Simpsons Quote Thread!

[BigDaddy]

I'm going to start kicking air

Sucker! Competitive violence, that's why you're here! Hahaha!

 

[Nae'blis]

Fight! Fight! Fight! *flicks lightswitch on and off*

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

*leans in* We'll be right back.

 

[Raposuh]

Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes!

 

[Cole]

Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes!

Oh, well your story is VERY compelling Mr. Jackas... I mean Raposa. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!

 

[Tubby23]

Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!

 

[Cole]

Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Heh, the shower.

 

[shortkut]

I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower

 

[Nae'blis]

Are you wearing groceries?!

 

[Major Isoor]

I have misplaced my pants.

 

[BigDaddy]

Do us a favor: invent yourself some underpants!

 

[Nae'blis]

Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it!

 

[Cole]

Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it!

no TV and no beer make Coleman... something, something.

 

[BigDaddy]

no TV and no beer make Coleman... something, something.

Go crazy?

 

[shortkut]

No! That’s not it

 

[Cole]

no, it means THE Bart, THE

 

[shortkut]

Farfalla? Vendetta farfalla!

 

[Nae'blis]

*steps on rake* *grumble grumble*

 

[BigDaddy]

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

We are from the land of chocolate.

 

[Tubby23]

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate

 

[TD]

Nothing gets chocolate out, see?

 

[Raposuh]

Hey, those kids are trying to learn for free!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Oh my god! Tramampoline! Trumbopoline!

 

[Cole]

Oh my god! Tramampoline! Trumbopoline!

Tubamaba? Saxamaphone?

 

[BigDaddy]

Tubamaba? Saxamaphone?

Dear Cole, may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

A female deer!

 

[Cole]

A female deer!

mmm. unprocessed fish sticks

 

[TD]

We drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant.

 

[Tubby23]

So we did the only humane thing. We chained Hugo up in the attic like any animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.

 

[Cole]

So we did the only humane thing. We chained Hugo up in the attic like any animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.

waaaaiiit a minute... Hugos scar is on the wrong side... he couldn't have been the evil left twin

 

[BigDaddy]

I am Evil Ho-mer! I am Evil Ho-mer!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

 

[BigDaddy]

I hope they win, or Tom said he's coming back.

 

[Nae'blis]

Aww, nuts. I mean, aww nuts.

 

[shortkut]

Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long. Eat shrimp and die!

 

[BigDaddy]

You did it, Nibbles! Now chew through my ballsack.

 

[Tubby23]

You did it, Nibbles! Now chew through my ballsack.

Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-ball, Skinner can be Eight-ball, Barney will be Twelve-ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-ball.

 

[Nae'blis]

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Tubby23]

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about tolerance?

 

[BigDaddy]

I don't get it. I finally did a job where I wasn't lazy, stupid, or corrupt. And now I'm gonna get killed for it!

 

[Nae'blis]

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

 

[Tubby23]

I've never gotten a B before, how could this have happened! I feel so dirty

 

[BigDaddy]

The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!

 

[Cole]

The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!

you can't spell B, Bs a letter!

...shit wrong show. @The Eye in the Sky!

edit: this gives me an idea.

 

[BigDaddy]

Purple is a fruit.

 

[Tubby23]

Purple is a fruit.

Go Banana!

 

[BigDaddy]

Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk!

 

[Nae'blis]

Oh goody. Now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane.