YUGE Presidential Memes thread

[Mark]

Unlike current candidates, Wu-Tang ain’t nothing to fuck with.

 

[Jon]

If u ever wanted to no what it's like to have sex w/ Donald Trump, I got u covered fam:

https://files.catbox.moe/igk82d.mp4

(SFW...ish)

I am scarred for life...

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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Yeaaah… he’s gonna have a bad time there.

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

 

[VashTheStampede]

Can't remember who, but I saw someone called him a "shillbilly" the other day and that's just fun wordplay right there.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Should rename this thread the Moral Lowground

 

[Smacktard]

Should rename this thread the Moral Lowground

I see what ur doin there but I think there's a difference between ~obviously memes~ and fake info passed off as real

 

[VashTheStampede]

I see what ur doin there but I think there's a difference between ~obviously memes~ and fake info passed off as real

And my position remains that no one is really trying to pass off the couch fucking as legit.

Its just memes. Then people outside of the loop google wtf is going on because they don't know the joke.

That's all that's happening.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Goddamnit now I've used "couch fucking" in a serious post.

Ready to be past this election.

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

And my position remains that no one is really trying to pass off the couch fucking as legit.

Its just memes. Then people outside of the loop google wtf is going on because they don't know the joke.

That's all that's happening.

The AP has retracted their story debunking the claim that Vance fucked a couch.

 

[VashTheStampede]

The AP has retracted their story debunking the claim that Vance fucked a couch.

Wait hold on does that mean he fucked it?

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

They're always just THIS CLOSE to getting it

 

[Quagmire]

They're always just THIS CLOSE to getting it

My all time favorite

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jon]

JD Vance has become the gem everyone who is not MAGA was hoping he'd become.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

 

[shortkut]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Jon]

Bahahahaha

 

[VashTheStampede]

Trump is a sexual predator

Vance is a sectional predator

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Gloom-is-good]

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*quietly goes to delete my couchsurfing profile*

 

[Quagmire]

Damn beat me to it

 

[Quagmire]

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Wrong sub

 

[Smacktard]

New picture of Trump's horrifying disfigurement post-shooting:

Spoiler: Trump's nasty ear

 

[Crystal]

New picture of Trump's horrifying disfigurement post-shooting:

Spoiler: Trump's nasty ear

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Gross, it's absolutely gaping.

 

[Quagmire]

New picture of Trump's horrifying disfigurement post-shooting:

Spoiler: Trump's nasty ear

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Ear? All I see is an asshole

 

[Quagmire]

Look closely and see if you see it

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Crystal]

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Makes you want to whip up a slate of fake ads for him.

Get back into life with Depends™
Because you've got things to do, Fixodent and Forget It™
Get yuge benefits with AARP™
Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, big mac sauce on your suit tie already...Lifealert™

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Makes you want to whip up a slate of fake ads for him.

Get back into life with Depends™
Because you've got things to do, Fixodent and Forget It™
Get yuge benefits with AARP™
Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, big mac sauce on your suit tie already...Lifealert™

I love these! Can @Ben make some for us please?

 

[Crystal]

I love these! Can @Ben make some for us please?

 

[Mark]

I saw a relative repost this and immediately thought to myself “…for more reasons than one.”

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

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People are gonna start putting vinyl covers on their couches again as a form of silent protest.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Smacktard]

Shit like this is why I think Trump has the best material. He's so earnest, but everything he says and does comes off as so funny, but for all the wrong reasons. He's just so weird.