U.S.A. What Does' "Parents' Rights" Really Mean?

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Also the pet relief station in Dallas is gross AF. Somer refused to use it.

 

[Mark]

It's not that bad actually. And we're getting in before the big storm so no risk of the flight getting cancelled.

Yeah, but, man have the temps tanked in preparation for it. Gonna want to throw that Snuggie on before you disembark.

 

[Kat]

I wish he would troll a different way that doesn't involve important personal stuff

Like, can someone argue about how jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams or some shit? I miss those arguments.

Sure, maybe jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but who knows what temperature that stuff they put into planes to make chem trails burns at?!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Sure, maybe jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but who knows what temperature that stuff they put into planes to make chem trails burns at?!

Is it the same stuff the shooter at the grassy knoll used to obscure everyone's vision of him when he killed JFK and blamed it on Lee Harvey Oswald?

 

[Mark]

Is it the same stuff the shooter at the grassy knoll used to obscure everyone's vision of him when he killed JFK and blamed it on Lee Harvey Oswald?

No, no, no… that was the 5G signal. The CIA has been developing it for years.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

No, no, no… that was the 5G signal. The CIA has been developing it for years.

Is that the stuff that turns the freaking frogs gay?

 

[Tubby23]

Is that the stuff that turns the freaking frogs gay?

Yes Bill Gates injected me with my chip personally, every frog I have been near since has turned gay

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Yes Bill Gates I texted me with my chip personally, every frog I have been near since has turned gay

Did they give it to them via the totally legit COVID-19 vaccine?

 

[Kat]

Did they give it to them via the totally legit COVID-19 vaccine?

I must've gotten the fake shots. My 5G signal hasn't improved at all!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I must've gotten the fake shots. My 5G signal hasn't improved at all!

You need the booster shots, obviously..

 

[Mark]

You need the booster shots, obviously..

…and don’t forget the horse drugs. Not the ketamine, the other kind.

 

[Crystal]

I think I got the wrong gay frog thing...it did something else...

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Not sure what happened to this thread but happy to report that we've landed and Somer is outside enjoying her existence once again...while I'm waiting for bags

 

[Crystal]

Not sure what happened to this thread but happy to report that we've landed and Somer is outside enjoying her existence once again...while I'm waiting for bags

Yay, a happy Somer means a happy GWF!

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

She's gonna get to experience her first ever snow this weekend. That'll be something.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

What's everyone's stance on the shape of the earth? Your answer may determine whether or not you're a commie bastard.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

She's gonna get to experience her first ever snow this weekend. That'll be something.

oh, fuck yeah, bud

 

[Zell 17]

Prolate spheroid

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

What's everyone's stance on the shape of the earth? Your answer may determine whether or not you're a commie bastard.

Oblate spheroid.

 

[Crystal]

She's gonna get to experience her first ever snow this weekend. That'll be something.

...we have to get her a GWF bandana or snow jacket or something so she can be the official GWF mascot pupper.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oblate spheroid.

I'm too dumb to know what that is, so that makes you a commie bastard.

Edit: You too, Zell. Go back to your home planet.

 

[Crystal]

What's everyone's stance on the shape of the earth? Your answer may determine whether or not you're a commie bastard.

It's a marble, we already saw that in MIB, they wouldn't lie to us in MIB!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It's a marble, we already saw that in MIB, they wouldn't lie to us in MIB!

MIB is a true story!

 

[Mark]

Not sure what happened to this thread…

Oh, you know, the usual.

What's everyone's stance on the shape of the earth? Your answer may determine whether or not you're a commie bastard.

We’re in a BioDome-like simulation.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Oh, you know, the usual.



We’re in a BioDome-like simulation.

 

[Ben]

What's everyone's stance on the shape of the earth? Your answer may determine whether or not you're a commie bastard.

The Earth is hollow and that's where the cryptids live.

 

[Mark]

The Earth is hollow and that's where the cryptids live.

…ever been to WV? That’s where they live… or at least surface.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

…ever been to WV? That’s where they live… or at least surface.

I know someone from WVa. We make fun of it together. Cool dude.

 

[Mark]

I know someone from WVa. We make fun of it together. Cool dude.

I used to know a guy from GW that lived in Parkersburg, haven’t been able to track him down in years though. I have some other friends out there as well, but they’re much closer than Parkersburg… like Tera Alta close.

 

[Jon]

I know someone from WVa. We make fun of it together. Cool dude.

John Denver?

 

[Mark]

John Denver?

That song was about western Virginia, not West Virginia, if I’m not mistaken.

(Euros gonna have an aneurysm reading that.)

 

[Jon]

That song was about western Virginia, not West Virginia, if I’m not mistaken.

(Euros gonna have an aneurysm reading that.)

...the song is West Viginia...

One of the lyrics is about the Shenandoah River, which if I recall is in West Virginia.

 

[Jon]

Because we need it.

 

[Crystal]

Because we need it.

 

[Mark]

...the song is West Viginia...

One of the lyrics is about the Shenandoah River, which if I recall is in West Virginia.

Shenandoah River is circled, northern and southern forks that encompass the park.

 

[Ben]

...the song is West Viginia...

One of the lyrics is about the Shenandoah River, which if I recall is in West Virginia.

It isn't. That river is in Virginia.



EDIT: Fuck.

 

[Mark]

It isn't. That river is in Virginia.

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EDIT: Fuck.

AND THE FOOKIN’ EURO GOT IT RIGHT. DAFOOK.

 

[Jon]

Hmmm... Apparently it flows through both.



Either way, I'm nearly certain the song itself is about West Virginia.

 

[Jon]

Take Me Home, Country Roads - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Wikipedia doesn't lie.

 

[Mark]

Hmmm... Apparently it flows through both.

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Either way, I'm nearly certain the song itself is about West Virginia.

 

[Crystal]

John D'ohver

 

[Jon]

Interesting. The things you learn.

Thanks for ruining my joke, @Mark! lol

 

[Mark]

Interesting. The things you learn.

Thanks for ruining my joke, @Mark! lol

Hey, I didn’t want to give either state any credit for anything if it makes you feel better. Fuck ‘em. I’m close enough to both to say it.

 

[Ben]

Hmmm... Apparently it flows through both.

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Either way, I'm nearly certain the song itself is about West Virginia.

I suppose it does, although this tiny ass stretch that's not close to the mountains.



Either way, it's not the first time I'd heard someone say that song wasn't about West Virginia, but west Virginia.

I think the take-away here is that America is a silly place.

 

[Zell 17]

Doesn’t stop WVU from using it as their de facto fight song

 

[Jon]

I suppose it does, although this tiny ass stretch that's not close to the mountains.

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Either way, it's not the first time I'd heard someone say that song wasn't about West Virginia, but west Virginia.

I think the take-away here is that America is a silly place.

Amen to that, good sir.

 

[Mark]

I suppose it does, although this tiny ass stretch that's not close to the mountains.

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Either way, it's not the first time I'd heard someone say that song wasn't about West Virginia, but west Virginia.

I think the take-away here is that America is a silly place.

Silly is an understatement. Why do we have regular Virginia and West Virginia, but North and South Carolina and Dakota? Why do we even have New Jersey at all? Idaho? No, you.

 

[Jon]

Silly is an understatement. Why do we have regular Virginia and West Virginia, but North and South Carolina and Dakota? Why do we even have New Jersey at all? Idaho? No, you.

You forgot Rhode Island.

 

[Ben]

Silly is an understatement. Why do we have regular Virginia and West Virginia, but North and South Carolina and Dakota? Why do we even have New Jersey at all? Idaho? No, you.

I'd always assumed they were once just "Virginia" and "Carolina" until Cletus A got mad at Cletus B bad enough that they put an imaginary border on a map.

 

[Zell 17]

I was driving through West Virginia two months ago and stopped at a Wendy’s that had a huge banner out front ADVERTISING that their starting wage was $9 an hour. Like that was best-in-class.

Different place.