UNEXPECTED BLACKMAIL THREAD

[Smacktard]

Jon has legality on his side.

He has to prove he is legally eligible for the badge

 

[Jon]

Just so we're clear where exactly Jon stands, here:
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I do have evidence. It's in the other thread. Mark posted it. Proves time, and thread and that I posted. So... again, you all do you.

 

[Smacktard]

I do have evidence. It's in the other thread. Mark posted it. Proves time, and thread and that I posted. So... again, you all do you.

The court demands the evidence be posted in this thread, for soon-to-be-explained narrative purposes

 

[Jon]

He has to prove he is legally eligible for the badge

But again.... you all do you lol

 

[Jon]

The court demands the evidence be posted in this thread, for soon-to-be-explained narrative purposes

See above

 

[Fool's Requiem]

He has to prove he is legally eligible for the badge

Mark already did it for him, sir

 

[Ben]

You're all batshit, and I still haven't seen this unexpected black male that was mentioned.

 

[Smacktard]

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But again.... you all do you lol

Your claim is that Mark said you earned the badge, and YET Mark posted this:

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This is who I have for the Purge badge, whenever it exists. Am I missing anyone?

Very sus. I can't find the person you attributed that previous screenshot to.

Would you like to call any other witnesses?

 

[Nae'blis]

You're all batshit, and I still haven't seen this unexpected black male that was mentioned.

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

Your claim is that Mark said you earned the badge, and YET Mark posted this:

Very sus. I can't find the person you attributed that previous screenshot to.

Would you like to call any other witnesses?

Seeing as how you were the person that asked for a bribe to release evidence, you can't also be the judge. So... there's that. And Mark made the post i screenshotted. Just because it destroys your case doesn't mean you can dismiss it.

Also... this isn't the court forum, so it isn't even a legal proceeding. you're failing everywhere.

 

[Jon]

https://gwforums.com/threads/new-server.2789/post-179361

There is a link to Mark's post. AFTER the one you say proves you right... which is this one...

https://gwforums.com/threads/new-server.2789/post-179326

My case rests. You can't prove anything.

 

[Smacktard]

The... The prosecution requests a short recess........

 

[Kat]

So we should just be giving away badges willy-nilly without proving that the person fulfilled the requirements? HMM??? That just don't sit right with me, nope.

I agree, what monster would just give somebody a badge they hadn't earned? We cannot allow such chaos here.

 

[Smacktard]

I agree, what monster would just give somebody a badge they hadn't earned? We cannot allow such chaos here.

Exactly! We have standards to maintain! We Game Masters take these things very seriously.

 

[shortkut]

Exactly! We have standards to maintain! We Game Masters take these things very seriously.

 

[Smacktard]

Okay okay fine, I concede. @Jon earned the badge. It seems my blackmail was out of date...

I was expecting Jon's secret lover, Vash, to come to his defense:

...but alas, he did not. Maybe @VashTheStampede thought his secret would die with the blackmail thread. HE HE GUESS AGAIN VASH.


Bonus Mark bodying Jon to make @shortkut feel better about this whole development:

 

[Jon]

I was expecting Jon's secret lover, Vash, to come to his defense:

According to Cupidon, Grubby was my secret admirer, not Vash.

 

[Kat]

I'm starting to suspect I'm not going to get my money's badge's worth out of this.

 

[Jawneh]

I'm starting to suspect I'm not going to get my money's badge's worth out of this.

At least you can easily get yours back the next time you host.

... unless you've somehow doomed yourself and with the badge gone you also lost the privilege.

 

[Smacktard]

I'm starting to suspect I'm not going to get my money's badge's worth out of this.

w...wait.... I have one here that will change your perspective of a well-known GameWinners Forum member FOREVER

 

[Smacktard]

*dramatic pause for suspense*

 

[Jon]

w...wait.... I have one here that will change your perspective of a well-known GameWinners Forum member FOREVER

 

[VashTheStampede]

I was expecting Jon's secret lover, Vash, to come to his defense:
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...but alas, he did not. Maybe @VashTheStampede thought his secret would die with the blackmail thread. HE HE GUESS AGAIN VASH

OH THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Leave it to a blackmail "artist" (more like fartist) to leave out important context.

Jon and I have a longstanding disagreement about our favorite types of sea waves. I have LONG SINCE been on record as being a fan of capillary waves, with rogue waves being my second choice, and tidal waves being third.

Jon on the other hand, is a swell guy. I cannot STAND ocean swells. They are the absolute most dogshit of waves.

 

[Smacktard]

OH THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Leave it to a blackmail "artist" (more like fartist) to leave out important context.

Jon and I have a longstanding disagreement about our favorite types of sea waves. I have LONG SINCE been on record as being a fan of capillary waves, with rogue waves being my second choice, and tidal waves being third.

Jon on the other hand, is a swell guy. I cannot STAND ocean swells. They are the absolute most dogshit of waves.

Okay, whew, this actually makes a lot more sense than you thinking Jon is a swell -- in the sense of decent -- guy.


Anyway, time to dispense with the suspense. Here's some juicy deets:
Eye is NOT ACTUALLY TALL. We've been living a LIE

 

[Jon]

OH THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Leave it to a blackmail "artist" (more like fartist) to leave out important context.

Jon and I have a longstanding disagreement about our favorite types of sea waves. I have LONG SINCE been on record as being a fan of capillary waves, with rogue waves being my second choice, and tidal waves being third.

Jon on the other hand, is a swell guy. I cannot STAND ocean swells. They are the absolute most dogshit of waves.

The irony is I fucking hate the beach.

 

[Kat]

I take it back, you delivered.

 

[Smacktard]

In light of that reveal, I recommend he change his name from "Eye in the Sky!" to "Eye at Roughly Shoulder Level"

 

[canadaguy]

In light of that reveal, I recommend he change his name from "Eye in the Sky!" to "Eye at Roughly Shoulder Level"

This decades long charade he's pulled is the worst case of short man syndrome I've ever witnessed

 

[Kat]

I don't think we've seen such a scandal since Alu hacked the servers.

 

[Smacktard]

SCANDALOUS INFO INCOMING:

Zell revealed the best wolf player:

Yep, he totally said it was Jawneh.

 

[Mark]

SCANDALOUS INFO INCOMING:

Zell revealed the best wolf player:
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Yep, he totally said it was Jawneh.

Seems legit, it has pixels and stuff and the colors are colored correctly.

 

[Kat]

Jawneh has an unfair advantage, always being the ritualist.

 

[Jawneh]

Thems are the cards I've been dealt.

 

[Smacktard]

@Crystal
Your time is nigh. Forfeit one of your hard-earned badges or your super secret kink will be revealed to the whole forums

 

[shortkut]

@Crystal
Your time is nigh. Forfeit one of your hard-earned badges or your super secret kink will be revealed to the whole forums

Her kink that she likes being told she’s bad and no good? She’s made it quite public already

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Her kink that she likes being told she’s bad and no good? She’s made it quite public already

 

[Smacktard]

Her kink that she likes being told she’s bad and no good? She’s made it quite public already

No no, I mean the secret kink.

 

[shortkut]

No no, I mean the secret kink.

She wants to be complimented?

 

[Smacktard]

She wants to be complimented?

I can say no more until the ransom is either paid or denied

 

[Jon]

@Crystal
Your time is nigh. Forfeit one of your hard-earned badges or your super secret kink will be revealed to the whole forums

Crystal hates badges. She'll hand you her for free.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Crystal]

@Crystal
Your time is nigh. Forfeit one of your hard-earned badges or your super secret kink will be revealed to the whole forums

Pfft, take 'em. Take all of 'em.

 

[Smacktard]

Pfft, take 'em. Take all of 'em.

I'll take one "Sugar Tits", please!

edit: maybe I should clarify I'm talking about the name of the badge...

 

[Crystal]

I'll take one "Sugar Tits", please!

edit: maybe I should clarify I'm talking about the name of the badge...

Yeah, I was never a fan of that one, all yours.

 

[Smacktard]

Yeah, I was never a fan of that one, all yours.

HELL YEAH

Okay, your secret is safe with me.

@Jawneh You're up next. What do you have to say?

 

[Crystal]

HELL YEAH

Okay, your secret is safe with me.

@Jawneh You're up next. What do you have to say?

Phew! Now no one will know my horrible, horrible secret.

 

[Jawneh]

HELL YEAH

Okay, your secret is safe with me.

@Jawneh You're up next. What do you have to say?

I got no shame.

 

[Kat]

HELL YEAH

Okay, your secret is safe with me.

@Jawneh You're up next. What do you have to say?

Hey! I paid for all secrets to be revealed!

 

[Smacktard]

Hey! I paid for all secrets to be revealed!

You really trusted a blackmailer? Psht, bad decision, and now I have your badge.