The Agency Day 2

[Local Hero]

Ok, so, i get it and all...

but the trap is in a players house... so, does it just go off? Is it triggered? When it persists, is it someone visiting that person that triggers the trap? If the house is booby trapped, does the occupant die?

IT FEELS SO AMBIGUOUS!

It's a BOOBY TRAP

 

[Jon]

Hey guys, I have an idea. Instead of posting the next day's thread minutes before it goes live, who don't I post the next day's thread minutes after the current one is over so people can click watch on it.

I bet I'm the first person to have thought of that

 

[Local Hero]

Sorry for yelling.

The mob sends their lowest ranked man in first (someone like canadaguy), and they trip the trap, and then go splat.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It's a BOOBY TRAP

 

[Jon]

It's a BOOBY TRAP

From here down is HYPOTHETICAL:

But really... ok, so so I'm an explosive expert and I plant a bomb at Kut's house. He is targeted. Does the trap kill the murder? If so, who on the mob dies? Is the Vampire killed? Does Kut die too, since it was his house? If it's meant to be a redirect, who is it directed to? MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS!

 

[Jon]

Sorry for yelling.

The mob sends their lowest ranked man in first (someone like canadaguy), and they trip the trap, and then go splat.

Well, shit this was answered while I was typing. Ok.

So, follow up, if they plant an explosive in my house, WHAT IF I'M HOME!?

 

[Local Hero]

I'll put in the description next time around, if there is one. Kill on mob attacks (like the Explosives expert) will be lowest ranked mob.

It can kill vampire.

 

[Local Hero]

Well, shit this was answered while I was typing. Ok.

So, follow up, if they plant an explosive in my house, WHAT IF I'M HOME!?

Don't worry bro, you're in bed.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Jon]

I'll put in the description next time around, if there is one. Kill on mob attacks (like the Explosives expert) will be lowest ranked mob.

It can kill vampire.

THANK YOU!

I'm yelling because I'm thankful, so I won't apologize.

It's more of a Home Alone style booby trap. That's all I needed to know.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Well, shit this was answered while I was typing. Ok.

So, follow up, if they plant an explosive in my house, WHAT IF I'M HOME!?

There's a sign that says "No Jons allowed" so you know to stay away.

 

[Jon]

Don't worry bro, you're in bed.

 

[Jon]

There's a sign that says "No Jons allowed" so you know to stay away.

To be fair, most houses already have a Jon.

And if not, we're the hole in the back yard.

 

[Local Hero]

THANK YOU!

I'm yelling because I'm thankful, so I won't apologize.

It's more of a Home Alone style booby trap. That's all I needed to know.

Think paint cans that swing down but instead of paint cans they're explosives and instead of swinging down they go boom

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Jon]

Think paint cans that swing down but instead of paint cans they're explosives and instead of swinging down they go boom

And the kid never gets hurt.

It's like the bricks to the face, only they are bricks, their frags.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

And the kid never gets hurt.

It's like the bricks to the face, only they are bricks, their frags.

how many fingers am I holding up, Marv?

 

[Jon]

 

[Quagmire]

And the kid never gets hurt

I'm sure he's got a lot of trauma and emotional damage and will need years of therapy

 

[Jon]

how many fingers am I holding up, Marv?

Mighty Ducks did that better.

"He wouldn't know that anyway."

"Shut up, Karp."

I miss being a kid.

 

[Local Hero]

Hey shortut if I'm not here at 9 EST tell canadaguy he's been resurrected.

Then let him know I killed him again

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm sure he's got a lot of trauma and emotional damage and will need years of therapy

but then he recovers and has a successful return to movies and even gets a highly anticipated part in the second season of Fallout.

 

[Local Hero]

Ok, so, i get it and all...

but the trap is in a players house... so, does it just go off? Is it triggered? When it persists, is it someone visiting that person that triggers the trap? If the house is booby trapped, does the occupant die?

IT FEELS SO AMBIGUOUS!

It's magic

 

[Jon]

I'm sure he's got a lot of trauma and emotional damage and will need years of therapy

That was the drugs.

And Anna Chlumsky.

 

[Jon]

That was the drugs.

And Anna Chlumsky.

And Michael Jackson

 

[TD]

Ok, so, i get it and all...

but the trap is in a players house... so, does it just go off? Is it triggered? When it persists, is it someone visiting that person that triggers the trap? If the house is booby trapped, does the occupant die?

IT FEELS SO AMBIGUOUS!

They're an Explosives Expert, not an Explosives Amateur.

C'mon Jon.

 

[Jon]

They're an Explosives Expert, not an Explosives Amateur.

C'mon Jon.

They are all Kevin McAllister. They set traps that only the bad guy gets hurt by. Even when they are visiting some unknown relative's New York apartment.

 

[Local Hero]

They're an Explosives Expert, not an Explosives Amateur.

C'mon Jon.

Finally, someone gets me

 

[TD]

They are all Kevin McAllister. They set traps that only the bad guy gets hurt by. Even when they are visiting some unknown relative's New York apartment.

I guess it's a good thing there was more than one movie.

 

[Jon]

@A Punched Face - Have you given a sus list yet? I may have missed it in the 7 pages I had to catch up with.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

@A Punched Face - Have you given a sus list yet? I may have missed it in the 7 pages I had to catch up with.

Everyone I haven't cleared yet.

 

[shortkut]

Hey shortut if I'm not here at 9 EST tell canadaguy he's been resurrected.

Then let him know I killed him again

 

[TD]

Everyone I haven't cleared yet.

Are you enjoying your agency job as a Detective?

 

[Jon]

Everyone I haven't cleared yet.

So... no one?

 

[shortkut]

 

[Jon]

Or... everyone I suppose, depending on how you read it.

Technically no one is cleared. Yet.

 

[shortkut]

Or... everyone I suppose, depending on how you read it.

Technically no one is cleared. Yet.

Not publicly

 

[TD]

Kat literally (allegedly) was given a gun and then never came back.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Jon]

Everyone I haven't cleared yet.

Let me try asking a different way.

If we weren't taking Zell out for a lynching today, who would top your list to hang next?

 

[TD]

Let me try asking a different way.

If we weren't taking Zell out for a lynching today, who would top your list to hang next?

I kind of want to ask you the same question.

 

[Jon]

I kind of want to ask you the same question.

Well, if shortkut is a man of his word, we'll all find out tomorrow!

 

[shortkut]

 

[TD]

Well, if shortkut is a man of his word, we'll all find out tomorrow!

Do you have a top two in mind?

As a member of the agency, I find communicating and contingency plans are important. Especially for those situations where something goes wrong.

 

[Jon]

I kind of want to ask you the same question.

But I also mentioned earlier that Quagmire, Vash and Jawneh top my list currently. No particular order.

 

[TD]

FINE kut.

Who would you be killing, if not Zell?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

j/k

 

[Fool's Requiem]

dammit, you people post too quickly

 

[shortkut]

Vash or Christina

But urge to kill fools is rising