UNEXPECTED BLACKMAIL THREAD

[shortkut]

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I think these are from yours. At the very least I'm pretty sure the bottom two are.

The Macarena one is from this: https://gwforums.com/threads/the-worst-songs-to-have-sex-to.1946/post-116594

 

[Mark]

The love story I had with @Mark must have been perfect as it was, and didn’t need to be enhanced with badges

Exactly. It’s the K thing. I’m Mark with a K, because the Marcs out there are fuckin’ tools, not fucking tools like me.

 

[Jon]

Exactly. It’s the K thing. I’m Mark with a K, because the Marcs out there are fuckin’ tools, not fucking tools like me.

I read this as you fuck tools.

 

[Mark]

I read this as you fuck tools.

My girlfriend is a tool for an energy efficiency company. This is accurate.

 

[shortkut]

And my wife is a tool for healthcare

 

[Mark]

And my wife is a tool for healthcare

Aren’t we all just tools for the man, man?

 

[canadaguy]

I read this as you fuck tools.

No we order the tools to back up

 

[Smacktard]

Paid

Okay, I will take Benzine's "Game Master Badge" and his "Lamb Chop Badge" and I'll provide the post about Jon. Heck, I'll even toss in Eye's confession as a bonus.

 

[Smacktard]

why isn't there a wedding book butt stuff folder

Sub folders are located in the main folder

Oh, don't get me wrong. I am still in love with collecting them because I'm a completionist gamer that likes to do that (the fuck you think I still like Ubisoft?). I just give up trying to actually earn them. Especially because every time I try to someone is like "LOL NOT JON!" So... if I get one, great! But I'm done hunting them down.

I think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol.

I didn't get a badge for the Cupidon stories lil

Most people didn't, I think

 

[Smacktard]

Paid

Okay, I will take Benzine's "Game Master Badge" and his "Lamb Chop Badge" and I'll provide the post about Jon. Heck, I'll even toss in Eye's confession as a bonus.

 

[Jon]

Okay, I will take Benzine's "Game Master Badge" and his "Lamb Chop Badge" and I'll provide the post about Jon. Heck, I'll even toss in Eye's confession as a bonus.

 

[Kat]

Give me THREE badges. You can even pool your resources together to make it happen, like Neon Nexus but less complicated

How about I give you my GM badge and whatever role you want next time I host Wolf?

 

[Smacktard]

How about I give you my GM badge and whatever role you want next time I host Wolf?

Hell yeah, I'm down.

 

[Kat]

Hell yeah, I'm down.

Done on the badge, and I'll deliver on the rest next time I host.

Let's see those deep, dark secrets.

 

[Ben]

I didn't get a badge for the Cupidon stories lil

Most people didn't, I think

I only ended up making ones for the really weird shit, like Alu C-clamping Ants' Louisiana Purchase.

Also if we're done pretending like you and Cupidon aren't the same bro, I can make a smut-peddler badge. Though after the AI boobs thread, I probably need that one too.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Though after the AI boobs thread

I assume this is locked behind that private group...

 

[canadaguy]

I assume this is locked behind that private group...

That's unfortunate seeing how notoriously difficult it is to find pictures of boobs on the internet

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also if we're done pretending like you and Cupidon aren't the same bro

 

[Mark]

I assume this is locked behind that private group...

There was once a whole forum for smut here.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

That's unfortunate seeing how notoriously difficult it is to find pictures of boobs on the internet

 

[Crystal]

There was once a whole forum for smut here.

No there wasn't

 

[Mark]

No there wasn't

It’s amazing how quickly you show up to deny it despite not being tagged or anything.

 

[Crystal]

It’s amazing how quickly you show up to deny it despite not being tagged or anything.

I was reading this very thread when I saw this despicable lie.

 

[Mark]

I was reading this very thread when I saw this despicable lie.

Uh huh. Gotcha.

 

[Crystal]

Uh huh. Gotcha.

Correct.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dis someone say smut?

 

[Jon]

Did someone say pizza?!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Did someone say pizza?!

 

[Smacktard]

Done on the badge, and I'll deliver on the rest next time I host.

Let's see those deep, dark secrets.

lol I can't believe that worked

Okay I'm heading to bed now but I'll get them out tomorrow

Also if we're done pretending like you and Cupidon aren't the same bro, I can make a smut-peddler badge. Though after the AI boobs thread, I probably need that one too.

I have no idea what you're talking about, spreading filthy disinformation like that. Shame, Ben, shame.

 

[Smacktard]

behold my shiny new game master badge. i shall never host a game.

I'll be drip-feeding the blackmail posts to drive engagement and whore attention because this information is too salacious and shocking to reveal all at once.

BEHOLD: proof that Jon never posted in the purge thread:

 

[VashTheStampede]

Damn I thought I responded to Jon and had proof he posted but I can't argue with this evidence it's RIGHT THERE

 

[Smacktard]

Damn I thought I responded to Jon and had proof he posted but I can't argue with this evidence it's RIGHT THERE

Maybe you gaslit yourself, but I am glad you acknowledge the truth now

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Jon]

behold my shiny new game master badge. i shall never host a game.

I'll be drip-feeding the blackmail posts to drive engagement and whore attention because this information is too salacious and shocking to reveal all at once.

BEHOLD: proof that Jon never posted in the purge thread:
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Circumstantial. No time stamp and no evidence of thread.

I move to have this stricken from evidence.

Motion upheld.

Lol.

 

[Quagmire]

I read this as you fuck tools.

Hitachi wands are tools

 

[Mark]

Hitachi wands are tools

Ah, the ol’ cure for “female hysteria”…

 

[shortkut]

Circumstantial. No time stamp and no evidence of thread.

I move to have this stricken from evidence.

Motion upheld.

Lol.

If there’s no thread, how did you post in it?

 

[Jon]

If there’s no thread, how did you post in it?

How did you?

 

[shortkut]

How did you?

I’m not the one on trial… but if you must know, it was a shared delusion

 

[Jon]

I’m not the one on trial… but if you must know, it was a shared delusion

I'm not on trial either. I honestly don't care. But I won't allow circumstantial evidences to be used against anyone as fact. Just who I am.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I’m not the one on trial… but if you must know, it was a shared delusion

 

[Quagmire]

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[Fool's Requiem]

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classic memes have no age.

 

[Quagmire]

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classic memes have no age.

As someone who's not a Lord of the Rings fan, I have no idea if this is a classic meme


But I agree with your sentiments

 

[Fool's Requiem]

As someone who's not a Lord of the Rings fan, I have no idea if this is a classic meme


But I agree with your sentiments

I've literally ever seen the Council of Elrond meme on GW.

 

[Smacktard]

I'm not on trial either. I honestly don't care. But I won't allow circumstantial evidences to be used against anyone as fact. Just who I am.

Well, the burden of proof is on YOU to prove that you DID post in the thread.

I'll wait.

 

[Jon]

Well, the burden of proof is on YOU to prove that you DID post in the thread.

I'll wait.

Actually, burden of proof is on you to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I didn't. The fact all evidence is circumstantial and there is evidence to the contrary, there is more than reasonable doubt.

But you all do you.

 

[Smacktard]

Actually, burden of proof is on you to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I didn't. The fact all evidence is circumstantial and there is evidence to the contrary, there is more than reasonable doubt.

But you all do you.

So we should just be giving away badges willy-nilly without proving that the person fulfilled the requirements? HMM??? That just don't sit right with me, nope.

 

[Smacktard]

Just so we're clear where exactly Jon stands, here:

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Just so we're clear where exactly Jon stands, here:
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Jon has legality on his side.