Modification NHL: Coyotes potentially relocating to Salt Lake City

[Jon]

We need to sim a hockey season now with these four teams. We'll all choose cities to associate with and we'll vote on allowing new teams in as we expand.

 

[TD]

Not that I even know why you'd bother using anything other than this...
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This needs to be something.
It's like looking in the mirror.

An emote.
A reaction.

...a badge.

 

[MC74]

Fuck Crosby. Can't his stupid ass retire yet?

Idk, dude to this day looks like he hasn't aged one bit. And he still can't grow facial hair to save his life.

 

[MC74]

This needs to be something.
It's like looking in the mirror.

An emote.
A reaction.

...a badge.

 

[Jon]

Idk, dude to this day looks like he hasn't aged one bit. And he still can't grow facial hair to save his life.

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I don't care if he ages. I care that he's an arrogant little prick that was severely overhyped from day 1.

My opinion of course.

 

[Jon]

Oh, and because Pittsburgh.

I'm still sour over Ulf Samuelson hitting Cam Neeley.

 

[TD]

Did you discuss the new Utah team?

Here - have THIS.

 

[MC74]

I don't care if he ages. I care that he's an arrogant little prick that was severely overhyped from day 1.

My opinion of course.

I have a friend who's a Pens fan. @Crystal & I keep telling him they need to trade that bum, Crysby (Crystal calls him that, lol).

 

[Crystal]

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Aww, and he's trans colours

 

[Ben]

Aww, and he's trans colours

They are. By design.

 

[Crystal]

They are. By design.

 

[MC74]

Gotta hug the penguin.

 

[MC74]

Did you discuss the new Utah team?

Well, since there are badgers in Utah, we might as well include them too. The more suggestions, the merrier.

 

[TD]

Well, since there are badgers in Utah, we might as well include them too. The more suggestions, the merrier.

 

[MC74]

YES!

 

[Crystal]

But shouldn't they be the Utah Badgers Badgers Badgers? With mushroom shoulder patches

 

[A Punched Face]

Apparently they added in two other finalists to bring it up to 6: https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/40291797/new-utah-team-announces-6-finalists-name

Utah Blizzard, Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC), Utah Mammoth, Utah Outlaws, Utah Venom and Utah Yeti.

@Ben you got two more to make: Utah Hockey Club and Utah Venom

Utah's team will wear jerseys in their first season with "UTAH" scrawled across the front to represent the club's roots within the state and dedication to its new fan base.

Maybe 3 if you feel like it.

 

[Jon]

Apparently they added in two other finalists to bring it up to 6: https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/40291797/new-utah-team-announces-6-finalists-name

Utah Blizzard, Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC), Utah Mammoth, Utah Outlaws, Utah Venom and Utah Yeti.

@Ben you got two more to make: Utah Hockey Club and Utah Venom



Maybe 3 if you feel like it.

The only reason to do what the Commanders did and go with a generic name first is to artificially inflate costs and merch sales. Force people to buy something generic year one before switching to a real name the second year. It's stupid.

I like the name Venom, but not for hockey.

 

[A Punched Face]

The only reason to do what the Commanders did and go with a generic name first is to artificially inflate costs and merch sales. Force people to buy something generic year one before switching to a real name the second year. It's stupid.

I like the name Venom, but not for hockey.

I think the generic name might actually be related to how quickly they'd need to squeeze out all the branding before the start of the season. It's not a quick thing to get everything out there and properly marked as IP/trademarked so that other people don't go make versions of the logo and color schemes that are similar enough to try and get to it first.

It's dumb, but they have the added bonus of making more money off it. People who buy the gear in year 1 might also be able to hold onto it as collectors items in the future.

 

[MC74]

All of those names suck. Badgers on the other hand, is one I could get behind.

 

[Ben]

Apparently they added in two other finalists to bring it up to 6: https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/40291797/new-utah-team-announces-6-finalists-name

Utah Blizzard, Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC), Utah Mammoth, Utah Outlaws, Utah Venom and Utah Yeti.

@Ben you got two more to make: Utah Hockey Club and Utah Venom



Maybe 3 if you feel like it.

I'll see what I can do later.


I have another suggestion for this team name:

Utah ManNowDog.

 

[Rick52]

looks like they're officially the "Utah Hockey Club"

Spoiler

for this next season anyway

Utah Hockey Club officially joins NHL, unveils uniforms, logos | NHL.com

‘Monumental day for the state of Utah,’ team governor Smith says

www.nhl.com

 

[A Punched Face]

looks like they're officially the "Utah Hockey Club"

Spoiler

for this next season anyway

Utah Hockey Club officially joins NHL, unveils uniforms, logos | NHL.com

‘Monumental day for the state of Utah,’ team governor Smith says

www.nhl.com

lol yeah that was already announced. It would be funny if after all the contest stuff that they stick with it instead of going with the Utah Yeti.

 

[Crystal]

Let's go Phoenix!

 

[Jon]

looks like they're officially the "Utah Hockey Club"

Spoiler

for this next season anyway

Utah Hockey Club officially joins NHL, unveils uniforms, logos | NHL.com

‘Monumental day for the state of Utah,’ team governor Smith says

www.nhl.com

Told you they'd take the money route!

 

[A Punched Face]

They literally already said, from the start, that they would play as just "Utah" in the first season before picking a permanent name. Not sure why you think you told us that. It's how it has been reported the whole time. The announcement they really made with this was they chose the official team colors.

 

[Jon]

Don't you take this away from me!

 

[A Punched Face]

Don't you take this away from me!

The Mormons already claimed it.

 

[Jon]

The Mormons already claimed it.

Fucking Mormons... Fucking Sister Wives... Fucking Panthers...

 

[MC74]

When no one else shows up to the game and you still have more people in attendance than at Coyotes games.

 

[Crystal]

When no one else shows up to the game and you still have more people in attendance than at Coyotes games.

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[MC74]

Gonna be fun when the league brings back Arizona & Atlanta. Watch it be no different than the last time.

 

[Crystal]

Gonna be fun when the league brings back Arizona & Atlanta. Watch it be no different than the last time.

Hey, it'll be great when they do that, then we'll know Quebec and Houston will get their teams!

 

[MC74]

Hey, it'll be great when they do that, then we'll know Quebec and Houston will get their teams!

Yeah, but it sure as shit won't stop Buttman from trying again. He's persistent, I'll give him that.

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, but it sure as shit won't stop Buttman from trying again. He's persistent, I'll give him that.

He sure is, and for the money the league pays him you'd think he'd just shut up and take his check.

 

[MC74]

He sure is, and for the money the league pays him you'd think he'd just shut up and take his check.

For as much as he loves talking about growing the game, here's a suggestion: How about y'all start cracking down on the goonery for starters?