Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[Ben]

If I could snap my fingers and have my ovaries vanish, fucking yes I would do it in a heartbeat.

 

[shortkut]

I get confused by the men who think they wouldn’t feel like a man anymore. Do they not know the difference between a vasectomy and having their penis removed? I can’t tell how fertile I am by the way my testes feel, so maybe I’m an outlier

 

[Ben]

They are dumb enough they probably do think it means having your balls cut off.

 

[Crystal]

They are dumb enough they probably do think it means having your balls cut off.

That's an orchiectomy, and they won't cover that anymore because you might secretly be trans and trying to get gender affirming care.

(I mean they do actually cover it in medically necessary cases, of course, but if they can tie it back to gender affirming care...no...and also it makes you gay, because thread)

 

[Mark]

I get confused by the men who think they wouldn’t feel like a man anymore. Do they not know the difference between a vasectomy and having their penis removed? I can’t tell how fertile I am by the way my testes feel, so maybe I’m an outlier

I've asked a dude that before, gotten an unintelligible rant as a response, and simply met him with "I dunno, dude, I'm just a bitch, I'm scared of the snip snip". It amused me, because he exerted so much effort to cover up what I freely admitted.

 

[Ants!]

Don't worry, if you get a vasectomy, that guy will call you a man again if you put on a dress.

 

[Mark]

Don't worry, if you get a vasectomy, that guy will call you a man again if you put on a dress.

Oh, I stopped replying to texts/calls from that guy when he wanted to give me hell for calling him out on being insecure. I got tired of the pseudo-masculine bullshit and then being asked to co-sign it because "you know, you get it".

 

[Ants!]

Oh, I stopped replying to texts/calls from that guy when he wanted to give me hell for calling him out on being insecure. I got tired of the pseudo-masculine bullshit and then being asked to co-sign it because "you know, you get it".

The thing is, I can actually agree with his third paragraph. I would never shame somebody for feeling uncomfortable or hesitant about getting a procedure, especially in an area like that, no matter what others say about it being simple and quick and easy. I've had it done and even with anesthesia That shit was an experience that I'm glad I never have to repeat.

However, his first two paragraphs are just plain stupid. Insecure is definitely the right word.

 

[Mark]

The thing is, I can actually agree with his third paragraph. I would never shame somebody for feeling uncomfortable or hesitant about getting a procedure, especially in an area like that, no matter what others say about it being simple and quick and easy. I've had it done and even with anesthesia That shit was an experience that I'm glad I never have to repeat.

However, his first two paragraphs are just plain stupid. Insecure is definitely the right word.

I'm the one that responded to him and called myself a bitch because I'd like to keep sharp objects away from my junk. His "unintelligible rant" was mostly shit about "modern men being softened up", "gotta spread the seed", and all that kind of bullshit that would seem at least somewhat more convincing if he wasn't a sexist overweight alcoholic with a genetic kidney condition. Dude's genes aren't exactly something to willingly want to pass on, and he would talk shit like women need his babies.

 

[Ben]

The thing is, I can actually agree with his third paragraph. I would never shame somebody for feeling uncomfortable or hesitant about getting a procedure, especially in an area like that, no matter what others say about it being simple and quick and easy. I've had it done and even with anesthesia That shit was an experience that I'm glad I never have to repeat.

However, his first two paragraphs are just plain stupid. Insecure is definitely the right word.

The "I'm scurred" was Mark's response, not the other dude's.

EDIT:

 

[Kat]

I've asked a dude that before, gotten an unintelligible rant as a response, and simply met him with "I dunno, dude, I'm just a bitch, I'm scared of the snip snip". It amused me, because he exerted so much effort to cover up what I freely admitted.

Right? I still have all my reproductive equipment for the same reason. I wouldn't blame anybody for being hesitant because they're afraid of the pain or complications. "I won't feel like a real man without being able to make babies I don't even want" will forever be a stupid excuse, but there are plenty of valid reasons to avoid it.

 

[Ants!]

The "I'm scurred" was Mark's response, not the other dude's.

EDIT:

I'm confused. From quagmire's post it looked like it was all in one comment bubble

 

[Ants!]

Right? I still have all my reproductive equipment for the same reason. I wouldn't blame anybody for being hesitant because they're afraid of the pain or complications. "I won't feel like a real man without being able to make babies I don't even want" will forever be a stupid excuse, but there are plenty of valid reasons to avoid it.

Exactly. The dude could have just said he doesn't want to get the procedure for himself and would rather keep using condoms and left it there and he would've been fine.

 

[shortkut]

The only thing about the snip snip that scares me is that it might not work

 

[Mark]

I'm confused. From quagmire's post it looked like it was all in one comment bubble

Puff, puff, pass.

 

[Mark]

The only thing about the snip snip that scares me is that it might not work

Balls o' steel, huh?

 

[shortkut]

Balls o' steel, huh?

With the amount of times my girls have stomped on them or crushed them some way, I probably don’t need the procedure

 

[Ants!]

The only thing about the snip snip that scares me is that it might not work

I'm also scared that yours might not work.

 

[Ants!]

With the amount of times my girls have stomped on them or crushed them some way, I probably don’t need the procedure

 

[Mark]

With the amount of times my girls have stomped on them or crushed them some way, I probably don’t need the procedure

Who you telling? Mine was almost two feet tall when she was born, so, she was close to the right height when she was still maneuvering around like a drunken midget learning to walk.

Honestly, I was convinced I smoked myself sterile before my ex got pregnant with her. The headbutts probably killed off any remainders that were taking a weed nap.

 

[shortkut]

Who you telling? Mine was almost two feet tall when she was born, so, she was close to the right height when she was still maneuvering around like a drunken midget learning to walk.

Honestly, I was convinced I smoked myself sterile before my ex got pregnant with her. The headbutts probably killed off any remainders that were taking a weed nap.

My almost 4 year old literally stomped on them this morning when climbing on our bed to wake my wife up

 

[Mark]

My almost 4 year old literally stomped on them this morning when climbing on our bed to wake my wife up

Dude, fuck no. If I were you, that child would be looking into my eyes and watching the tears fall. Guilt trip the hell outta that little demolition machine.

 

[shortkut]

Dude, fuck no. If I were you, that child would be looking into my eyes and watching the tears fall. Guilt trip the hell outta that little demolition machine.

I shouted “get off the bed” loudly and angrily enough that she immediately burst into tears and was sorry she hurt me

 

[Ben]

I'm confused. From quagmire's post it looked like it was all in one comment bubble

... Is Quagmire in the room with us right now..?

I dunno what you're talking about since you quoted Mark.

I worry that reading comprehension might be on your school curriculum, dude.

Edit: I realize you were referring to something from last page that no one had quoted. Last page is dead to me.

 

[Ants!]

When my wife and I moved in together, one of my cats was constantly attacking her cats. For a while we kept the hall door shut to partition the house in half to keep them separate until they got used to each other enough to play nice.

Well, one night somebody got up and left that door open. In the morning when we were still asleep I was sleeping on my back and woken very suddenly and violently to an absolutely vicious cat fight happening right on top of my belly.

I'll never forget it.

 

[Ants!]

I shouted “get off the bed” loudly and angrily enough that she immediately burst into tears and was sorry she hurt me

Benzene was right to give you the role of loudmouth this time

 

[shortkut]

Benzene was right to give you the role of loudmouth this time

Who is benzene and no talking about the game outside of the designated threads. @Benzine give this man a demerit

 

[Ants!]

Who is benzene and no talking about the game outside of the designated threads. @Benzine give this man a demerit

I thought you died and we were in the dead Thread

 

[Ants!]

I forgot that voice text spelled his name like the element

 

[shortkut]

I thought you died and we were in the dead Thread

 

[canadaguy]

I forgot that voice text spelled his name like the element

"the element"

 

[shortkut]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

When my wife and I moved in together, one of my cats was constantly attacking her cats. For a while we kept the hall door shut to partition the house in half to keep them separate until they got used to each other enough to play nice.

Well, one night somebody got up and left that door open. In the morning when we were still asleep I was sleeping on my back and woken very suddenly and violently to an absolutely vicious cat fight happening right on top of my belly.

I'll never forget it.

I hope you sold that one cat.

 

[Ants!]

It's when Beryllium and Bromine get together and have a baby.

 

[Ants!]

I hope you sold that one cat.

Hell no.