Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[canadaguy]

You know who else is into bread

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

someone in the background is definitely doing some coveting.

she looks ready to pounce on that piece of man meat

 

[Kat]

Yeah that isn't the neighbors husband, it's their lawn boy.

 

[Nae'blis]

I don't think the bible mentions lawn boys either so it's all good.

 

[Ants!]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

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No keys either? Wow. Having a car and a house too...

 

[Crystal]

No keys either? Wow. Having a car and a house too...

Congrats, bitch, you're a woman now!

(welcome, it's a little shitty, but we make it work!)

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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being dehydrated is sooooo manly

 

[Ben]

I never drink water throughout the day... I thought it was an ADHD/autism thing just not having any sense of my body, but I guess it's just my straight hetero dick.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

being dehydrated is sooooo manly

I mean that's literally how they get all the movie guys to look so ripped. Dehydrate the shit out of them.

 

[Ants!]

my straight hetero dick.

Do you call it big Ben?

 

[Nae'blis]

Do you call it big Ben?

I sure hope so.

 

[Ben]

Do you call it big Ben?

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

Didn't realize you were so flexible

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

 

[Ben]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[Nae'blis]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Bless you.

 

[Ants!]

It's more commonly called gwyuerrekrbrwblg but it's hard to understand someone with their mouth full.

This is why we are friends.

 

[Ants!]

Also I thought you were making a Welsh joke at first.

 

[Ben]

This is why we are friends.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

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He's not himself when he's hungry...

 

[Ants!]

He's not himself when he's hungry...

Don't even ask what he's willing to do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Mark]

Don't even ask what he's willing to do for a Klondike bar.

Nothing. Second syllable excludes him.

 

[shortkut]

Nothing. Second syllable excludes him.

But he’d watch

 

[Mark]

But he’d watch

Unrelated but related... Saw a meme today.

Why do lesbians call it scissoring and not lip-syncing?

That's it. That's the bit.

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

 

[Kat]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

 

[Crystal]

All genitals look vaguely ridiculous IMO.

Truth.

Also I resent the notion that trans women should have to go through second puberty to neutralize the fucking thing, to then go through a major surgery to have things made right only to then have ANOTHER put in its' place to satisfy this man's ego? No thank you! Someone get him a giant dildo to cuddle.

 

[canadaguy]

Evolution doesn't have a sense of symmetry just a sense of what works.