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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!{{Still 2. There's the one prone on the ground next to Nac/Zesty, and the one by the docks next to Aims'Orreh and Moonsprout.{{so is there only one drowned sailor left at this point? Or are there two?}}
ORDER | NAME | AC | SPEED | HEALTH | STATUS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
21 | Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd | 15 | 30ft | 15/15 | |
17 | Zesty Zapcrackle | 14 | 30ft | 11/11 | |
-- | -- | DEFEATED | |||
14 | Moonsprout Beandirt | 14 | 25ft | 8/8 | |
14 | Short Order | 11 | 25ft | 9/9 | |
8 | Nac McWeeble | 16 | 25ft | 12/12 | |
6 | Zombie (A) | -- | -- | Moderately Injured | Prone |
3 | Zombie (B) | -- | -- | Near Defeat |
Dang, are you still drunk or are you nursing a gnarly hangover?... That didn't go so well maybe you should try that net thing
{{Hey, my attack rolls have been pretty good. Before that they were ca ca. It's not my fault I've essentially crit on every hit and these damn zombies are still alive!{{You all roll like bricks.
I'm get to that one ASAP. }}
{{Mine seems to be more of a like royal blue and yours is a bit more muted, but they're close}}Dang, are you still drunk or are you nursing a gnarly hangover?
{{also are our font colors like identical?}}
{{Oh hey, okay so I just noticed it changes the color of your text when I quote it}}{{Mine seems to be more of a like royal blue and yours is a bit more muted, but they're close}}
YesDang, are you still drunk or are you nursing a gnarly hangover?
{{also are our font colors like identical?}}
Well that one looks pretty useless for now. Let's see if I can help our mushroom of a friend get more time to smell the flowers down by the docks.
Casts Frostbite on the Zombie near the docks.
Short Order casts...
Welcome to the FROZONE!
{{I'll get something better...}}
ORDER | NAME | AC | SPEED | HEALTH | STATUS | NEXT TURN |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
21 | Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd | 15 | 30ft | 15/15 | ||
17 | Zesty Zapcrackle | 14 | 30ft | 11/11 | ||
-- | -- | DEFEATED | ||||
14 | Moonsprout Beandirt | 14 | 25ft | 8/8 | ||
14 | Short Order | 11 | 25ft | 9/9 | ||
8 | Nac McWeeble | 16 | 25ft | 12/12 | @Nae'blis | |
6 | Zombie (A) | -- | -- | Moderately Injured | Prone | |
3 | Zombie (B) | -- | -- | Near Defeat |
Nac fires off a grin too.
Oh aye, I do believe I can do tha'!
He looks down at the prone zombie.
Laddie, ye certainly picked the wrong day to go to the beach.
Nac kicks the zombie in the head, letting his foot continue up to a nearly vertical position, and on the way down drop his heel down in the face of the undead with an axe kick (bonus action).
ORDER | NAME | AC | SPEED | HEALTH | STATUS | NEXT TURN |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
21 | Aims'Orreh Mwuh'Bwadd | 15 | 30ft | 6/15 | @Jawneh | |
17 | Zesty Zapcrackle | 14 | 30ft | 11/11 | ||
-- | -- | |||||
14 | Moonsprout Beandirt | 14 | 25ft | 8/8 | ||
14 | Short Order | 11 | 25ft | 9/9 | ||
8 | Nac McWeeble | 16 | 25ft | 12/12 | ||
-- | -- | |||||
3 | Zombie (B) | -- | -- | Near Defeat |
{{Yeh. It'll cost one of your two spell slots to do that and you roll for the healing. There's no urgency between battles generally so you can use spells and whatnot freely.}}{{Should we end up winning this round, are we able to cast our heal spells after the combat is over? Would like to get him back up in HP a bit before traveling on.}}
{{Ow. D: That hurt. I thought the buggers were still at a disadvantage. Unless I just forgot and we rolled a couple turns without me paying attention. Which is very possible lol. That thing could've one-shot a couple folks here.}}
Aims winches at the sudden large blow from the zombie before a wide grin showing off his pointy tusks at the zombie.
Now THIS feels more like a fight! I bet you drink folks under the table and fight off the rest when you were alive! What a sorry state you are in now though. Begone!
Aims takes his newly dejected javelin to spike the zom-B one more time right through the ribcage.
{{I have a meeting coming up here in 2 minutes, so I'll make a post right after getting my stuff. I want to maybe switch my spells too, but I'll take care of that in D&DB and then confirm here. Thanks for the reminder!}}
{{So we're able to change out our spells now if we'd like? So if I'd like to swap out frostbite or druidcraft for a different cantrip or something I can?}}
{{I'd say you can just do it and take the short rest. I'll just wait for 3/5 of you to want to move on from the area before getting to the next narrative bit.}}{{So at this point are we waiting for enough people to say we should take a short rest, and then officially taking said short rest on the website?}}
Aims gleefully looks at the destroyed mess he made of the zom-B.
That was a very good warm up. All the soreness from the boat ride are gone. Couple of scratches on the chest never hurt anyone.
Aims grabs a handful of dirt, spits in it, and rubs it against his chest where the zom-B hit him.
Much better. Now, for the second best part of the fight! Loot!
Aims starts scavenging for loot through the ragged clothes and carcass of the zom-B he mauled.
Your attempts to scavenge from the dead are equally disappointing, and as you rummage around the clothing of the zombie you crushed, you manage to only find; a small bag containing what once was dried fish and hardtack, now wet, spoiled and unappetizing, and a water-damaged scroll with a barely legible recipe for a traditional fish stew.{{Short rest is fine with me!}}
Sure, ye lads go for a wee spell o' rest! I need to wash zombie brains from between me toes!
Nac goes down to the water to wash his feet. When they're clean, he goes a-looting
The flower crackles softly as you light it, the first inhale immediately hitting your lungs with an intense burning sensation that makes you cough until your eyes water. The Saltbloom is reduced to ash.Good work killing the dead, Orc. I'll think up a little diddy in your honor.
Moonsprout kicks back on the patch of cozy grass his head was stuck in. He puts the Saltbloom he picked into a pipe and smokes it.
Hmm... salty.
As the battle concludes, Zesty looks around at the carnage of the three lifeless zombies. He takes a deep breath, pats Nac on the shoulder gently, nods, then walks to where he dropped his crossbow, while simultaneously sheathing his dagger in its place on his left hip. He picks up the crossbow, returns it to its stowed position on his back and meanders to the dead zombie where his light hammer sits encased in seawater and zombie innards.
He grabs a small cloth from his pocket, dunks in in the sea water and cleans his hammer off before stowing it back in his backpack.
Well gents, that was interesting. Well done.
Zesty peruses the battlefield for any useful to him items that may have been left behind.
{{If there is a check to run @Ben for searching the battlefield, let me know and I'll roll one. Otherwise...}}
Zesty wraps up his search of the battlefield before prepping to walk on with the group.
{I'll do a short rest on D&DB but I don't know if I need it.))
You survey the fallen monsters, and manage to pry the crossbow bolt out of the shoulder of one of them. It appears to still be in usable condition. The other bolt has split down the length of it and cannot be recovered.{{Oh, also @Ben I've reduced the number of bolts in my inventory to 18. I assume those are unsalvageable. But if you tell me otherwise, while I'm searching the battlefield I'll grab those too.}}
You inspect the dagger dropped on the ground by Aims'Orreh. Turning it around in your hands, you immediately notice just how much rust is on the tarnished blade, with the edge particularly worn off at the point as if it had been stabbed into wood hundreds of times. You put the decorative handle closer to your face to try and scratch some of the algae and grime off of the somewhat rounded pommel. Grasping the roughly 5 inch long grip, your fingers feel a slight indentation running along the middle of the head. You spend a few moments turning the blade around before familiarity hits you.I might have an eye for that
Short Order takes a closer look for Aims
Your fingers brush down the shaft of the weird dagger, gently caressing it with an expectation that your spell will repair the damage. As you recline back on the soft grass, the fleeting memory that Mending both only works on cracks/tears/breaks in items, and that it requires two lodestones as a material component, makes you giggle.Moonsprout winks one eye open at the talk of this curious dagger, and groggily speaks.
This might help.
He saunters over, half-teetering from his sleepiness, and gives the instrument a gentle stroke before returning to his nap.
You spend a few moments turning the blade around before familiarity hits you.
The handle is shaped like a dick.
Your fingers brush down the shaft of the weird dagger, gently caressing it with an expectation that your spell will repair the damage. As you recline back on the soft grass, the fleeting memory that Mending both only works on cracks/tears/breaks in items, and that it requires two lodestones as a material component, makes you giggle.
{{Told you I'd get weird with it fast.{{LMFAO}}
{{You'll have to wait just a little while before leveling. With milestone method, it'll happen after the first big quest you complete, which probably won't be too long before you're into the meat of it but it could always go slowly if we hit some bad streaks of activity.}}Aims waits expectantly.
Figure anything out lads? It seemed like you gleamed something out of it halfling. Is it something special after all?
{{I'm good to march on. Can't wait to level up and get more goodies. At least for the first few, every level is bigger than thr previous one for me. }}
{{Yesss, I remember that. I'm just impatient and excited. My plan might be fairly straight forward barbarian stuff for now, but it's all hugely impactful.}}{{You'll have to wait just a little while before leveling. With milestone method, it'll happen after the first big quest you complete, which probably won't be too long before you're into the meat of it but it could always go slowly if we hit some bad streaks of activity.}}
{{Don't worry, just keep smoking everything you find. I'm sure that'll work out in the end.Moonsprout returns to the grass patch he was resting in, content with his excuse to touch the dick-shaped object.
{{wtf is a lodestone and how do I get one
Wtf is a component pouch
Wtf is a spell-casting focus}}
heh, this Saltbloom must be some good shitAs you recline back on the soft grass, the fleeting memory that Mending both only works on cracks/tears/breaks in items, and that it requires two lodestones as a material component, makes you giggle.
Moonsprout returns to the grass patch he was resting in, content with his excuse to touch the dick-shaped object.
{{wtf is a lodestone and how do I get one
Wtf is a component pouch
Wtf is a spell-casting focus}}
{{Don't worry, just keep smoking everything you find. I'm sure that'll work out in the end.}}
heh, this Saltbloom must be some good shit
{{How would they know if it was given to me in secret?OR that no one asked Moonsprout about that 25 gold the stoned Halfling sailor palmed him