Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Quagmire]

what the fuck is that supposed to be?

Worst glory hole ever

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[shortkut]

This response every time Quagmire posts the same meme more than once within a few days of each other is my favoritest thing ever.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

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[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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The ice cream truck around here thinks it's a good idea to come around at 8pm, after I've already put my youngest down to bed.

They don't even go slowly or wait for kids, he just drives through the neighborhood at 20mph blasting the stupid fucking music and then leaves, only to come back 15 minutes later and do it again.

I've never wanted to fist fight an ice cream man before.

 

[Quagmire]

The ice cream truck around here thinks it's a good idea to come around at 8pm, after I've already put my youngest down to bed.

They don't even go slowly or wait for kids, he just drives through the neighborhood at 20mph blasting the stupid fucking music and then leaves, only to come back 15 minutes later and do it again.

I've never wanted to fist fight an ice cream man before.

Maybe they just hate parents

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

@Gloom-is-good

 

[Quagmire]

What Alu has to look forward to

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

I'll tell you who else is into bread

 

[Fool's Requiem]

it wasn't even Quagmire this time, lol

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

it wasn't even Quagmire this time, lol

If he got it FROM quagmire and forgot then that's even funnier.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

I'll tell you who else is into bread

You see... What happened was...

 

[Mark]

If he got it FROM quagmire and forgot then that's even funnier.

Nope. We learned a few pages ago that him and I have similarly curated Facebook feeds. The only difference is the geese.

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Quagmire]

She's a keeper!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ben]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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That's absolutely deliberate.

 

[canadaguy]

At least we know why he put a ring on it

 

[Ben]

I don't get why some women paint their pinky a different color.

Must be a cumslut thing.

 

[Ants!]

That took me a full minute or more.

 

[canadaguy]

That took me a full minute or more.

Pervert card revoked!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Reminds me of this bit, particularly the part that starts around 1:10.

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

This means if I ever take my foot off the sphincter pedal I'll shit myself?

 

[Mark]

This means if I ever take my foot off the sphincter pedal I'll shit myself?

Yes. Throttle, clutch, release, shit, clutch, shift.

 

[canadaguy]

This means if I ever take my foot off the sphincter pedal I'll shit myself?

If you were even able to have your body make shit to begin with

 

[Ants!]

Which button makes me jizz, I want to get one of these for it.

 

[Mark]

Which button makes me jizz, I want to get one of these for it.

Reminds me of a fucked up version of "would you rather?" my old co-workers would play in the company Slack chat involving expected erections versus unexpected ejaculations...

I.e. Would you rather have an expected erection in a crowded elevator full of nuns, or would you rather have an unexpected ejaculation at a midnight release line for GTAVI?

 

[canadaguy]

Reminds me of a fucked up version of "would you rather?" my old co-workers would play in the company Slack chat involving expected erections versus unexpected ejaculations...

I.e. Would you rather have an expected erection in a crowded elevator full of nuns, or would you rather have an unexpected ejaculation at a midnight release line for GTAVI?

The nuns.


I don't want to out of the house that late.

 

[Ants!]

Reminds me of a fucked up version of "would you rather?" my old co-workers would play in the company Slack chat involving expected erections versus unexpected ejaculations...

I.e. Would you rather have an expected erection in a crowded elevator full of nuns, or would you rather have an unexpected ejaculation at a midnight release line for GTAVI?

I don't play GTA and I don't like walking around in soiled underwear, but I'd do that first option even if you didn't make me.

 

[Quagmire]

Which button makes me jizz, I want to get one of these for it.

 

[Quagmire]