The Agency Day 1

[Jon]

This agent would like to remind you that our Detective,  Alu, has indicated that Benzine and Zell are on different teams, while dimmerwit has cleared Jawneh, and Smacktard has called Zell bad.

When working in an agency, attention to detail is of the utmost importance.

I thank you for your summative service.

 

[shortkut]

I thank you for your summative service.

Me too. I’m too busy shitposting to try to make summaries. It was too much work last game

 

[TD]

I was just going off early morning memory....oops

That kind of error may cause you to get shot, lucky for you, this agent does not have a gun.

 

[Quagmire]

Vash's mafia had a vigilante drop someone off a fucking building.

Vashthestampede, more like Vashtheputin

 

[shortkut]

Vashthestampede, more like Vashtheputin

No, they didn’t fall out any windows. Different MO

 

[canadaguy]

Vashthestampede, more like Vashtheputin

In Vash's defence, it wasn't his idea

 

[Christina]

Oh crap. Was not getting notifications for this. Now I have 3 pages to read. Catch up with you all in a bit.

 

[shortkut]

Oh crap. Was not getting notifications for this. Now I have 3 pages to read. Catch up with you all in a bit.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Oh crap. Was not getting notifications for this. Now I have 3 pages to read. Catch up with you all in a bit.

 

[VashTheStampede]

VashTheStampede shoots Smacktard!

 

[shortkut]

VashTheStampede shoots Smacktard!

 

[Christina]

Ok. Not too much going on. Since I'm late I'll do the summarize.

Alu says Zell and Benzine not on same team.

Have we tried flipping a coin?

 

[Quagmire]

Ok. Not too much going on. Since I'm late I'll do the summarize.

Alu says Zell and Benzine not on same team.

Have we tried flipping a coin?

Smacktard claims Zell is bad, maybe that's how he did or hes lying or he really could tell

 

[Christina]

Smacktard claims Zell is bad, maybe that's how he did or hes lying or he really could tell

Well if Smacktard says it, it has to be true!

 

[shortkut]

Ok. Not too much going on. Since I'm late I'll do the summarize.

Alu says Zell and Benzine not on same team.

Have we tried flipping a coin?

Looks like someone removed that option from the dice *cough* @Ben *cough*

 

[TD]

This agent believes in the value of being informed, however, I rely on others for my information. I merely observe. My current observation is that all five of the people moving to remove Zell have made some type of claim of being an agency member. One of these claims could be interpreted as a duplicate, however, this is not necessarily the case.

Make of this observation what you will.

 

[Benzine]

Zell bad or Alu bad. Me agency.

 

[Jon]

This agent believes in the value of being informed, however, I rely on others for my information. I merely observe. My current observation is that all five of the people moving to remove Zell have made some type of claim of being an agency member. One of these claims could be interpreted as a duplicate, however, this is not necessarily the case.

Make of this observation what you will.

I'm getting an I Am Legion vibe from this

 

[Quagmire]

Zell bad or Alu bad. Me agency.

What if both of them are bad?

 

[shortkut]

I'm getting an I Am Legion vibe from this

Do vampires have a hive mind in this reality?

 

[Benzine]

What if both of them are bad?

Then Zell and Alu are bad.

 

[shortkut]

Then Zell and Alu are bad.

 

[Benzine]

Thanks, partner.

 

[A PineSol Scent]

Zell bad or Alu bad. Me agency.

You can be entirely good based on my read. So we're off to a good start here. Let's see if Zell can make his case as eloquently as you

 

[Quagmire]

You can be entirely good based on my read. So we're off to a good start here. Let's see if Zell can make his case as eloquently as you

Also have Kelly backing your read on Zell

 

[Fool's Requiem]

why did I stop getting notifications from this thread? I thought people stopped posting...

 

[Quagmire]

why did I stop getting notifications from this thread? I thought people stopped posting...

Clearly the mob is hacking out system

 

[Local Hero]

why did I stop getting notifications from this thread? I thought people stopped posting...

I'm sure it's common knowledge, but if you don't scroll to the end of a thread, you don't get notified again. Something along these lines

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm sure it's common knowledge, but if you don't scroll to the end of a thread, you don't get notified again. Something along these lines

ugh, so annoying

 

[Local Hero]

ugh, so annoying

Take it up with the boss

 

[canadaguy]

Take it up with the boss

Once we find out who the Godfather is, I will

 

[shortkut]

Clearly the mob is hacking out system

This isn’t neon nexus

 

[Quagmire]

This isn’t neon nexus

You dont think the mob has computer people?

 

[shortkut]

You dont think the mob has computer people?

So now all computer people are hackers? Way to stereotype an entire group of people

 

[Quagmire]

So now all computer people are hackers? Way to stereotype an entire group of people

 

[Zell 17]

I’m a Judge. I feel like Alu is pulling a reverse on what I did to him last game, which, you know, well played.

 

[canadaguy]

You dont think the mob has computer people?

I dunno, you tell me

 

[Christina]

I’m a Judge. I feel like Alu is pulling a reverse on what I did to him last game, which, you know, well played.

Dang it! Now I don't know who to believe!

 

[shortkut]

Dang it! Now I don't know who to believe!

Vote local! Pretty sure this gif has a typo and should say bye-local

 

[VashTheStampede]

I dunno, Alu isn't usually the type to just kick things off with a big lie, right?

 

[Quagmire]

Dang it! Now I don't know who to believe!

We got two people saying Zell bad day 1,risky move for mob to potentially out two of themselves on day one

 

[Benzine]

I dunno, Alu isn't usually the type to just kick things off with a big lie, right?

shut up mafia member

 

[A PineSol Scent]

I’m a Judge. I feel like Alu is pulling a reverse on what I did to him last game, which, you know, well played.

Then convict Benzine if you don't get to 8 votes against you. I wouldn't have gone up and just targeted you willy nilly since you never really get to play, I just happened to select 7 and 8.

Of course even if you are the judge and can convict an innocent Benzine you could still be double agent and my reading would be accurate.

However...Benzine's defense was simply "Benzine good" - also however, you have Kelly saying "Zell Bad."


Lots of howevers

 

[shortkut]

I dunno, Alu isn't usually the type to just kick things off with a big lie, right?

Are you expecting me to remember previous games that closely?

 

[VashTheStampede]

shut up mafia member

 

[shortkut]

shut up mafia member

Evidence, vibes, or shittalking?

 

[Benzine]

I have literally debated against world champ level debaters. My argument is flawless.

 

[Benzine]

why does no one ever hit these old fucks back

 

[Smacktard]

I dunno, Alu isn't usually the type to just kick things off with a big lie, right?

And I am?

 

[shortkut]

I have literally debated against world champ level debaters. My argument is flawless.

How much booze are we talking?