Modification NHL: Coyotes potentially relocating to Salt Lake City

[MC74]

They went with Seattle Kraken. Think of the stupidest name and go with that.

I'll chime in with the silly, yet awesome name we came up with for Seattle on another forum. I'll tag @Crystal for this one because she knows this one very well.

Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

 

[Jon]

I'll chime in with the silly, yet awesome name we came up with for Seattle on another forum. I'll tag @Crystal for this one because she knows this one very well.

Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

Better than Seattle Kraken lol

 

[A Punched Face]

I'll chime in with the silly, yet awesome name we came up with for Seattle on another forum. I'll tag @Crystal for this one because she knows this one very well.

Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

I remember that one on some random reddit thread that was grabbing all the names they saw everywhere and was trying to make jerseys for all of them.

My favorite was the Seattle Grunge.

 

[MC74]

Better than Seattle Kraken lol

I love it because it has the vibes of a minor league baseball team.

 

[A Punched Face]

The Seattle Grunge

 

[MC74]

Referring to the Bitch Pigeons name, to clarify. Just like the Rocket City Trash Pandas, lol.

 

[A Punched Face]

 

[Crystal]

I'll chime in with the silly, yet awesome name we came up with for Seattle on another forum. I'll tag @Crystal for this one because she knows this one very well.

Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

 

[MC74]

Damn right!

 

[Crystal]

Damn right!

 

[MC74]

 

[TD]

I'd root for the Rain City Pigeon Bitches.

 

[Crystal]

I'd root for the Rain City Pigeon Bitches.

Damn right!

 

[A Punched Face]

Top 20 names available to vote on: https://www.ksl.com/article/51007127/smith-entertainment-group-release-bracket-to-name-utah-nhl-team

 

[Rick52]

I'd be okay with it tier:
Mountaineers
Yeti

Utah Coyotes would literally be better tier:
Blizzard
Hive
Squall

Please, don't tier:
Blast
Canyons
Caribou
Freeze
Frost
Fury
Glaciers
Ice
Mammoth
Outlaws
Swarm
Venom

lol, just lmao tier:
Black Diamonds
Hockey Club
Powder

 

[A Punched Face]

It's most likely going to be the Yeti.

Mountaineers is good.

I'd still say they should go for the Hive to make good use of their new state flag and the fact that they are the Beehive State.


I think the Outlaws is another likely one because "Utah Outlaw" rhymes.

 

[Jon]

I sense Utah Swarm coming.

 

[A Punched Face]

Utah Hive as the team with the fans being the Swarm.

 

[A Punched Face]

Apparently they're down to a top 4 now...and...meh.

Yeti
Outlaws
Mammoth
Blizzard


Of this list I would say definitely go with Yeti. Utah Yeti is at least fun to say, and hockey makes sense for a sport that an actual Yeti would want to watch and/or play.

 

[Jon]

Apparently they're down to a top 4 now...and...meh.

Yeti
Outlaws
Mammoth
Blizzard


Of this list I would say definitely go with Yeti. Utah Yeti is at least fun to say, and hockey makes sense for a sport that an actual Yeti would want to watch and/or play.

Dear lord those all suck... if any, Utah Outlaws are the best imo. Which means Utah Yeti will win.

 

[A Punched Face]

@Ben can you AI some hockey teams for the 4 names listed above? Only way to know for sure which is best.

 

[Fire Queen]

yeti > outlaws > blizzard > mammoth

utah yeti? thats knuckle tats right there baby

 

[Crystal]

Still should've been Utah Phoenix.

 

[Ben]

@Ben can you AI some hockey teams for the 4 names listed above? Only way to know for sure which is best.

Is this sports?

 

[TD]

Based on Ben's logos.

Mammoths > Yetis > Outlaws > Blizzards

 

[A Punched Face]

Based on Ben's logos.

Mammoths > Yetis > Outlaws > Blizzards

I would agree with this. But I do love the Yeti actually holding a hockey stick in the logo.

 

[Jon]

Dude, the Outlaws logo is fucking fire. I'm doubling down on that.

 

[A Punched Face]

Yeti would make the easiest/best mascot of the bunch as well. But Mammoth is still acceptable.

 

[A Punched Face]

Dude, the Outlaws logo is fucking fire. I'm doubling down on that.

I think they wouldn't allow (aka Outlaw) the guns in it.

Also I prefer the other color scheme for a Utah team.

 

[Jon]

Yeti would make the easiest/best mascot of the bunch as well. But Mammoth is still acceptable.

Dude, just hire a rancher and have him wear a bandana around his face and the outlaw mascot is born.

By far the easiest lol.

 

[A Punched Face]

Dude, just hire a rancher and have him wear a bandana around his face and the outlaw mascot is born.

By far the easiest lol.

I meant it as combination of ease and best.

Easiest would be outlaw, but also boringest.

 

[Jon]

I think they wouldn't allow (aka Outlaw) the guns in it.

Also I prefer the other color scheme for a Utah team.

Point taken, but picture it with pucks and sticks instead? I like it lol.

Color scheme it more indicative of Utah, imo than the blue colors. But the NHL is dead set on ugly ass color schemes recently.

 

[MC74]

Still should've been Utah Phoenix.

This is my pick. Do it to stick it to Arizona.

 

[Ben]

None of these are great, but they're mostly the first results I got that weren't complete trash. Like, how the hell do you make a mascot for a blizzard? I mean, without having some sponsorship from Dairy Queen...

 

[Crystal]

Like, how the hell do you make a mascot for a blizzard? I mean, without having some sponsorship from Dairy Queen...

The Utah Dairy Queens, I like that, inclusive

 

[Ben]

Gave those another go now that I'm not sitting in the McDonald's Drive-Thru and could be a little more specific...

 

[Ben]

Not that I even know why you'd bother using anything other than this...

 

[MC74]

SkiFree!

 

[Ben]

SkiFree!

A classic. I might actually watch hockey if the mascot ran out from nowhere and ate one of the opposing players.

 

[Jon]

A classic. I might actually watch hockey if the mascot ran out from nowhere and ate one of the opposing players.

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Utah Cannibals

 

[Ben]

Just 'cause I got these looking basically real.

 

[MC74]

A classic. I might actually watch hockey if the mascot ran out from nowhere and ate one of the opposing players.

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I had that game on my first ever computer. A Windows 98 to be exact!

 

[Jon]

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Just 'cause I got these looking basically real.

Shit I thought they were.... O_O

I thought you found minor league mascots somewhere.

 

[Ben]

Shit I thought they were.... O_O

I thought you found minor league mascots somewhere.

Nah, just me on my bullshit.

 

[Jon]

I would totally root for those teams. Add in a Penguin team for Crystal and we have the makings of an amazing Original 4 franchises.

 

[Crystal]

I would totally root for those teams. Add in a Penguin team for Crystal and we have the makings of an amazing Original 4 franchises.

And the one it Pittsburgh doesn't count, they defile the name Penguins!

 

[Fire Queen]

Utah Cannibals

i misread this and lived in a beautiful world for a brief and fleeting moment

 

[MC74]

And the one it Pittsburgh doesn't count, they defile the name Penguins!

 

[Jon]

Fuck Crosby. Can't his stupid ass retire yet?

 

[Ben]

I would totally root for those teams. Add in a Penguin team for Crystal and we have the makings of an amazing Original 4 franchises.