
Dry Bones shoots Toad.
Boom Boom shoots Toad.
Toad shoots Boo.
Yoshi shoots Lumalee.
Lumalee shoots Goomba.
Goomba shoots Yoshi.
Luigi shoots Boom Boom.

And it's a massacre! Toad, Yoshi, Boo, and Goomba get blown off the platform by Bullet Bills.

Player/Character	Lives	Damage Taken this Round
Ben/Toad	-1/3	-2
Vash/Boom Boom	1/3	-1
Spiner/Yoshi	0/3	-1
kut/Boo	0/3	-1
Jon/Dry Bones	1/3	-1
Rick/Luigi	1/3	0
Nae'blis/Goomba	0/3	-1
Gloom/Lumalee	1/3	-1

1. MISS
2. MISS
3. Toad MISS
4. Boom Boom
5. Yoshi Choice
6. Boo MISS
7. Dry Bones
8. Luigi
9. Goomba Choice
10. Lumalee
11. Choice
12. Choice
13. Choice
14. Choice
15. Choice
16. Choice
17. Choice
18. Choice
19. Choice
20. Choice

Since we're not using a turn order, here are the rules in the event all remaining players die at once:
Player with the most lives wins. (0 beats -1, etc.)
If lives are tied, the player who rolled the highest number on the die wins the tie.
If there's still a tie, it's a DRAW and nobody wins.

@VashTheStampede @Jon @Rick52 @Gloom-is-good
Round 4

 

[VashTheStampede]

Luigi shot me? AM I RICH???

No. I am not.

I must kill the Luigi.

 

[Rick52]

mama *coughs up blood* mia...

(fires at boom boom)

 

[Jon]

Well... since Vash and Rick just killed each other... I guess I have to try to hit Gloom.

BUT I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!

Try to shoot Lumalee. And then watch us all die

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Retaliation time! @Jon

 

[The Flame]

Boom Boom shoots Luigi.
Luigi shoots Boom Boom.
Dry Bones shoots Lumalee.
Lumalee watches the other two blow each other to mushroom kingdom come and takes aim for Dry Bones, but sees a black orb growing in his vision and explodes.

Player/Character	Lives	Damage Taken this Round
Vash/Boom Boom	0/3	-1
Jon/Dry Bones	1/3	0
Rick/Luigi	0/3	-1
Gloom/Lumalee	0/3	-1

DRY BONES WINS!
​

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x28, Items: Skeleton Key, Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x33, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x2, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x28, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

10 coins go to the boner boy for winning.

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Turn 14/15​

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TOAD START!​

@Ben
Items: Skeleton Key, Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit

D10 as always. I'll also remind you that you can't obtain anymore items if you are already holding 3, but you can discard a skeleton key at the top of your turn if you want to make room.

Feels like I'm forgetting something but idk what. Been so long since we haven't been in constant mini-game mode. Last turn to buy/receive new items unless Luigi goes groundhog day on us and extends the game.

 

[Ben]

I don't remember shit..

But sure, discard a key and do the thing.

 

[The Flame]

Toad passes the bank and deposits 5 coins.
There are now 18 coins in the Koopa Bank.
He stops on a blue space and collects 6 coins. Yippee!

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x33, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x2, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x28, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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BOOM BOOM START!
​

@VashTheStampede
Items: Dueling Glove

 

[Rick52]

unless Luigi goes groundhog day on us and extends the game

 

[VashTheStampede]

Me go

 

[VashTheStampede]

Towards Toad plz

 

[Ben]

Towards Toad plz

 

[The Flame]

Boom Boom sprints around the board, stopping briefly at the bank to deposit 5 coins...
There are now 23 coins in the bank.
He stops on a blue space, collecting 6 coins.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x2, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x28, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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YOSHI START!
​

@Spiner202
Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit

 

[Spiner202]

Go Yoshi go

Edit: nevermind

 

[Jon]

I forget. How many turns are left?

 

[shortkut]

I forget. How many turns are left?

 

[Jon]

Well that’s just unhelpful lol

 

[The Flame]

I forget. How many turns are left?

This is turn 14 of 15. But Luigi got a rare item early on that sets the game to the Last 5 Turns no matter when it's used. So if he uses it, that 15 could turn into a 19 or 20. We are all hostages at the mercy of green mario's whims.

Yoshi takes 2 steps forward, passing the shop and landing on a blue space. +6 coins.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x8, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x28, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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BOO START!​

@shortkut

 

[shortkut]

 

[The Flame]

Boo heads forward and enters the circle around the sand pit, before landing on a Happening Space...
The sand in the pit begins to churn, and somehow manages to suck the floating ghost in.
Boo is spit out on the other side of the board.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x8, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x28, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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DRY BONES START!​

@Jon
Items: Bowser Suit

 

[Jon]

 

[The Flame]

Dry Bones moves forward 7 spaces and lands on a blue space.
+6 coins

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x8, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x34, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x83, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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LUIGI START!​

@Rick52
Items: Wacky Watch

 

[Rick52]

okay

 

[VashTheStampede]

USE THE WATCH

 

[Jon]

USE THE WATCH

 

[shortkut]

 

[Rick52]

its not the last turn yet

 

[Jon]

its not the last turn yet

 

[The Flame]

Luigi lands on a blue space. +6 coins

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x8, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x34, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x89, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x0, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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GOOMBA START!​

@Nae'blis
Items: Cellular Shopper

East or South?

 

[Nae'blis]

Southward bound!

 

[The Flame]

Goomba strolls down the board and passes the bank, where he is stopped by Koopa Troopa.
"What? You don't have any coins on Turn 14? Wow you really need a financial advisor... Well, come back when you do!"
-There are still 23 coins in the bank-
Goomba continues, passing Boom Boom and landing on a blue space...!



A gunshot rings out, and a Goomba parachutes down.
"IT'S TIME TO D-- ...oh, you don't have any coins. Nevermind!"
The battle goomba runs off, and Goomba collects 6 coins from the blue space.

Scoreboard
6th: Ben/Toad: x1, x29, Items: Skeleton Key, Bowser Suit
8th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x0, x34, Items: Dueling Glove
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x8, Items: Lucky Lamp, Bowser Suit
5th: shortkut/Boo: x1, x60
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x3, x34, Items: Bowser Suit
4th: Rick52/Luigi: x1, x89, Items: Wacky Watch
3rd: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x6, Items: Cellular Shopper
7th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x0, x96, Items: Dueling Glove

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LUMALEE START!​

@Gloom-is-good
Items: Dueling Glove