Verdict PIMI: how to pronounce it?

[Ants!]

*bang bang*

Court is in session. @VashTheStampede is the bailiff this time. @canadaguy is in jail for unrelated reasons.

For the uninformed, PIMI was a subforum from o.g. Gamewinners called "Peering Into the Mind of an Idiot."

A compost pile for the forums where all the members with the fewest braincells were told to play before the admins unplugged their controllers. Kind of like Australia, actually.

I could list the preferred alternatives members have for saying this word that's not a real word, but I can't bring myself to say it the wrong way (because all ways except mine are the wrong way).

 

[shortkut]

You can't expect me to read every post you make lad

And people wonder why I don’t read other people’s posts. It’s this level of disrespect

 

[Smacktard]

shortkut rn:

 

[VashTheStampede]

Gotta be Top 10 greatest tweets ever, that one

 

[Ants!]

Report for Jury duty:

@Mark
@Tommy Boy
@Abuse of Power
@Fire Queen

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

You sure you want someone currently named "Abuse of Power" on this jury?

 

[Ants!]

You sure you want someone currently named "Abuse of Power" on this jury?

As a corrupt and biased judge myself: hell yeah.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Okay then.

I vote Pee-me


If you disagree then you can pee me a river.

 

[Ants!]

Okay then.

I vote Pee-me


If you disagree then you can pee me a river.

I already gave you a semen river to surf on, isn't that enough?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

I already gave you a semen river to surf on, isn't that enough?

Gotta have options.

 

[Tommy Boy]

How to jure

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

How to jure

Post opinion

 

[Ants!]

How to jure

You go into a room together and don't tell others what goes on in there (kinky!)

3 people agree on a verdict just for the sake of being able to go home after this non-paying "volunteer" job that they were selected for by a thing in the mail. The 4th person pisses them all the fuck off by being a dissenting opinion so they have to stay another night in a hotel room with no phone and miss another day of work.

Eventually one of them stands up in court with a "unanimous" decision. The fourth holdout probably either got beaten up or got a blowjob out of the deal.

 

[Jawneh]

The fourth holdout probably either got beaten up or got a blowjob out of the deal.

Jury duty can net you blowjobs?!

Why don't they advertise it with that?! SO many people would line up for it voluntarily!

 

[Ants!]

Jury duty can net you blowjobs?!

Why don't they advertise it with that?! SO many people would line up for it voluntarily!

Because what happens in jury duty, stays in jury duty. It legally HAS to, I think?

*wink wink*

 

[Ants!]

Jawneh's pants are already unzipped.

 

[Smacktard]

you gotta downsize that sig my dude

 

[Fire Queen]

i prounounce it puh-kahn pie

 

[Jawneh]

Jawneh's pants are already unzipped.

I'm wearing sweats.

But going commando.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

you gotta downsize that sig my dude

Is there an opposite of viagra?

 

[Ants!]

Alu: Pee-me
FQ: puh-kahn pie
Tommy boy: confused and eating Elmer's glue (resident Ralph Simpson)
Mark: asleep or something

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Tommy boy: confused and eating Elmer's glue (resident Ralph Simpson)

 

[Ants!]

you gotta downsize that sig my dude

Is this better?

 

[Quagmire]

Is there an opposite of viagra?

A picture of your mom

 

[Jawneh]

Is this better?

You downsized it into oblivion man.

 

[Mark]

Alu: Pee-me
FQ: puh-kahn pie
Tommy boy: confused and eating Elmer's glue (resident Ralph Simpson)
Mark: asleep or something

I just forgot to reply.

I’ve never tried pronouncing any of the variations, but based on how Baltimoron works, it would likely be “Pee-me” as Alu said.

 

[Ants!]

You downsized it into oblivion man.

I've been looking at my mom too much.

 

[Ants!]

Posting it here for link because apparently messaging it to myself doesn't work for other people and you can't just straight upload it to your sig for some reason.

 

[Ben]

you gotta downsize that sig my dude

The thing is, I had already downsized it for him yesterday. It was the full 1024x1024 before hand.



But he halved even that, so I'm good with it.

 

[Ants!]

halp I'm not good with computers

 

[VashTheStampede]

Can a bailiff declare a mistrial???

 

[Ants!]

Can a bailiff declare a mistrial???

Technically, anybody can declare anything.

 

[Ben]

Technically, anybody can declare anything.

But only if standing in Declare's Accessories.

 

[canadaguy]

Can a bailiff declare a mistrial???

If if they cannot, yes they can

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ants!]

I will pocket your movement for a mistrial for now, and utilize it depending on how much I like or don't like the jury's answer.

 

[Tommy Boy]

We the jury are currently juring in the jure room. We shall have a verdict soon.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ants!]

You proved biased so weren't selected.

Jawneh missed out on the suck fest civic duty too.

 

[Jawneh]

Biased? Biased?! For your information, I only have ONE ass.

You may assert me as monased if it so pleases you.

 

[Ants!]

Biased? Biased?! For your information, I only have ONE ass.

You may assert me as monased if it so pleases you.

Bi-assed, if that's the way you read it, sounds more to me like your butthole enjoys the fellas as much as the ladies with a plastic peg.

 

[Jawneh]

Bi-assed, if that's the way you read it, sounds more to me like your butthole enjoys the fellas as much as the ladies with a plastic peg.

Hey hey, leave that talk to the foot-shaming thread!

 

[Quagmire]

Bi-assed, if that's the way you read it, sounds more to me like your butthole enjoys the fellas as much as the ladies with a plastic peg.

What about tentacles?

 

[Ants!]

Hung jury. 3 voted one way, the fourth person voted differently.

We can dismiss the case unsolved.
We can leave it open to infinity to allow time for the jurors to become unanimous.
We can go with the 3 vote majority.
We can wait to see if there are favors in the jury room for the hold-out to "come" around.

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Ants!]

No need! Though I'm sure at least one of them might be hung in other ways, it seems they have reached a decision.

Jury, what is your verdict?

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

We all agreed that Pimmy was either stupid or correct. And therefore it works for the forum where stupid is also correct.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Ants!]

*bangs eggplant*

The OFFICIAL pronunciation (and I stress that because I'm sure there will be dummies who will be stubborn and cling to their ways, and I hearby declare those people as outlaws) is "Pimmy".

Case is closed.

 

[Tommy Boy]

This turned into an upvote thread so I upvoted the verdict to bring it to the top. I think that's what this does?


Jure?