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UNEXPECTED BLACKMAIL THREAD

Smacktard

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Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:

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And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move :evil
 

shortkut

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Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:

View attachment 22528

And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move :evil
I would like to order one copy of “JonNeverSawTheThread.PNG” for use in my court case against him. Nothing personal, strictly business
 

VashTheStampede

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Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:

View attachment 22528

And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move :evil
Haters (me) will claim it's photoshop
 

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Really leaving yourself susceptible to getting destroyed by a hacker and losing all your leverage
 

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FR is a beggar

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad
 

Smacktard

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I don't think this is going to prove what you think it's going to prove.
Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

I’m not paying his exorbitant price
Doing so would deprive Jon of a badge. Is that a price... Or a reward in and of itself???
How much to get you to release them all publicly?
Give me THREE badges. You can even pool your resources together to make it happen, like Neon Nexus but less complicated
 

Jon

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Not gonna lie, that sounds like something someone would say to ease my suspicions about their love for badges.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I am still in love with collecting them because I'm a completionist gamer that likes to do that (the fuck you think I still like Ubisoft?). I just give up trying to actually earn them. Especially because every time I try to someone is like "LOL NOT JON!" So... if I get one, great! But I'm done hunting them down.

I think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol.
 

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Oh, don't get me wrong. I am still in love with collecting them because I'm a completionist gamer that likes to do that (the fuck you think I still like Ubisoft?). I just give up trying to actually earn them. Especially because every time I try to someone is like "LOL NOT JON!" So... if I get one, great! But I'm done hunting them down.

I think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol.

I didn’t even know there were badges for those stories, so I can only assume that I didn’t get one either.
 
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