Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!
Found this in a jar full of pens.
It's basically just the piezoelectric crystal thing used in lighters, that creates a spark, intended to let you "itch" bug bites without scratching them and damaging your skin.
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I however am just sitting here zapping myself over and over.
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Basically, yeah.
Huh. Might have to try that this summer. I react pretty bad to US mosquitoes and they swell up like crazy.
Huh, I guess. My nails have never been long enough that it doesn't pick up anyway.
It does somewhat work, but not for long. Probably just the same as scratching it, only without risking infecting it.Would zapping a bug bite make it feel better?
Pfft, like anyone at your job can read.
Probably office facilities. It's got to be annoying to have to customize a desk setup to toddler-height ergonomics.My friend from work left me this note this morning
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Now I'm wondering who TF thinks I'm not awesome??
"Dear Tu, I heard rumors that people think you're not awesome. I'm telling you to not listen to those rumors."My friend from work left me this note this morning
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Now I'm wondering who TF thinks I'm not awesome??
Some douche.who TF thinks I'm not awesome??
Jokes on me then because my company has ZERO investment in making my work station ergonomic. My chair AND my back-up chair are both broken. One leans to the side if you sit too much into it. The other lost it's back support years ago. My legs be dangling from both. People ask me "hey where'd you get all those post its?" My answer is "Costco."
I was just being a butthead for humor, but that legit sounds terrible and you should complain. Or sue.
And sprinkle in some Manhattan Project while you're at it.
Bury my shell at wounded knee.
Love that game!
Great note! Love the touch of adding a smily face after the Fuck your mother, classy move! Also, fuck number 4912.
When I got back from the grocery store just now, I noticed this paper laying on the ground next to my garage spot. Confused, I got out and picked it up.
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On the other side,
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It's raining hard out so it's soggy AF. Just touching it, I got a bunch of permanent marker and white residue on my hand. Apparently this "A-SUB" stuff is a vinyl sticker sheet, and if I'm assuming someone stuck it on the windshield of a vehicle parked in their spot, I'm guessing it left the same kind of vinyl residue on their car, which is hilarious to me.
The parking situation here has gone to shit. There are now constantly cars parked in the fire lanes and at the corners, making it a pain in the ass to find a spot. Management started spray-painting assigned numbers into a ton of spaces. I have no idea who number 4912 is, but it sounds like their mother needs some company.
I mean, the 'mother fucker' isn't very bright if they just wrote a note then let it float off into the night.
That's taken through a window? You must have the cleanest window I've ever seen.
I like my story better
This kind of shit happens far too often in St Louis. Sometimes, it's just small leaks in the pipes, sometimes it's big fat holes in the street that floods the whole thing.
Yikes! I'd never seen such a thing before. One of the workers even came over to me while I was snapping pics to comment on how crazy it was. Sorry to hear it's such a regular occurrence where you are.
People are going to be so confused considering they know we live on the opposite ends of the continent...Hmmm, I could use an idea like that as an anniversary gift for Crystal.
But we still have our ways.People are going to be so confused considering they know we live on the opposite ends of the continent...
To be fair, outside of our windows is America, so the grime is a layer of insulation from the shit show of a country.
