GW Mario Party

[Jon]

God damned plot armor

 

[Jon]

Someone kill kut so he can stop shooting at me

 

[shortkut]

Someone kill kut so he can stop shooting at me

Give me a star and I’ll delete my post and change my target

 

[VashTheStampede]

Let's aim at and miss Lumalee this time

 

[VashTheStampede]

Toad wearing a bullet magnet

 

[shortkut]

Let's aim at and miss Lumalee this time

 

[Ben]

Logic would suggest I shoot Vash with my dying breath, but my heart says shoot shortkut.

 

[Jon]

Logic would suggest I shoot Vash with my dying breath, but my heart says shoot shortkut.

I'm sorry plot armor shot you Ben

 

[Ben]

I'm sorry plot armor shot you Ben

It's been a targeted kind of day.

 

[Jon]

It's been a targeted kind of day.

Mine and Vash were unintentional at least. We intended to murderize someone else.

 

[shortkut]

if you’re not taking aim at the king, you’re not trying

 

[Jon]

if you’re not taking aim at the king, you’re not trying

I did take aim at the king. King Kut

 

[Ben]

I did take aim at the king. King Kut

Kink hut

 

[Spiner202]

I'll go back to Lumalee

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Well I WAS going to target Toad but I think he's had enough today so I'll target Goomba

 

[Nae'blis]

Can't make up my mind, so I'll roll a d10 for the five that are left, if it comes to a choice.
1-2 = shoot at Boom Boom
3-4 = shoot at Yoshi
5-6 = shoot at Dry Bones
7-8 = shoot at Luigi
9-10 = shoot at Lumalee.

 

[Rick52]

what happens if you "misfire" on yourself

I ask because I am very obviously going to roll an 8 on myself here

(targeting boom boom)

 

[Nae'blis]

what happens if you "misfire" on yourself

I believe it's just a miss.

 

[The Flame]

Lots of 3s and 13s going around..

Boo shoots Dry Bones.
Dry Bones shoots Toad.
Boom Boom shoots Toad.
Toad shoots Boo.
Yoshi shoots Lumalee.
Lumalee shoots Goomba.
Goomba shoots Yoshi.
Luigi shoots Boom Boom.

And it's a massacre! Toad, Yoshi, Boo, and Goomba get blown off the platform by Bullet Bills.

Player/Character	Lives	Damage Taken this Round
Ben/Toad	-1/3	-2
Vash/Boom Boom	1/3	-1
Spiner/Yoshi	0/3	-1
kut/Boo	0/3	-1
Jon/Dry Bones	1/3	-1
Rick/Luigi	1/3	0
Nae'blis/Goomba	0/3	-1
Gloom/Lumalee	1/3	-1

1. MISS
2. MISS
3. Toad MISS
4. Boom Boom
5. Yoshi Choice
6. Boo MISS
7. Dry Bones
8. Luigi
9. Goomba Choice
10. Lumalee
11. Choice
12. Choice
13. Choice
14. Choice
15. Choice
16. Choice
17. Choice
18. Choice
19. Choice
20. Choice

Since we're not using a turn order, here are the rules in the event all remaining players die at once:
Player with the most lives wins. (0 beats -1, etc.)
If lives are tied, the player who rolled the highest number on the die wins the tie.
If there's still a tie, it's a DRAW and nobody wins.

@VashTheStampede @Jon @Rick52 @Gloom-is-good
Round 4

 

[VashTheStampede]

Luigi shot me? AM I RICH???

No. I am not.

I must kill the Luigi.

 

[Rick52]

mama *coughs up blood* mia...

(fires at boom boom)