Fellas, is it gay to *shuffles deck*

[Nae'blis]

I know what kind of veggie @Nae'blis is.

Swede.

After seeing that first turnip, I was just waiting for this.

 

[Ben]

 

[Ants!]

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[Ants!]

Every time I see comments like this, I think how the second the person they're talking about comes out as a trans woman they'll suddenly argue endlessly that she is a man.

 

[Crystal]

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Every time I see comments like this, I think how the second the person they're talking about comes out as a trans woman they'll suddenly argue endlessly that she is a man.

Can confirm.

 

[Crazy Jamie]

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Every time I see comments like this, I think how the second the person they're talking about comes out as a trans woman they'll suddenly argue endlessly that she is a man.

Just the 76k likes as well. Honestly it's exactly these sorts of accounts that I'm worried about by sons getting sucked in by as and when they start using the internet. It is such toxic, misogynistic bullshit, and it is genuinely alarming how pervasive it is in schools at the moment.

 

[dimmerwit]

Just the 76k likes as well. Honestly it's exactly these sorts of accounts that I'm worried about by sons getting sucked in by as and when they start using the internet. It is such toxic, misogynistic bullshit, and it is genuinely alarming how pervasive it is in schools at the moment.

Watched Adolescence yet?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Just the 76k likes as well. Honestly it's exactly these sorts of accounts that I'm worried about by sons getting sucked in by as and when they start using the internet. It is such toxic, misogynistic bullshit, and it is genuinely alarming how pervasive it is in schools at the moment.

Yup, it's crazy how far the pendulum has swung the other direction with especially younger boys. It feels like racism and sexism is being pushed on them from these influencers to combat the acceptance/tolerance culture. It's no wonder my daughter who will be 12 next week constantly says the boys at school are loud, stupid, and disrespectful to the teachers.

I remember as a kid my parents would always be asking - "do you have any girlfriends?" or "are there any cute kids in your class?". We don't even approach that with her as we know what kind of broccoli-top haircut, slobby, loud boys there are out there right now. I live in a borderline farming town, so add hillbilly to that and the prospects are pretty low.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Reading that headline I started out angry but then it went in a completely unexpected direction.

 

[Ben]

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[Mark]

Yup, it's crazy how far the pendulum has swung the other direction with especially younger boys. It feels like racism and sexism is being pushed on them from these influencers to combat the acceptance/tolerance culture. It's no wonder my daughter who will be 12 next week constantly says the boys at school are loud, stupid, and disrespectful to the teachers.

I remember as a kid my parents would always be asking - "do you have any girlfriends?" or "are there any cute kids in your class?". We don't even approach that with her as we know what kind of broccoli-top haircut, slobby, loud boys there are out there right now. I live in a borderline farming town, so add hillbilly to that and the prospects are pretty low.

My daughter will be 18 this year. Lemme just give you some advice on the boys out there these days...

No.

Just... No.

I hate to be like that, because I know I sound like one of those guys with the shotgun at his daughter's prom, but, I don't care. The quality of young men being produced nowadays is abysmal. We might have been assholes when we were teenagers, but, this is a whole new level. If I could go the rest of my days without hearing some kid talk about being "alpha" anything, I'll die a happy man.

The hell you mean you're an alpha male and you don't even know how to change a tire. Fight a bear? You can't even fight the urge to hit a strawberry cheesecake vape.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Changing a tire is easy AF

 

[canadaguy]

My daughter will be 18 this year. Lemme just give you some advice on the boys out there these days...

No.

Just... No.

I hate to be like that, because I know I sound like one of those guys with the shotgun at his daughter's prom, but, I don't care. The quality of young men being produced nowadays is abysmal. We might have been assholes when we were teenagers, but, this is a whole new level. If I could go the rest of my days without hearing some kid talk about being "alpha" anything, I'll die a happy man.

The hell you mean you're an alpha male and you don't even know how to change a tire. Fight a bear? You can't even fight the urge to hit a strawberry cheesecake vape.

They oughta spend less time trying to be alpha and spend more time trying not to be a scrub (according to the rules set out by TLC)

 

[Mark]

Changing a tire is easy AF

Yeah, using simple tasks as an example to outline just how low the bar is was the point.

They oughta spend less time trying to be alpha and spend more time trying not to be a scrub (according to the rules set out by TLC)

Or less time trying to redefine what an "alpha" is and more time learning how to perform basic tasks.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Changing a tire is easy AF

if you have the right equipment.

I despise those shitty jacks cars come with.

 

[Mark]

if you have the right equipment.

I despise those shitty jacks cars come with.

Scissor jacks? Almost lost a finger to one of them.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Scissor jacks? Almost lost a finger to one of them.

yeah, that's what they're called.

I put a REAL jack in my Mustang because the scissor jack barely rose the vehicle and took forever to use.

 

[Mark]

yeah, that's what they're called.

I put a REAL jack in my Mustang because the scissor jack barely rose the vehicle and took forever to use.

Dude, my old Jeep Commander came with scissor jacks. You better believe I threw a two ton floor jack in the back and bungee wrapped it to the interior hooks. The absolute worst scissor jacks came in 90's-00's GM vehicles. Those were so shoddy and always broke, even if they were new.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I just noticed we're talking about scissor jacks in a thread about being gay and no one has mentioned scissoring...

speaking of scissoring, if two women are playing rock-paper-scissors and they both put out scissors, does that make them gay?

 

[shortkut]

I just noticed we're talking about scissor jacks in a thread about being gay and no one has mentioned scissoring...

speaking of scissoring, if two women are playing rock-paper-scissors and they both put out scissors, does that make them gay?

When women play it, they are deciding whether to fist, finger, or scissor

 

[Fool's Requiem]

fisting is only for the uber experienced

 

[canadaguy]

fisting is only for the uber experienced

Man your uber trips have been vastly different than mine

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

fisting is only for the uber experienced

I once had an Uber driver tell me he got the clap 7 times in Nam.

 

[shortkut]

I once had an Uber driver tell me he got the clap 7 times in Nam.

 

[Ants!]

Yeah, that's where he got it from

 

[Ants!]

Which reminds me, Christianity is gay because they worship a guy that got nailed.

 

[Mark]

Which reminds me, Christianity is gay because they worship a guy that got nailed.

To a cross. Of WOOD.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Nae'blis]

Welp, guess I'm gay then. Naps are fucking awesome.

 

[Ants!]

wyd later

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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why are these people allowed to find mates?

I don't order dessert at restaurants because they almost always suck and/or are far too expensive for what they are. I'd rather hit up a DQ (or local ice cream joint) and get dessert there. Unless a place has tiramisu.

 

[Mark]

why are these people allowed to find mates?

I don't order dessert at restaurants because they almost always suck and/or are far too expensive for what they are. I'd rather hit up a DQ (or local ice cream joint) and get dessert there. Unless a place has tiramisu.

It doesn't last long for them. Typically, the people like that tend to either push away people or are so self-absorbed that no one meets their standards and the problem works itself out because they end up repeating the single/shitty relationship/single pattern.

 

[Kat]

why are these people allowed to find mates?

Right? If I were on a date with somebody who seriously suggested I not eat dessert or take naps, then I'd tell them to fuck off so I could eat some delicious dessert in peace.

So far, according to this thread, men are not supposed to eat seafood, salad, breakfast, or dessert. What a sad existence.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

So far, according to this thread, men are not supposed to eat seafood, salad, breakfast, or dessert. What a sad existence.

It's homophobia as well as a need to place emphasis on the ideal thar if you're not an "alpha male" you're not a real man.

 

[Ants!]

why are these people allowed to find mates?

I don't order dessert at restaurants because they almost always suck and/or are far too expensive for what they are. I'd rather hit up a DQ (or local ice cream joint) and get dessert there. Unless a place has tiramisu.

Huh. I never imagined that it would be you who was the least gay person here!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm still single. Obviously it means I'm gay. "Don't you like women?"

 

[Mark]

Right? If I were on a date with somebody who seriously suggested I not eat dessert or take naps, then I'd tell them to fuck off so I could eat some delicious dessert in peace.

So far, according to this thread, men are not supposed to eat seafood, salad, breakfast, or dessert. What a sad existence.

Male privilege. Amirite?

I'm still single. Obviously it means I'm gay. "Don't you like women?"

Hanging out with a woman all the time is gay, so, you're straight. But, you're gay because you hang out with yourself, and you're a dude, and that's gay.

 

[shortkut]

I thought all dads knew how to nap on command any time any place

 

[Ben]

I'm still single. Obviously it means I'm gay. "Don't you like women?"

There's another possibility.

 

[Quagmire]

This was some guys response about guys refusing to get a vasectomy

 

[Mark]

I thought all dads knew how to nap on command any time any place

That's resting your eyes. There's a distinction.

 

[shortkut]

That's resting your eyes. There's a distinction.

True, that’s what I do

 

[Fool's Requiem]

This was some guys response about guys refusing to get a vasectomy

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that's the kind of post that is only made by someone with like 5 illegitimate children and is constantly whining to his friends about how paying child support is theft.

 

[Kat]

This was some guys response about guys refusing to get a vasectomy

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If I could snap my fingers and have my ovaries vanish, fucking yes I would do it in a heartbeat.

 

[Mark]

This was some guys response about guys refusing to get a vasectomy

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I'm weird about it because of the thought of the snips alone. I've also known two dudes that had complications, which, doesn't seem like a lot, but, I haven't exactly had many conversations with dudes about vasectomies...

that's the kind of post that is only made by someone with like 5 illegitimate children and is constantly whining to his friends about how paying child support is theft.

Oh, it can be. I have known quite a few dudes and chicks who've been wrongfully put on the hook for child support. One dude paid for 18 years only to find out through a 23&Me test he got as a gift from his son that there was no possibility he could have been his father. The racial makeup was so far off, they got a paternity test done. He tried for restitution. No dice. He still loves his son the same, it ain't his fault his mother's a hoe, but, there are a lot of people out there using their kids for personal gain.

 

[Quagmire]

If I could snap my fingers and have my ovaries vanish, fucking yes I would do it in a heartbeat.

Basically my response and that it is so much easier for men to get the snip, like yes it is technically his body and his choice but definitely feels very selfish far more likely to have complications with a woman having her tubes tied or ovaries removed

 

[Mark]

If I could snap my fingers and have my ovaries vanish, fucking yes I would do it in a heartbeat.

This made me actually laugh, and repeat it to my old lady. I swear, I've heard the exact same words from her oh... a few dozen times for a week outta the month.