Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

She's like a puppet.

 

[Quagmire]

She's like a puppet.

 

[Kat]

Does your mom like a finger in the bum?

Probably tbh. And I'd rather not know the details!

 

[Ants!]

When mom called you pain in the ass she meant it as a compliment.

 

[Ants!]

Some new parent advice for @A Maybe Baker

 

[canadaguy]

Fuck where was this advice when my kids were babies

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Kat]

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Looking at cocks makes you want to masturbate? Sounds like this should be in the gay thread.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[finlandguy]

 

[shortkut]

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You don’t always make sense at first

 

[finlandguy]

You don’t always make sense at first

 

[Ants!]

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Man this is quite literally me, because I decided recently I need to get back to being a more chill person who doesn't get angry at small shit and then I catch myself yelling at my windshield for almost a minute before remembering and I'm like oh yeah, calm down.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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Between Corn Flakes and Graham crackers, I dunno which inventor is the most sexually frustrated.

Looking at cocks makes you want to masturbate? Sounds like this should be in the gay thread.

Speaking of... Here's a notification I got from Walmart this morning.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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Ever get fire ants in your boots while working outside? Furious little bastards...

 

[Ants!]

That's what you get for that thing you said that one time!

 

[Mark]

That's what you get for that thing you said that one time!

That sure does narrow it down.

 

[Ants!]

Like when you're at a redneck bar and say hey look at that person with the messed up teeth and you're like "you'll have to be more specific".

 

[Mark]

Like when you're at a redneck bar and say hey look at that person with the messed up teeth and you're like "you'll have to be more specific".

I quit going to that bar when they changed the name to "The Cockeyed Cow"...

You can see the name in the reflection.

 

[Ants!]

I stopped going to "ride the bull" because I didn't want someone to post pics of me in the gay thread.

 

[Mark]

I stopped going to "ride the bull" because I didn't want someone to post pics of me in the gay thread.

We have (or... had, I dunno if it still exists, and I don't know how it ever did in downtown Baltimore) a PBR. The cover charge was well worth going there stoned as fuck and watching the drunk girls eat foam-covered railings at Mach Fuck You speeds after being launched off of the mechanical bull.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

You know who else is into bread

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Ants!]

You know who else is into bread

This response every time Quagmire posts the same meme more than once within a few days of each other is my favoritest thing ever.

 

[Mark]

This response every time Quagmire posts the same meme more than once within a few days of each other is my favoritest thing ever.

Poor Quagmire... We're watching the guy lose his marbles day by day.

 

[Quagmire]

This response every time Quagmire posts the same meme more than once within a few days of each other is my favoritest thing ever.

It's hard to keep track, some I delete, but some I keep

It's not an easy job being a meme farmer

 

[Quagmire]

Poor Quagmire... We're watching the guy lose his marbles day by day.

 

[Ants!]

It's hard to keep track, some I delete, but some I keep

It's not an easy job being a meme farmer

It's cool man, the whole thing makes me laugh just as hard as most of the memes in this thread.

 

[Quagmire]

It's cool man, the whole thing makes me laugh just as hard as most of the memes in this thread.

Yep!

Just think, in the old GW I would have been banned for shit posting/post padding, nope just losing my memory as the world burns around us

 

[Mark]

It's cool man, the whole thing makes me laugh just as hard as most of the memes in this thread.

 

[Ants!]

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He memed so much he eventually became one.

 

[Mark]

He memed so much he eventually became one.

 

[Mark]

 

[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]

This response every time Quagmire posts the same meme more than once within a few days of each other is my favoritest thing ever.

I think it's spread out from here though too.

No one is safe from the bread

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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[Ants!]

Reminds me of how a bunch of conservatives went to a Rage Against the Machine concert recently and got angry at how woke they "became", despite not playing any new songs