UNEXPECTED BLACKMAIL THREAD

[Kat]

I guess you don't want to pick your role in a future wolf game after all.

 

[A Punched Face]

I would like to inquire about the folder "Full Length" in the initial screen shot.

Is it an extension of Butt Stuff, in that it is the full length of whatever might be found in the initial butt stuff, prior to getting into the more Butt Stuff outlined later?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Smacktard]

I guess you don't want to pick your role in a future wolf game after all.

Just don't make me the SK or Gunner haha I would hate that. Noo, don't do that!!!!

I would like to inquire about the folder "Full Length" in the initial screen shot.

Is it an extension of Butt Stuff, in that it is the full length of whatever might be found in the initial butt stuff, prior to getting into the more Butt Stuff outlined later?

The contents of the "full length" folder are not to be discussed here... But I have posted some of them somewhere on this site before

 

[Smacktard]

I got no shame.

You have 24h to reconsider this decision.

Tick tock.........

 

[Jon]

Just don't make me the SK or Gunner haha I would hate that. Noo, don't do that!!!!

In before you're the Farmer.

 

[Kat]

Is Farmer the worst role I could give him? Hmm.

Maybe I'll make him a gunner but permanently mute him so he can't shoot anybody.

 

[Jawneh]

You have 24h to reconsider this decision.

Tick tock.........

I already told you.

No shame.

Lock it in.

Send it.

Final answer.

YOU are the weakest link. Good bye.

 

[Smacktard]

I already told you.

No shame.

Lock it in.

Send it.

Final answer.

YOU are the weakest link. Good bye.

23h45 left... I know when the time ticks further down you will change your mind. Secrets this dark ought not be revealed

 

[Kat]

Lemme guess: Jawneh isn't really the ritualist.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Jon]

Lemme guess: Jawneh isn't really the ritualist.

I have it on good authority he is 100% the Courier.

 

[Jawneh]

23h45 left... I know when the time ticks further down you will change your mind. Secrets this dark ought not be revealed

Nope. May it forever be immortalized on our niche internet forum.

 

[Smacktard]

Time's up. I gave you more time than I promised, generous fool that I am, but you, even more foolish, squandered that time.

Behold the horrors Jawneh hath wrought:

 

[Jon]

Time's up. I gave you more time than I promised, generous fool that I am, but you, even more foolish, squandered that time.

Behold the horrors Jawneh hath wrought:
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Hey! He tried to prairie dog it as long as he could!

 

[shortkut]

Time's up. I gave you more time than I promised, generous fool that I am, but you, even more foolish, squandered that time.

Behold the horrors Jawneh hath wrought:
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Oh the unspeakable horror!

 

[canadaguy]

Time's up. I gave you more time than I promised, generous fool that I am, but you, even more foolish, squandered that time.

Behold the horrors Jawneh hath wrought:
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Releasing this information is worse for the rest of us than it is for him

 

[shortkut]

Releasing this information is worse for the rest of us than it is for him

Are you also wondering how many times he has done that while browsing gamewinners?

 

[canadaguy]

Are you also wondering how many times he has done that while browsing gamewinners?

No

 

[Jawneh]

There's so many situations when you'd poop your pants anyhow. Anytime alcohol is involved you basically get a free pass. Also get laughed at, but a pass.

This wasn't alcohol related, but it wasn't really that bad either.

 

[Mark]

There's so many situations when you'd poop your pants anyhow. Anytime alcohol is involved you basically get a free pass. Also get laughed at, but a pass.

This wasn't alcohol related, but it wasn't really that bad either.

Shit my pants? No. Shit somewhere outdoors where I’d probably get fined/arrested? Yessir. Just because there’s a traffic jam doesn’t mean there needs to be a traffic jam. There are woods along the interstate for a reason, my friend, and this guy shits in them.

 

[Jawneh]

Shit my pants? No. Shit somewhere outdoors where I’d probably get fined/arrested? Yessir. Just because there’s a traffic jam doesn’t mean there needs to be a traffic jam. There are woods along the interstate for a reason, my friend, and this guy shits in them.

I guess I've seen way too many people shit their pants drunk to not even be bothered by it.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Smacktard]

There's so many situations when you'd poop your pants anyhow. Anytime alcohol is involved you basically get a free pass

Quintessential Finnish post.

 

[Mark]

I guess I've seen way too many people shit their pants drunk to not even be bothered by it.

Don’t get me wrong, so have I. One of my cousins is nicknamed “Shitty” or “Poopy” if we’re around kids. When we were teenagers, 151 was our drink of choice because it was strong and cheap. I dunno how much of a relationship you have with 151, but, it’s certainly not advisable on Taco Tuesdays.

 

[Smacktard]

When we were teenagers, 151 was our drink of choice because it was strong and cheap.

God, reminds me of my early college years. Lamb's 151. Those were some rough times.

 

[Mark]

God, reminds me of my early college years. Lamb's 151. Those were some rough times.

Weren’t they? I can’t even smell the cap of a bottle now without having flashbacks. I got so drunk once that I fell out while taking a piss, took out the shower rod and curtain, wore it like a cape, and threw up on myself. Good times.

 

[shortkut]

In high school, my friend was drinking 151 during the equivalent of shop class. I had to help him walk to his AP calculus exam… the fucker still got a 96 on it

 

[shortkut]

Weren’t they? I can’t even smell the cap of a bottle now without having flashbacks. I got so drunk once that I fell out while taking a piss, took out the shower rod and curtain, wore it like a cape, and threw up on myself. Good times.

I can’t smell any type of scotch or whiskey without feeling like I’m going to vomit due to an incident where I drank to the point where my BAC was probably close to 0.4

 

[Mark]

In high school, my friend was drinking 151 during the equivalent of shop class. I had to help him walk to his AP calculus exam… the fucker still got a 96 on it

It’s like that, dude. I’ve never seen people be so coherently discombobulated on any other alcohol.

 

[canadaguy]

I can’t smell any type of scotch or whiskey without feeling like I’m going to vomit due to an incident where I drank to the point where my BAC was probably close to 0.4

 

[Kat]

I have never once shit my pants due to drinking nor have I ever had a drunk person do that in my presence afaik.

 

[shortkut]

Short version: I had 8-9 shots (probably double shots, we didn’t have shot glasses and were estimating) of 100 proof SoCo in at most 90 minutes. I couldn’t stay warm, vomited a bunch, tried to pick a fight with someone while I was laying down in the bathtub, and was still drunk the next day when I woke up. This was 18-19 years ago and I still cannot smell anything similar without getting very nauseous. I tried a scotch ale at a bar a few years back and had to immediately give it to my friend because of the smell/taste

 

[Mark]

 

[Smacktard]

Weren’t they? I can’t even smell the cap of a bottle now without having flashbacks. I got so drunk once that I fell out while taking a piss, took out the shower rod and curtain, wore it like a cape, and threw up on myself. Good times.

Probably drunkest I ever got was throwing up while taking a shit (in a toilet) on campus. Went ALL over the floor. I tried cleaning it up with that thick, cheap, brown hand towels that are basically cardboard and had no business being flushed down a dorm toilet. Clogged the toilet, naturally, and the shit water and vomit mingled together. Despite my best efforts to clean up the resulting slurry, that bathroom smelled rancid for a week after it was cleaned. It was easily my most shameful drinking performance--in a life filled with shameful drinking performances.

I think I'd have much rathered just shit myself if I'm being completely honest.

Short version: I had 8-9 shots (probably double shots, we didn’t have shot glasses and were estimating) of 100 proof SoCo in at most 90 minutes. I couldn’t stay warm, vomited a bunch, tried to pick a fight with someone while I was laying down in the bathtub, and was still drunk the next day when I woke up. This was 18-19 years ago and I still cannot smell anything similar without getting very nauseous. I tried a scotch ale at a bar a few years back and had to immediately give it to my friend because of the smell/taste

lel, reminds me of the time me and a couple of friends got drunk on sherry while camping because it was the cheapest drunk you could get that we found at the small-town Co-op near the campsite.

 

[canadaguy]

lel, reminds me of the time me and a couple of friends got drunk on sherry while camping because it was the cheapest drunk you could get that we found at the small-town Co-op near the campsite.

This is such a quintessential story of Canadian youth. The small town Co-op

 

[Jawneh]

Probably drunkest I ever got was throwing up while taking a shit (in a toilet) on campus. Went ALL over the floor. I tried cleaning it up with that thick, cheap, brown hand towels that are basically cardboard and had no business being flushed down a dorm toilet.

Hey! I've done that too! Sadly I wasn't drunk. Just very sick and while taking a nasty shit I threw up as well.

 

[Jon]

 

[Mark]

Probably drunkest I ever got was throwing up while taking a shit (in a toilet) on campus. Went ALL over the floor. I tried cleaning it up with that thick, cheap, brown hand towels that are basically cardboard and had no business being flushed down a dorm toilet. Clogged the toilet, naturally, and the shit water and vomit mingled together. Despite my best efforts to clean up the resulting slurry, that bathroom smelled rancid for a week after it was cleaned. It was easily my most shameful drinking performance--in a life filled with shameful drinking performances.

I think I'd have much rathered just shit myself if I'm being completely honest.

I’m pretty sure one of my lowest points was probably with my head buried in a family dive bar bathroom. It was a clean bar, for the most part, but it was still a bar. People found me in there with a whole pack of seat covers resting on the seat, screaming to Poseidon about who knows what. I’m still known as the guy that was so drunk I threw up in the bar toilet, but not too drunk to forgo covering the seat.

 

[Kat]

What is a "family dive bar"?

 

[Benzine]

What is a "family dive bar"?

what a took my last drinking video in, for one.

in fact, @Local Hero (or whoever was talking about this briefly), i saw a nz taskmaster participant at my local family dive bar the other day edit with her children

 

[Local Hero]

what a took my last drinking video in, for one.

in fact, @Local Hero (or whoever was talking about this briefly), i saw a nz taskmaster participant at my local family dive bar the other day

Twas I

 

[Mark]

What is a "family dive bar"?

I at least meant it as sorta like a neighborhood bar, but the only patrons are either friends of or related to the owners. There are a bunch of spots like that around my old neighborhood, and I never was a club person unless it was a concert venue.

 

[A Punched Face]

I at least meant it as sorta like a neighborhood bar, but the only patrons are either friends of or related to the owners. There are a bunch of spots like that around my old neighborhood, and I never was a club person unless it was a concert venue.

That like a townie dive?

 

[Mark]

That like a townie dive?

After consulting with my New England translator, yes.

 

[Kat]

I at least meant it as sorta like a neighborhood bar, but the only patrons are either friends of or related to the owners. There are a bunch of spots like that around my old neighborhood, and I never was a club person unless it was a concert venue.

Oh, interesting, I've never heard of that. Do other people just know to avoid it?

 

[Mark]

Oh, interesting, I've never heard of that. Do other people just know to avoid it?

Yeah, for the most part. Every once in a while someone else from the neighborhood would come in, grab their carry-out liquor or lottery tickets and go. That one in particular was an old Irish Mob spot from way back in the day. By the time I went there as a third generation patron, it was mostly a couple families and plain clothes cops/detectives that frequented it. The original owner’s family and my own go back 4 or 5 generations.

When I was still drinking regularly, there were 5 or 6 spots like that within walking distance. Between gentrification and it just not being safe to go drinking in certain areas anymore, those kinda places are just closing left and right.