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Just 'swordfighting' with the dudes. Normal Saturday.swordfighting
You'd better be using flushable wipes, home slice.
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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!Just 'swordfighting' with the dudes. Normal Saturday.swordfighting
I've switched almost exclusively to finishing with a flushable wipe. I don't own a bidet and it's the closest thing I can have to feeling confidently clean down there.Just 'swordfighting' with the dudes. Normal Saturday.
You'd better be using flushable wipes, home slice.
No such thing. Even if they say flushable on the package, don't flush those things.You'd better be using flushable wipes, home slice.
If everyone in America switched to using a bidet it would save 15 million trees a year.
You're lucky you're having a child otherwise your name would become Anal Douche.
I get that. We all have a type. That's not the same as gay/hetero though.
Also I should mention that occasionally I use my sons diaper wipes on myself instead of regular TP, if I feel the need to treat myself or feel fancy![]()
Actually, now I'm remembering a time when I had my brothers and a bunch of friends at my house (back in our swordfighting days) and I don't know how the conversation came up, but somehow I mentioned that I actually washed my ass in the shower, and everybody reacted like I admitted doing the weirdest and most bizarre thing ever. Like it was seriously a strange and alien concept to everyone in the room, they couldn't imagine why anyone would wash there. And I'm like...seriously? It's easily the dirtiest part of your body. Yall don't wash there and I'm somehow the weird one?
That was about 16 years ago. I wonder if any of them haveevolvedhad a clean ass since then.
That name breaks rule #2You're lucky you're having a child otherwise your name would become Anal Douche.
I've been wanting one for a while.If everyone in America switched to using a bidet it would save 15 million trees a year.
I agree that it's disgusting that "gay" is still used as an insult. Like even if these weird little rules were true, and liking a particular thing made you gay, so what? They say that like it's somehow a bad thing to be gay, basically outing themselves to me as homophobic.It’s not, but, it’s the “right” heterosexual answer. I don’t need to invalidate my gay buddies to validate my heterosexuality, you know? There’s no need for that “if you like (this) you’re (that)” as if either are bad just because they’re not what I would choose for myself. I know a dude that exclusively dates buff women. More power to him. Have fun on that triathlon, I’ll be chillin.
But it cleans hole #2That name breaks rule #2
Lol #2That name breaks rule #2
Damn it Ben
Almost looks like the shocker.
Thread is still evolving. Though somehow we're still doing dinosaurs.Hey, look, another thread about buttholes.
Almost looks like the shocker.
Thread is still evolving. Though somehow we're still doing dinosaurs.
I think I'm older than Ants. And my name used to be t-bone.
33 here lol.
Fuck you both.I, too, am 33.
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Well when I ask them both a question and they share an answer I'll be sure to accept the opposite as truth. In this case you indicate they are both 66 since the opposite of 33 is clearly 66.
I cannot lie, all the "I'm old!" posts make me feel slightly better about the rapidly multiplying number of gray hairs I have.
The other night, my partner spent at least 5 minutes pointing to a solitary gray hair on my cheek, saying something to the effect of "awwww look at the little kitty whisker".Rapid is an understatement. Seems like my beard is going grayer by the day.
The other night, my partner spent at least 5 minutes pointing to a solitary gray hair on my cheek, saying something to the effect of "awwww look at the little kitty whisker".
I shaved quite promptly.
you're older than me loser33 here lol.
@Fire Queen who's older again
Read that as "first grade".Certainly not her. She’s probably still years away from the first gray.
i think we are the same ageCertainly not her. She’s probably still years away from the first gray.
i think we are the same age
i have a couple of grey beard hairs
i also have one of. those funny white hairs that grows in a random place. mine is on my forehead, like a flaccid unicorn.
I started getting gray hair at 17. Now it's all over the place.
Most of my grays are on the chin part of my beard. I got a few gray chest hairs and my wife promptly made fun of me
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My beard is hella salt and pepper now. It's actually kinda cool because it's in sections rather than sprinkled throughout, like the bottom of my chin is gray but the sides are still brown, so I'm striped like a badger. I love it.Most of my grays are on the chin part of my beard. I got a few gray chest hairs and my wife promptly made fun of me
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Same, I actually like mine. Always did. Just wish it didn't start thinning. That sucked for me and took me a while to get over, because I had long hair since the 7th grade and I loved having shoulder-length hair.Man, I could give a shit less about having gray hairs,
Same, I actually like mine. Always did. Just wish it didn't start thinning. That sucked for me and took me a while to get over, because I had long hair since the 7th grade and I loved having shoulder-length hair.
Now I'm like "okay god, fine, take the hair. Just as long as you don't take away the erections."
I didn’t realize I had thinning hair until probably 2-3 years ago, when my 5ft girlfriend finally got to see what’s going on up there one day while helping shave my head, and promptly pointed it out to me. I never wore hats except for beanies, and haven’t had long enough hair to notice since I was 15. @Ben is one of the few people in the world that still has evidence that I had long hair.
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I’ll be honest, I kinda wish the rest of the hair on my head would fall out, it would eliminate the need to shave my head weekly.
I didn't know mine was falling out until I was 29 years old. I had cut it short for the first time since seventh grade, because I thought it would help me get a job. I planned to grow it long again once I was hired, But then my ex-wife who was just my girlfriend at the time began to notice I was thinning on top. I was in denial about it for about a year or two after that, but then I just kept it short once I faced reality. And the more it thinned up top, the shorter I kept it on the sides, until I eventually just kept the whole thing shaved.I didn’t realize I had thinning hair until probably 2-3 years ago, when my 5ft girlfriend finally got to see what’s going on up there one day while helping shave my head, and promptly pointed it out to me. I never wore hats except for beanies, and haven’t had long enough hair to notice since I was 15. @Ben is one of the few people in the world that still has evidence that I had long hair.
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I’ll be honest, I kinda wish the rest of the hair on my head would fall out, it would eliminate the need to shave my head weekly.
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I believe you, dude.
Edit: who knew these Photoshops were archival footage?
I didn't know mine was falling out until I was 29 years old. I had cut it short for the first time since seventh grade, because I thought it would help me get a job. I planned to grow it long again once I was hired, But then my ex-wife who was just my girlfriend at the time began to notice I was thinning on top. I was in denial about it for about a year or two after that, but then I just kept it short once I faced reality. And the more it thinned up top, the shorter I kept it on the sides, until I eventually just kept the whole thing shaved.