Rank the Fast Food Pizzas

[Mark]

we never went there. My parents never took us to those places. Only time I ever got to touch an arcade machine as a kid was when our county fair had a tend full of arcade machines.

Never touched ghost kitchens either.

I guess they’re more of a city thing, I’ve seen them more in DC, NYC, and Baltimore. Since I’ve been in the middle of nowhere, I only see known franchises. For example, Crumbl cookies was using Auntie Anne’s out here since they didn’t have any storefronts during the pandemic.

I don't order delivery unless it's from Dominos. I order take out because it's faster and I don't have to pay ridiculous DoorDash fees.

Those services are overrated, dude. You have to exclusively use it with promos in order for it to be worth it for you without stiffing the driver on a tip, and then… if you’re anywhere remotely urban, half the dashers will fuck up your order or just ignore it if you’re not tipping a minimum of 20%.

I like using DoorDash to pickup orders at places that don’t have their own online ordering service, though.

 

[Smacktard]

I've never eaten at Chuck E Cheese's. I've always wanted to. They still have them in Saudi Arabia.

Domino's is my go-to pizza here too, for cheap fast food pizza. There's a chain branch called Piatto's that's really nice too, and a local branch called Maestro that's great, but is too sauce-heavy on the pizzas.

 

[VashTheStampede]

And even with delivery, they have awesome prices on medium pizzas.

Even though I think Marco's might be slightly tastier, the price difference is HUGE.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Dom's has pretty good deals for takeout, too. They still have the coupon for Two Med pies, wings, a bread, and a two liter for $20 - takeout only. That shit can totally come in clutch the day before pay day.

(Previous post was in response to this)

 

[shortkut]

I've never eaten at Chuck E Cheese's. I've always wanted to. They still have them in Saudi Arabia.

my buddy wanted to go to one for his birthday back in college, but they wouldn’t let us in because there were no children with us, so we went next door to Hooters instead

 

[shortkut]

And even with delivery, they have awesome prices on medium pizzas.

That’s because their medium pizzas are small pizzas not medium

 

[VashTheStampede]

my buddy wanted to go to one for his birthday back in college, but they wouldn’t let us in because there were no children with us, so we went next door to Hooters instead

Should have then gotten pizza delivered to the Hooters from the Chuck E Ghost Kitchen

 

[VashTheStampede]

That’s because their medium pizzas are small pizzas not medium

...this is true.

But I still think they're cheaper than most other places (EDIT) medium pizza.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

That’s because their medium pizzas are small pizzas not medium

medium pizza gets me two meals. Large enough, IMO

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

1. Dominos (Best crust in the fast food lineup)
2. Little Caesars (it used to be top when they did the $5 hot and ready pizza)
3. Chuck E. Cheese (I was surprised at how not terrible is was a few months ago at a party)
4. Sbarro
5. Papa Ginos
6. Pizza Hut
7. Papa John's

 

[VashTheStampede]

1. Dominos (Best crust in the fast food lineup)
2. Little Caesars (it used to be top when they did the $5 hot and ready pizza)
3. Chuck E. Cheese (I was surprised at how not terrible is was a few months ago at a party)
4. Sbarro
5. Papa Ginos
6. Pizza Hut
7. Papa John's

I think the Chuck the Entertainment Rat's pizza is very mercurial. Been there twice in the last year and the first time was pretty decent! The second time I think it was just reheated from the day before.

 

[Kat]

I don't understand why any adult would want to go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Don't they have arcades for adults near you?

When I said Papa John's earlier, I actually meant Godfather's. I always get those two places mixed up for some reason.

 

[Mark]

I don't understand why any adult would want to go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Don't they have arcades for adults near you?

When I said Papa John's earlier, I actually meant Godfather's. I always get those two places mixed up for some reason.

I’d say nostalgia for the ones in our age range, but the place sucks compared to back then, so I’m stumped. Can’t even catch a random item or illness in the ball pit anymore.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Just go to adult Chuck E Cheese: Dave and Busters.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I don't understand why any adult would want to go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Don't they have arcades for adults near you?

No. No they don't.

But in my defense, both times I went were at the request of my kids for birthdays.

 

[Mark]

Just go to adult Chuck E Cheese: Dave and Busters.

I’ve been to it when it was Jillian’s, but haven’t been back since.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

I’ve been to it when it was Jillian’s, but haven’t been back since.

We did a work event at it when I was in SoCal. It was actually a good time - they put us into two teams and had us play against each other in the basketball shot contest, skeeball, and Mario Kart. My team barely won out in the end, thanks to Mario Kart (it was two teams of 4, in one round of Mario kart we came in 1st/2nd and the other was 2nd/3rd). Ended up winning a shitty orange mug out of it that I left with the inlaws.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

No. No they don't.

But in my defense, both times I went were at the request of my kids for birthdays.

Same. I loathe the place but the pizza isn't bad. Almost bar style with the crackery crust.

I've only been to Dave and Buster's twice. I usually hang out with my kids, rarely adults so I never go.

 

[Kat]

No. No they don't.

That's unfortunate. They're all over the place here.

I haven't been to Chuckee's in ages, but I remember the pizza being a greasy mess and the crust was on the floppy side. I wonder how consistent it is between locations.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dom's has pretty good deals for takeout, too. They still have the coupon for Two Med pies, wings, a bread, and a two liter for $20 - takeout only. That shit can totally come in clutch the day before pay day.

This thread made my dinner choice easy. Domino's has a 6.99 each item deal (min 2, of course) right now. I upcharged for a specialty pizza for 3 bucks. Pretty good deal as long as you don't get a salad (I can't see a regular garden salad being worth 7 bucks). Pretty much got 3 meals and a dessert for 25 bucks. This shit is why I like Dominos.

 

[Nae'blis]

We don't really have pizza chains in Sweden, except Pizza Hut..

So I guess:

1. Pizza Hut?

 

[Webster]

Papa Johns -- Get some flavour, please.

 

[Webster]

I get it, you need something to prevent the pizza from sticking, but don't ruin the pizza, damnit!

I don't know WHO the fuck you think you are. but we're going to have words.

C'mon, let's take it to the ring y'all....

 

[Webster]

As far as things go in my little corner of Western North Carolina....
-Little Caesars: Hot, good and cheap.
-Domino's Pizza: Ditto -- hot, good, and cheap.
-Pizza Hut: Cheapskates won't deliver to where I live and I'm inside their delivery limit, the cheap fucks
-Papa's John: Thin-ass cheap pizza once run by a bigot
-Moondog, Foxfire and Greenway Pizza: Great local pizzeria; expensive as fuck but worth the occasional buy.

 

[Kat]

Little Caesars: Hot, good and cheap.
-Domino's Pizza: Ditto -- hot, good, and cheap.

What pizza place doesn't have hot pizza?

Pizza Hut: Cheapskates won't deliver to where I live and I'm inside their delivery limit, the cheap fucks

Rude. Round Table will only deliver to me if I call them. Their website says I'm outside of their delivery zone. It annoys me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

What pizza place doesn't have hot pizza?

pizza hut...

 

[Smacktard]

Pizza choices in Saudi can be pretty dire at times

Also wtf is this? Are those pickles on a pizza???

Lots of these types of pizzas in Saudi that are just dripping in sauce. Nasty.


Restaurant is rated a 4.6 btw lmao

 

[Smacktard]

Also "pizza with sausage" is always just "hot dog pizza" and "pepperoni" is always "beef pepperoni" because pork is haram.

Maybe that's why my preference has transitioned to all-cheese pizzas over the years...

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, I can see shifting to cheese over some of those options! Eek

 

[shortkut]

Those are flatbreads

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Pickles on pizza can be fine with that right mix of ingredients and such. I wouldn't want to try that one though because they don't look the right combination of flavors.

 

[Smacktard]

I ordered a much better pizza for supper TD but I forgot to take a picture and now I've eaten the whole thing. It was delicious.

Rated 4.2 here. Ratings make no sense in this country.

 

[Jon]

Pickles on pizza can be fine with that right mix of ingredients and such. I wouldn't want to try that one though because they don't look the right combination of flavors.

How is this not a pizza crime but pineapple is?!

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

How is this not a pizza crime but pineapple is?!

Pickles come in multiple flavor profiles and are often added after being diced up much smaller than pineapple ever would be.

 

[Jon]

Pickles come in multiple flavor profiles and are often added after being diced up much smaller than pineapple ever would be.

 

[Jon]

Pickles come in multiple flavor profiles and are often added after being diced up much smaller than pineapple ever would be.

See where I’m at is pineapple when pared with something like ham on a pizza has a nice sweet profile to go with a salty (from the ham) and savory profile of the pizza itself.

Pickles may have different flavor profiles but they are all based in vinegar and that on a pizza is not something I can tolerate. And I like pickles.

Give me pineapple on pizza 10/10 times over pickles.

 

[Smacktard]

Pineapple on pizza is dumb, but pickles on pizza is a crime.

 

[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

This is delicious:

 

[Smacktard]

This is delicious:
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Boo and hiss

 

[Nae'blis]

This is delicious:
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[Advocate for Ants! Mouth]

Only way I can have a big Mac. McDonalds ain't doing shit for GF.

 

[Jon]

This is delicious:
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[Nae'blis]

Only way I can have a big Mac. McDonalds ain't doing shit for GF.

Ah, gotcha! Some chains here in Sweden offer GF buns, not sure if McD does though.

 

[Kat]

Y'all never put pickled pepperoncinis on your pizza? I personally blot off the vinegar before adding them so it's not overwhelming, but it's good in small amounts. I've never tried regular pickles, but it seems like it'd be similar.

 

[Mark]

Those are flatbreads

Open-faced calzone.

How is this not a pizza crime but pineapple is?!

Because.

Only way I can have a big Mac. McDonalds ain't doing shit for GF.

They’ve been deliberately trying to kill their customers for years. Why would they?

 

[Jon]

Because.

I mean when you put it THAT way...

 

[VashTheStampede]

What pizza place doesn't have hot pizza?

Papa Murphy's

That's literally their whole thing. They prep the pizza, then you take it home and bake it.

 

[VashTheStampede]

This is delicious:
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[Kat]

Papa Murphy's

That's literally their whole thing. They prep the pizza, then you take it home and bake it.

Yeah, yeah, I knew somebody was going to say that. I meant cooked pizza.

 

[Webster]

How is this not a pizza crime but pineapple is?!

Exactly! #PineappleOnPizzaRocks!