Simpsons Quote Thread!

[Tubby23]

Jane.

It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with!

 

[BigDaddy]

He's like some sort of... non... giving up... school guy!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

 

[Tubby23]

Caucus, caucus, caucus! Caucus, caucus, caucus!

 

[Nae'blis]

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

 

[BigDaddy]

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

You couldn't be more wrong, Naeford. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do you?!

 

[Nae'blis]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply doesn’t work.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Let's not listen.

 

[BigDaddy]

The finger thing means the taxes!

 

[Nae'blis]

Aw, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!

 

[BigDaddy]

Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.

 

[Nae'blis]

Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.

You know, BigDaddy, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.

 

[BigDaddy]

You know, BigDaddy, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.

Sorry, Nae, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.

 

[Nae'blis]

You're the worst shill I've ever seen! You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business.

 

[BigDaddy]

Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

And here I am using my legs like a sucker.

 

[BigDaddy]

Stop calling everyone suckers!

 

[Nae'blis]

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows!

 

[BigDaddy]

I've got two and a half words for you: Gulp. 'N'. Blow.