YUGE Presidential Memes thread

[Mark]

I know Google is, but Ben's work is more personal

 

[Jon]

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Don't even need to alter his face color.

 

[Mark]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

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Wait… does that make Ivanka that stupid hippy chick?

 

[Jon]

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Wait... how? Why? What?!

 

[Ben]

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Jon]

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Is he the new Uncle Derp?

 

[Smacktard]

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This is something an 11 year old would do and think is cool.

 

[Quagmire]

Is he the new Uncle Derp?

Uncle Dipshit

 

[VashTheStampede]

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Once I realized he does that little jump to try and look like a big X I...I just got a little sad for him.

 

[Mark]

Once I realized he does that little jump to try and look like a big X I...I just got a little sad for him.

The closest I ever get to any move like that is the little jig I gotta do in the summer to unstick the jewels from a leg.

 

[Jon]

Once I realized he does that little jump to try and look like a big X I...I just got a little sad for him.

He should try to do it in the shape of a 4 instead so he can remind the world of the 44 million he wasted on Twitter.

 

[Mark]

He should try to do it in the shape of a 4 instead so he can remind the world of the 44 million he wasted on Twitter.

Imagine what we could do with this place with a fraction of that.

Imagine what we could do with a community in the real world with a fraction of that.

Money well wasted.

 

[Jon]

Imagine what we could do with this place with a fraction of that.

Imagine what we could do with a community in the real world with a fraction of that.

Money well wasted.

I would take 1% of that to save my broke and struggling ass...

 

[Mark]

I would take 1% of that to save my broke and struggling ass...

And Harris ain’t no better in that respect… she wears what some people make in a month to an event. This is why I hate politics, dude. Buncha rich people on either side deciding what struggling people are going to struggle with next.

 

[Smacktard]

He should try to do it in the shape of a 4 instead so he can remind the world of the 44 million he wasted on Twitter.

Billion, with a B.

 

[Mark]

Billion, with a B.

 

[Crystal]

I would take 1% of that to save my broke and struggling ass...

I hear that. Can't even work full hours ATM because of health issues. Life sure is fun! But let's waste billions on petty bullshit because giant man child has to giant man child.

 

[Jon]

I hear that. Can't even work full hours ATM because of health issues. Life sure is fun! But let's waste billions on petty bullshit because giant man child has to giant man child.

This... so much this.

My bills have gone up about 20%. Not because I'VE increased spending, but because utility and food companies are allowed to gouge like crazy with no incentive to stop.

My pay has increased 0% in the same time. No one can survive like this unless you are ultra rich and it's stressing me out beyond anything I've ever felt. My savings are gone, and I'm not even living paycheck to paycheck. I'm living in "which bill can I skip paying this month."

 

[Crystal]

This... so much this.

My bills have gone up about 20%. Not because I'VE increased spending, but because utility and food companies are allowed to gouge like crazy with no incentive to stop.

My pay has increased 0% in the same time. No one can survive like this unless you are ultra rich and it's stressing me out beyond anything I've ever felt. My savings are gone, and I'm not even living paycheck to paycheck. I'm living in "which bill can I skip paying this month."

I hear this, so loudly. The rich live fine, the rest of us live with our heads below water. But hey, it's ok, because penis rockets and Twitter!

 

[Nae'blis]

The closest I ever get to any move like that is the little jig I gotta do in the summer to unstick the jewels from a leg.

When the heat and humidity makes you go

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

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Saw someone say on twitter that the Halloween Leg Bite Baby is gonna have a HELL of a 2 Truths and a Lie game later in life.

 

[Mark]

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“Kill it on SNL” these days is kinda like killing it on the Wednesday midday news, so, yeah… deep throating the mic is gonna be seen by more eyes.

Saw someone say on twitter that the Halloween Leg Bite Baby is gonna have a HELL of a 2 Truths and a Lie game later in life.

No shit… that kid is gonna be able to run that first game with every friend group from middle school through the nursing home.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Smacktard]

ok, ok, the mic blowjob thing is funny again

 

[Ben]

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ok, ok, the mic blowjob thing is funny again

... Huh, that's a different take on just the "complaining about how low it was and having to bend down to speak" excuse I'd heard before.

Man with so few days left, will they have time to sell Trump brand corn dogs?

 

[Ants!]

It makes sense, I slide my hand up and down my corn dogs before I eat them too.

 

[Smacktard]

It makes sense, I slide my hand up and down my corn dogs before I eat them too.

Go to corny jail

 

[Ants!]

Go to corny jail

 

[Mark]

 

[shortkut]

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ok, ok, the mic blowjob thing is funny again

I saw that but couldn’t tell if it was real or fake

 

[Ben]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

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ok, ok, the mic blowjob thing is funny again

Because of the world we live in now I have no idea if this is legit or fake, I would believe both

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ants!]

Because of the world we live in now I have no idea if this is legit or fake, I would believe both

I believe they call that Poe's law.

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Lmfao man what a dunce.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]

I believe they call that Poe's law.

It is

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ben]

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This is actually hilarious... What is this reality.