YUGE Presidential Memes thread

[Rachel]

I heard Harris knocked on some doors

Don't miss presidents on your ring camera guys

 

[Jon]

I heard Harris knocked on some doors

Don't miss presidents on your ring camera guys

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ngl, that's creepy

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Rachel]

you just made me google what's going on with Cornel West lmao

That wasn't on my bingo card

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

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Isn’t mahomes’ girlfriend/fiancée a maga supporter?

 

[Quagmire]

Isn’t mahomes’ girlfriend/fiancée a maga supporter?

Yep

 

[Mark]

 

[Jon]

Isn’t mahomes’ girlfriend/fiancée a maga supporter?

The noun you were looking for is "wife"

 

[Ben]

The noun you were looking for is "wife"

Catch-all term "partner" ftw

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[shortkut]

The noun you were looking for is "wife"

I didn’t realize they were married yet. My apologies for not keeping up with his personal life

 

[Jon]

I didn’t realize they were married yet. My apologies for not keeping up with his personal life

You SHOULD be sorry!

Side note, pretty sure they've been married for a while and have 2 kids.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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That’s @Zell 17 whispering in the admins’ ears that we’ve had our first election-related ban.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]

That’s @Zell 17 whispering in the admins’ ears that we’ve had our first election-related ban.

Webster create an alt?

 

[Quagmire]

Time to cope with humor

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

who is the guy behind the couch fucker and anti-vaxxor?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Looks like Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House

 

[Jon]

who is the guy behind the couch fucker and anti-vaxxor?

Mike Johnson, another MAGA moron.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Mike Johnson, another MAGA moron.

Isn't he the one that said he and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Isn't he the one that said he and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

 

[Jon]

Isn't he the one that said he and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

I... honestly do not know... and I'm not sure that's something I'm willing to put into my browser history to fact check.

But that sounds like MAGA so, I say yes lol

 

[A Punched Face]

Isn't he the one that said he and his son monitor each other's porn intake?

Yes. They have an app on their phones that tracks everything they look at and sends it to the other person.

 

[Smacktard]

who is the guy behind the couch fucker and anti-vaxxor?

Did you just confuse Don Jr with JD Vance or did some new lore drop

 

[Smacktard]

Yes. They have an app on their phones that tracks everything they look at and sends it to the other person.

it's just efficient porn-sharing, stop h8n

 

[A Punched Face]

it's just efficient porn-sharing, stop h8n

What a thing to do with your teenage son in high school.

 

[Smacktard]

What a thing to do with your teenage son in high school.

Jfc just when I thought it couldn't get worse or weirder

 

[Mark]

What a thing to do with your teenage son in high school.

They send money shot clips back and forth like normal people send reels.

 

[shortkut]

They send money shot clips back and forth like normal people send reels.

Family values

 

[Mark]

Family values

Present parenting, though.

Hopefully not a helicopter parent…

That would be weirder.

 

[Ants!]

Are you saying this is something that lots of parents do?

 

[Mark]

Are you saying this is something that lots of parents do?

Oh, not at all. That was a “two or three drinks into my coffee, I ain’t awake yet” setup for a dick helicopter/helicopter parent joke.

 

[Ants!]

Damn, I totally missed that!

You'll have to forgive me too, though, because as a grower, I can't do the helicopter so it's not on my mind a lot

 

[Mark]

Damn, I totally missed that!

You'll have to forgive me too, though, because as a grower, I can't do the helicopter so it's not on my mind a lot

Hey now, boat propellers contribute to the motion of the ocean, too. Ain’t no discrimination around here.

 

[Ants!]

Hey now, boat propellers contribute to the motion of the ocean, too. Ain’t no discrimination around here.

Nah man, it's either so short that you only see the head poking out, or it's at full eggplant length but as rigid as those poles they put next to gas pumps to keep inept drivers from crashing into them. Neither one of them is plausible for a propeller of any size

 

[Mark]

Nah man, it's either so short that you only see the head poking out, or it's at full eggplant length but as rigid as those poles they put next to gas pumps to keep inept drivers from crashing into them. Neither one of them is plausible for a propeller of any size

Well, this is gonna be a week if this is how Monday is starting off.

 

[Ants!]

Well, this is gonna be a week if this is how Monday is starting off.

morning Monday wood

 

[Fool's Requiem]