UNEXPECTED BLACKMAIL THREAD

[Smacktard]

Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:



And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move

 

[shortkut]

Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:

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And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move

I would like to order one copy of “JonNeverSawTheThread.PNG” for use in my court case against him. Nothing personal, strictly business

 

[Crystal]

You can have all of mine, everyone gives me badges because they know I don't want them.

 

[Mark]

That filename, though.

 

[Smacktard]

I would like to order one copy of “JonNeverSawTheThread.PNG” for use in my court case against him. Nothing personal, strictly business

Hmmm, okay. Transfer possession of your "Diplomatic Immunity" badge over to me and you have yourself a deal.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Recently, the forums were migrated over to a new server, and while this was happening a mysterious thread appeared. It existed somewhere between dimensions, and it is now lost in time...

...or is it?

That's right, while you were all confessing your deepest, darkest, SPOOKIEST secrets, I was taking screenshots:

View attachment 22528

And now I WILL reveal your sordid confessions to the rest of the board. UNLESS you pay my ransom.

If you sacrifice just ONE of your badges to me, I will not post your dark secret. Your move

Haters (me) will claim it's photoshop

 

[Mark]

Haters (me) will claim it's photoshop

This place doesn’t even exist. We’re all just experiencing an existential crisis where we’ve reverted to our teenage ways because the present-day sucks. It’s the only logical explanation for @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie’s chronic masturbation.

 

[Fire Queen]

got left out again. just like old times

 

[Smacktard]

got left out again. just like old times

I can't blackmail someone who has no shame.

 

[canadaguy]

Really leaving yourself susceptible to getting destroyed by a hacker and losing all your leverage

 

[Mark]

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Really leaving yourself susceptible to getting destroyed by a hacker and losing all your leverage

There’s probably a secondary and tertiary backup in the “Butt Stuff” and “More Butt Stuff” folders if I know anything about Kelly.

 

[Jon]

I would like to order one copy of “JonNeverSawTheThread.PNG” for use in my court case against him. Nothing personal, strictly business

I don't think this is going to prove what you think it's going to prove.

 

[shortkut]

I don't think this is going to prove what you think it's going to prove.

I’m not paying his exorbitant price

 

[Fool's Requiem]

FR is a beggar

 

[VashTheStampede]

Robocop assessing if the gang has moved away from him, and then issuing a verbal command.

 

[Smacktard]

There’s probably a secondary and tertiary backup in the “Butt Stuff” and “More Butt Stuff” folders if I know anything about Kelly.

You can never have too much backed up in your butt stuff!

 

[Jon]

I’m not paying his exorbitant price

LOL! So, you're dropping your frivolous suit?

 

[shortkut]

LOL! So, you're dropping your frivolous suit?

I was appointed by the court for this case. I argued with the evidence I had at my disposal. At this time, the prosecution has no option but to withdraw all charges

 

[canadaguy]

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Robocop assessing if the gang has moved away from him, and then issuing a verbal command.

Goddammit you just made me legit spit take

 

[VashTheStampede]

Goddammit you just made me legit spit take

Oh thank God, that was one of those posts I make just to amuse myself and I assume no one else finds it funny

 

[canadaguy]

Oh thank God, that was one of those posts I make just to amuse myself and I assume no one else finds it funny

Lets just assume at this point, when you make one of those types of posts, that it will activate me

 

[canadaguy]

BACKUP TOOLS LMFAO

 

[Kat]

How much to get you to release them all publicly?

 

[Mark]

How much to get you to release them all publicly?

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I would pay but my wallet is in a cabinet close to the ground and I can't reach it being so tall and everything.

 

[Jawneh]

You got nothing on me!

 

[VashTheStampede]

I would pay but my wallet is in a cabinet close to the ground and I can't reach it being so tall and everything.

 

[Smacktard]

I don't think this is going to prove what you think it's going to prove.

I’m not paying his exorbitant price

Doing so would deprive Jon of a badge. Is that a price... Or a reward in and of itself???

How much to get you to release them all publicly?

Give me THREE badges. You can even pool your resources together to make it happen, like Neon Nexus but less complicated

 

[Benzine]

Paid

 

[Jon]

Doing so would deprive Jon of a badge. Is that a price... Or a reward in and of itself???

 

[canadaguy]

Give me THREE badges. You can even pool your resources together to make it happen, like Neon Nexus but less complicated

Pssshttt I would have given you 13

 

[shortkut]

I can give you @Jon ’s badges

 

[Benzine]

why isn't there a wedding book butt stuff folder

 

[Mark]

I can give you @Jon ’s badges

…that damn space after the tag. I knew I wasn’t imagining it when I type up a tag.

why isn't there a wedding book butt stuff folder

…visible.

 

[Jon]

I can give you @Jon ’s badges

And I can give him yours. Point?

 

[shortkut]

And I can give him yours. Point?

 

[Mark]

Guys…

What if…

The badges were something lost in the transfer?

 

[canadaguy]

Guys…

What if…

The badges were something lost in the transfer?

 

[Mark]

You and I may feel that way… but, poor Jon? He’d lose his shit.

 

[shortkut]

Guys…

What if…

The badges were something lost in the transfer?

We’d just need to find something else to collect

 

[Jon]

You and I may feel that way… but, poor Jon? He’d lose his shit.

Dude, you know I gave up on that shit ages ago, right?

At this point my badges exist as something others can attempt to keep from me.

 

[Mark]

We’d just need to find something else to collect

Members. Collect members.

 

[shortkut]

Members. Collect members.

I need to get a larger hidden bunker

 

[Mark]

I need to get a larger hidden bunker

Or smaller members.

Dude, you know I gave up on that shit ages ago, right?

At this point my badges exist as something others can attempt to keep from me.

Not gonna lie, that sounds like something someone would say to ease my suspicions about their love for badges.

 

[Jon]

Not gonna lie, that sounds like something someone would say to ease my suspicions about their love for badges.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I am still in love with collecting them because I'm a completionist gamer that likes to do that (the fuck you think I still like Ubisoft?). I just give up trying to actually earn them. Especially because every time I try to someone is like "LOL NOT JON!" So... if I get one, great! But I'm done hunting them down.

I think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol.

 

[Mark]

Oh, don't get me wrong. I am still in love with collecting them because I'm a completionist gamer that likes to do that (the fuck you think I still like Ubisoft?). I just give up trying to actually earn them. Especially because every time I try to someone is like "LOL NOT JON!" So... if I get one, great! But I'm done hunting them down.

I think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol.

I didn’t even know there were badges for those stories, so I can only assume that I didn’t get one either.

 

[shortkut]

think I'm the only one that didn't even get a badge for their @Cupidon'sNakeyHeinie story. Everyone else got several. That's how far this rabbit hole goes lol

I don’t think I got one either

 

[Jon]

I didn’t even know there were badges for those stories, so I can only assume that I didn’t get one either.

I know Ben was creating a bunch as they came out.

 

[shortkut]

I know Ben was creating a bunch as they came out.

The love story I had with @Mark must have been perfect as it was, and didn’t need to be enhanced with badges

 

[Jon]

I don’t think I got one either

I think these are from yours. At the very least I'm pretty sure the bottom two are.