Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Nae'blis]

Plays wicked flute solo

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

Laszlo Cravensworth would be one hell of a D&D character name.

 

[canadaguy]

Laszlo Cravensworth would be one hell of a D&D character name.

I'm more partial to a name like Jackie Daytona

 

[Jon]

I'm more partial to a name like Jackie Daytona

That sounds like a name out of Boogie Nights.

 

[canadaguy]

Sounds like a regular human bartender to me

 

[canadaguy]

The kind of guy that would raise funds for the local girls volleyball team so that they can go to the stage finals

 

[Jon]

The kind of guy that would raise funds for the local girls volleyball team so that they can go to the stage finals

I feel like this has become personal.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Kat]

Personally I'd be satisfied with them all going to space and leaving the rest of us alone, forever.

 

[Crystal]

Technically we only need to send them up, right? We don't need to worry about life support, a destination or bringing them back down...

 

[Quagmire]

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Mark]

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[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Aliens destroying the earth is line 24/7 and I'm not necessarily living a bad life with a soul sucking job.

An alien invasion would be fun. Would also potentially actually bring the people of this planet together against a similar enemy. Let's all be xenophobic together.... against organisms from another world.

 

[Mark]

Aliens destroying the earth is line 24/7 and I'm not necessarily living a bad life with a soul sucking job.

An alien invasion would be fun. Would also potentially actually bring the people of this planet together against a similar enemy. Let's all be xenophobic together.... against organisms from another world.

Nothing brings people together like hate.

 

[canadaguy]

Aliens destroying the earth is line 24/7 and I'm not necessarily living a bad life with a soul sucking job.

An alien invasion would be fun. Would also potentially actually bring the people of this planet together against a similar enemy. Let's all be xenophobic together.... against organisms from another world.

I don't like our chances. We'd be against an enemy that is VASTLY ahead of us technologically. And this time Jeff Goldblum isn't going to be able to write a virus to stop them.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I don't like our chances. We'd be against an enemy that is VASTLY ahead of us technologically. And this time Jeff Goldblum isn't going to be able to write a virus to stop them.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Don't worry they'd catch a cold they have no immunity to and just die.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

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[Ben]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

Why did they feel the need to censor rub?

 

[shortkut]

Why did they feel the need to censor rub?

Back ribs

 

[canadaguy]

Because you aren't allowed to swear on the internet

 

[Nae'blis]

Because you aren't allowed to swear on the internet

Shit, you're fucking right. Fuck!

 

[Mark]

Why did they feel the need to censor rub?

Thank Meta for that. For a while there, they were even censoring profanity-adjacent words. I saw someone censor the "job" in "blowjob" before and knew the end times were near.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Shit, you're fucking right. Fuck!

I'm telling mom.

 

[Crystal]

I'm telling mom.

Kids! Watch you language!

Fucking hell.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

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No shit shits quite like a post coffee shit, though.

 

[Nae'blis]

No shit shits quite like a post coffee shit, though.

It's the shit.

 

[canadaguy]

Coffee doesn't make me have to poop, at least not to the extent that I've noticed it.

Now walking into a bookstore on the other hand.....

 

[Mark]

Coffee doesn't make me have to poop, at least not to the extent that I've noticed it.

Now walking into a bookstore on the other hand.....

I can't really blame the coffee, either, it just so happens that I have a routine.

I've heard the bookstore one before, but I can't remember where... Apparently that's one we can blame the brain for, because it's a place where people feel comfortable enough to shit.

 

[canadaguy]

It even has a name

Mariko Aoki phenomenon - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Quagmire]