Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[canadaguy]

You know who else is into bread

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

someone in the background is definitely doing some coveting.

she looks ready to pounce on that piece of man meat

 

[Kat]

Yeah that isn't the neighbors husband, it's their lawn boy.

 

[Nae'blis]

I don't think the bible mentions lawn boys either so it's all good.

 

[Ants!]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

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No keys either? Wow. Having a car and a house too...

 

[Crystal]

No keys either? Wow. Having a car and a house too...

Congrats, bitch, you're a woman now!

(welcome, it's a little shitty, but we make it work!)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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being dehydrated is sooooo manly

 

[Ben]

I never drink water throughout the day... I thought it was an ADHD/autism thing just not having any sense of my body, but I guess it's just my straight hetero dick.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

being dehydrated is sooooo manly

I mean that's literally how they get all the movie guys to look so ripped. Dehydrate the shit out of them.

 

[Ants!]

my straight hetero dick.

Do you call it big Ben?

 

[Nae'blis]

Do you call it big Ben?

I sure hope so.

 

[Ben]

Do you call it big Ben?

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

Didn't realize you were so flexible

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

 

[Ben]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[Nae'blis]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Bless you.

 

[Ants!]

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

This is why we are friends.

 

[Ants!]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

 

[Ben]

This is why we are friends.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

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He's not himself when he's hungry...

 

[Ants!]

He's not himself when he's hungry...

Don't even ask what he's willing to do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Mark]

Don't even ask what he's willing to do for a Klondike bar.

Nothing. Second syllable excludes him.

 

[shortkut]

Nothing. Second syllable excludes him.

But he’d watch

 

[Mark]

But he’d watch

Unrelated but related... Saw a meme today.

Why do lesbians call it scissoring and not lip-syncing?

That's it. That's the bit.

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

 

[Kat]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

 

[Crystal]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

Truth.

Also I resent the notion that trans women should have to go through second puberty to neutralize the fucking thing, to then go through a major surgery to have things made right only to then have ANOTHER put in its' place to satisfy this man's ego? No thank you! Someone get him a giant dildo to cuddle.

 

[canadaguy]

Evolution doesn't have a sense of symmetry just a sense of what works.

 

[Mark]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

This is a fact. Ham wallets and meat rockets.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

Evolution doesn't have a sense of symmetry just a sense of what works.

I learned that one titty can be bigger or differently-shaped than the other. Also one of my balls hangs lower than the other, that one must be the older twin.

 

[Ants!]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

Just gotta draw a smiley face on them.

 

[Mark]

I learned that one titty can be bigger or differently-shaped than the other. Also one of my balls hangs lower than the other, that one must be the older twin.

Safety feature. To avoid the Newton's Cradle effect.

 

[Nae'blis]

Just gotta draw a smiley face on them.

Or use googly eyes.

 

[Ben]

I learned that one titty can be bigger or differently-shaped than the other.

"Can?" I think you mean "almost always".

I wonder how that dude would feel knowing the clitoris and penis develop from the same genital tubercle in a fetus. A dick is basically just a really big clit.

And who the fuck wants all vaginas to look the same? I mean, I have the whole "I prefer round numbers" and "I like straight lines" mild OCD symptoms, but that shit sounds boring. Plus when you find a woman who's been self-conscious about herself her whole life (because of society) and show her it doesn't fucking matter one bit, the gratification from boosting someone's self-esteem that much is peak.

 

[Ants!]

Very true. I've known one girl who's had it very pronounced and noticeable and she was super self-conscious about it. I thought that was sad because nobody should be ashamed of their body, but I couldn't blame her for feeling that way because she was probably picked on for a lot. She was the girlfriend of an old roommate of mine who was a friend from high school, man he definitely poked fun about it. One of several reasons why I don't hang out with that dude anymore or talk to him at all.

 

[Kat]

Truth.

Also I resent the notion that trans women should have to go through second puberty to neutralize the fucking thing, to then go through a major surgery to have things made right only to then have ANOTHER put in its' place to satisfy this man's ego? No thank you! Someone get him a giant dildo to cuddle.

I mean, it sounds to me like he thinks you were born with the superior equipment and don't need any surgery at all. Unless he's said something else in other tweets.

I do wonder how he expects sex to work when both sexes have a penis though, since he said women should have one and I doubt he wants to give his up. Not to mention actual reproduction...

I mean, I have the whole "I prefer round numbers" and "I like straight lines" mild OCD symptoms,

That's not OCD, that's just regular human nature. There's nothing obsessive or compulsive about liking round numbers or straight lines.

Nature does tend towards symmetry, and we generally have an innate attraction to it for that reason, but yes it's rare for anybody to be perfectly symmetrical.

 

[Ben]

That's not OCD, that's just regular human nature. There's nothing obsessive or compulsive about liking round numbers or straight lines.

Nature does tend towards symmetry, and we generally have an innate attraction to it for that reason, but yes it's rare for anybody to be perfectly symmetrical.

I know it's not truly OCD, but I still absolutely refuse to have the car stereo volume on an odd number. To the point that my wife knows not to put it on an odd number or else I'm just going to change it.

I can hear it being not-even.

 

[Crystal]

I mean, it sounds to me like he thinks you were born with the superior equipment and don't need any surgery at all. Unless he's said something else in other tweets.

I do wonder how he expects sex to work when both sexes have a penis though, since he said women should have one and I doubt he wants to give his up. Not to mention actual reproduction...

My dysphoria hates him.

 

[Kat]

I know it's not truly OCD, but I still absolutely refuse to have the car stereo volume on an odd number. To the point that my wife knows not to put it on an odd number or else I'm just going to change it.

I can hear it being not-even.

Haha. I used to get gas at a station where the attendant would insist on "topping off" your tank to round the price out to a nice amount like $20. God help you if your tank filled up at $20.05, he'd insist on putting another couple of gallons in it, whether they fit or not.

My dysphoria hates him.

I hate his opinion too, I'd much rather avoid penises.

 

[dimmerwit]

Haha. I used to get gas at a station where the attendant would insist on "topping off" your tank to round the price out to a nice amount like $20. God help you if your tank filled up at $20.05, he'd insist on putting another couple of gallons in it, whether they fit or not.

Still require the attendants over there?

Most pumps have a button where you can set desired quantity (either money or litres). So if I wanted £30 you just select that and fire and forget. That said, $20 would buy you a dribble over here.