Simpsons Quote Thread!

[BigDaddy]

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Sorry for the landing, boys, this fog is so thick I can't see through my own cataracts.

 

[Nae'blis]

Sorry for the landing, boys, this fog is so thick I can't see through my own cataracts.

The lesson is, never try.

 

[Cole]

The lesson is, never try.

garbage, in garbage can.

hm.

makes sense.

 

[Tubby23]

garbage, in garbage can.

hm.

makes sense.

The Garbage Man can!

 

[shortkut]

The Garbage Man can!

Hey, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbage men.

 

[TD]

Hey, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbage men.

Good news everyone!

 

[Tubby23]

Boy everyone is stupid, except me.

 

[Cole]

you'll notice I no longer say liberry, or tomorry!

 

[BigDaddy]

you'll notice I no longer say liberry, or tomorry!

Ohh he card read good!

 

[shortkut]

Ohh he card read good!

I think books have an amazing power to bring people together

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Look at this Bible I just got—15 bucks. And talk about a preachy book. Everybody's a sinner, except for this guy.

 

[Tubby23]

Why aren’t we ascending into Heaven…Oh right, the sins

 

[TD]

The lord is vengeful. Oh spiteful one, show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten!

 

[BigDaddy]

The lord is vengeful. Oh spiteful one, show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten!

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Women will like what I tell them to like.

 

[Cole]

Women will like what I tell them to like.

I'll be deep in the cold, cold, ground before I recognize women.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

See this ring? This signifies that she is my property and I own her!

 

[BigDaddy]

See this ring? This signifies that she is my property and I own her!

Ginger's my wife!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Oregano? What the hell?

 

[BigDaddy]

See you in hell, dinner plate.

 

[shortkut]

See you in hell, dinner plate.

Oh, lord, my hot plate! I only had two payments left!

 

[Nae'blis]

Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

 

[Cole]

Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

mmm. I'd be happier with the dollar.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[BigDaddy]

I could do a lot of things if I had some money.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

I wish I had no kids and three money.

 

[Cole]

I could do a lot of things if I had some money.

I have 3 kids and no money. why can't I have no kids and THREE money.

 

[shortkut]

I have 3 kids and no money. why can't I have no kids and THREE money.

Where is the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

 

[Cole]

Where is the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

I ain't sayin nothin

 

[shortkut]

I ain't sayin nothin

Tell him to suck a lemon

 

[Nae'blis]

Tell him to suck a lemon

But they stole our lemon tree!

 

[Tubby23]

But they stole our lemon tree!

When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield!

 

[shortkut]

When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield!

That's preposterous. Now get out! You're banned from this Historical Society. You, and your children, and your children's children!... for 3 months.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Aww, but I'm mad now!

 

[shortkut]

Aww, but I'm mad now!

In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Increase my killing power, eh?

 

[shortkut]

Increase my killing power, eh?

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.

 

[BigDaddy]

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.

That's chow-dah! Chow-DAH! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

 

[Nae'blis]

Everyone was against me in that jury room, but I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed, and that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.

 

[Tubby23]

Everyone was against me in that jury room, but I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed, and that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.

Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.

 

[Smacktard]

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[Nae'blis]

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

 

[Cole]

WELCOME
THRILLHO

 

[Tubby23]

I suggest feather touch? You have entered POWER DRIVE!

 

[BigDaddy]

Ball is in... parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected... no.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

No, no, no, no, no, no, yes. I, I mean no.

 

[Cole]

No, no, no, no, no, no, yes. I, I mean no.

you ugly hatefilled man.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

You are Lisa Simpson

 

[Tubby23]

This is terrible at best, I'm surprised at you Lisa!