Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Kat]

Lobstsir??

 

[Quagmire]

Lobstsir??

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Dumb goose in the parking lot just hissed at me like it thinks it can take me in a fight lol.

 

[shortkut]

Dumb goose in the parking lot just hissed at me like it thinks it can take me in a fight lol.

I want a video of you giving it a beat down (or the other way around. I’m easy)

 

[Kat]

Dumb goose in the parking lot just hissed at me like it thinks it can take me in a fight lol.

You think it can't?

 

[finlandguy]

Dumb goose in the parking lot just hissed at me like it thinks it can take me in a fight lol.

Remember, you gotta assert dominance, and then grab it by the goose neck to give it a yeet.

 

[Ants!]

I want a video of you giving it a beat down (or the other way around. I’m easy)

It came close to that, I held up my lunchbox read to swing it at it if I needed to, but then it decided to stroll away (though lazily and unafraid).

Edit: also, based on where I was positioned at the time, it would have been on one of the cameras, so a video would have also been possible if it came to that.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dumb goose in the parking lot just hissed at me like it thinks it can take me in a fight lol.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

The problem with this is I would TOTALLY try a T-Rex steak, just as long as somebody else kills it.

 

[Nae'blis]

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The problem with this is I would TOTALLY try a T-Rex steak, just as long as somebody else kills it.

Oh, I would too!

But what I really want to eat, is that giant-ass rack of ribs in the Flintstones intro...

 

[Ants!]

Oh, I would too!

But what I really want to eat, is that giant-ass rack of ribs in the Flintstones intro...

I was thinking more like young Gohan.

 

[Mark]

Oh, I would too!

But what I really want to eat, is that giant-ass rack of ribs in the Flintstones intro...

Throw in the company of some crying vegans, and I'm in.

 

[Nae'blis]

Throw in the company of some crying vegans, and I'm in.

Sounds like the ideal dinner!

 

[canadaguy]

T-Rex is swoll AF, so his meat gonna be fucking tough

 

[Mark]

T-Rex is swoll AF, so his meat gonna be fucking tough

That's probably why they had Bronto-burgers on the show... You know those bastards had the right meat to fat ratio.

 

[finlandguy]

 

[shortkut]

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Everywhere except America

 

[finlandguy]

Everywhere except America

The only good thing that came out of that is

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

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The problem with this is I would TOTALLY try a T-Rex steak, just as long as somebody else kills it.

I'm delicious.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

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This is the dopamine that sustains me day to day. Just happened last week and it made me scream cathartically in the back room.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

This is the dopamine that sustains me day to day. Just happened last week and it made me scream cathartically in the back room.

We do know you love this thread!

 

[Kat]

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This reminds me of an incident that happened the other day: my girlfriend and I were talking and she mentioned that most Miatas she sees are green. I said that's weird, they only made green Miatas for one year back in like the 90s. I personally haven't seen a green Miata in years, which I also told her. She explained that she must be biased because the two people she knows with Miatas drive green ones.

Some important context here: I am one of the two people she knows with a Miata, and green is my least favorite color, which she is well aware of. I had JUST told her I hadn't seen a green Miata in years. My car is NOT green. There's NO reason to think it's green! Nonetheless, she insisted that everybody we know in common believes it is green until I did a poll to prove her wrong.

Anyway, long story short, she would 100% do something like that to me.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Wait so @Kat your Miata is NOT green? What color is it then?

 

[A Maybe Baker]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

This reminds me of an incident that happened the other day: my girlfriend and I were talking and she mentioned that most Miatas she sees are green. I said that's weird, they only made green Miatas for one year back in like the 90s. I personally haven't seen a green Miata in years, which I also told her. She explained that she must be biased because the two people she knows with Miatas drive green ones.

Some important context here: I am one of the two people she knows with a Miata, and green is my least favorite color, which she is well aware of. I had JUST told her I hadn't seen a green Miata in years. My car is NOT green. There's NO reason to think it's green! Nonetheless, she insisted that everybody we know in common believes it is green until I did a poll to prove her wrong.

Anyway, long story short, she would 100% do something like that to me.

The only thing I'm taking from this story is that you own a Miata and I'm jealous that I don't have one because I already own one unpractical car and I can actually fit in that one.

 

[dimmerwit]

My mum's neighbour has a Fiat 124 Spider which I have to say looks very nice. It's more or less the same car as the MX5 just with a different body.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

My mum's neighbour has a Fiat 124 Spider which I have to say looks very nice. It's more or less the same car as the MX5 just with a different body.

those things are basically Miatas with Fiat stylings. It's probably the most reliable Fiat you can ever own.

 

[Kat]

Wait so @Kat your Miata is NOT green? What color is it then?

It's black with pink flames (I bought it that way, don't judge me), although it's admittedly pretty dirty, so I wouldn't fault somebody for thinking it was more grey. But it's still obviously NOT green!

I wish, they only made a few thousand orange ones for their 30th anniversary and I didn't hear about it until they were sold out.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[shortkut]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

That bedspread is the shit.

 

[Mark]

That bedspread is the shit.

I dunno, man... That has itchy "bed in a bag" written all over it. We're sophisticated now, we need thread counts as high as me.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

It's probably made with polyester.

Polyester is the devil.

 

[shortkut]

It's probably made with polyester.

Polyester is the devil.

Not all polyesters are created equal

 

[Gloom-is-good]

It's black with pink flames (I bought it that way, don't judge me)

If I got to choose my car color, black with pink flames would be exactly it. I'm not even being sarcastic. I was just talking to some of my coworkers about my preferred car color and said "I want flames on the side"