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Everyone stop what you're doing! It's happening! GW's own Alu is having a baby!! Come and congratulate him here: Need some help identifying this picture.
We're so happy for you, Alu!You don't believe me? Man, you got some trust issues.3 people alive 1 person on trial: what's the jury size?
And what's to stop them from immediately killing the person tagged if/when we agree to this, thus making it a 0% chance of a citizen win?That's precisely why the bomber has tagged you, but has chosen not to kill you until tomorrow.
In that case, we renegotiate and change votes. Simple as.And what's to stop them from immediately killing the person tagged if/when we agree to this, thus making it a 0% chance of a citizen win?
And what could a result of that negotiation be?In that case, we renegotiate and change votes. Simple as.
This is the only chance the city has. Do you take it?And what could a result of that negotiation be?
It would be 1-2-1 at that point. To even it out, you'd be executed at trial. 1-1-1.
What scenario could end with a city win at that point? The instant one other player dies the city loses. Either the whole mafia is eliminated and the bomber wins instantly, or the bomber is eliminated and the Mafia has equal numbers to the town, Mafia wins. If the citizen dies the Bomber wins.
The instant the city goes down to 1 person, the city loses.
Smacktard has failed to perform his Tell!You don't believe me? Man, you got some trust issues.
Alright, in the spirit of trust-building: @VashTheStampede do the thing.
How is it a chance if it's 0%?This is the only chance the city has. Do you take it?
I am telling you that if the game goes any other way, citizens have a 0% chance. This is the Don's guarantee.How is it a chance if it's 0%?
The bomber has a chance to win if he blows a citizen up. Just needs to convince the other citizen to arrest the mafia member.I am telling you that if the game goes any other way, citizens have a 0% chance. This is the Don's guarantee.
If you follow our plan, there's at least a possibility that the bomber, seeing he has no chance to win, does not blow a townie up today.
I think your slim chance for a win is here, counting on the bomber realizing it's game over for them anyway, and fading quietly away. I doubt the town will be sympathetic to the bomber after he torpedoes his chances. This is, in my view, the only way the town has a chance of winning.Your plan now:0%>0% chance the city wins (because the bomberwouldperhaps decides not to make things go boom)...
You keep hanging on to this, but I promise you it's not happening. It's not slim. It's 0%.What you're proposing basically guarantees the bomber kills a citizen today. My plan gives the bomber a really good chance of winning, with a very slim chance of the city winning.
It wouldn't be over for the bomber if they kill a citizen, how do you not see this?I think your slim chance for a win is here, counting on the bomber realizing it's game over for them anyway, and fading quietly away. I doubt the town will be sympathetic to the bomber after he torpedoes his chances. This is, in my view, the only way the town has a chance of winning.
You keep hanging on to this, but I promise you it's not happening. It's not slim. It's 0%.
I reiterate:It wouldn't be over for the bomber if they kill a citizen, how do you not see this?
Sounds like the mafia is sympathetic to the bomber despite the bomber killing two mafia members.I reiterate:
I doubt the town will be sympathetic to the bomber after he torpedoes their* [*correction] chances.
I also reiterate:
Otherwise, it's 0% chance you win. The Don guarantees it.
I don't see why we ought to reward a town that has made the wrong decision at virtually every turn. The best you deserve is a role of the dice.Sounds like the mafia is sympathetic to the bomber despite the bomber killing two mafia members.
I don't see why I should reward a mafia at all when you're trying to convince me giving you a shot to win is in my best interest.I don't see why we ought to reward a town that has made the wrong decision at virtually every turn. The best you deserve is a role of the dice.
The term "mutually beneficial" means nothing to you?I don't see why I should reward a mafia at all when you're trying to convince me giving you a shot to win is in my best interest.
In that case, what have you got to lose? Vote yourself for jail, and if one of you goes "boom", vote with the bomber instead for Zell and give the bomber the game, as you want. I've already told you Zell's the remaining mafia.the Bomber deserves the win for being the only person (until possibly later today) to kill any mafia members.
Zell posted more times than Tubby yesterday. Are you saying Zell is the Bomber?There's a chance the bomber tagged mafia.
If you don't believe me, there's a chance he is.Zell posted more times than Tubby yesterday. Are you saying Zell is the Bomber?
Only if he decides to pull the trigger, and is ABLE to pull the trigger. And in that case, the game will go to the bomber, just like you would like. And I'm telling you the bomber is Tubby, so just vote for Zell.Also if we vote for ourselves, it gives the bomber a 0% chance of winning and therefore a 100% chance of blowing someone up.
Come on, think this through. What if he thought I was bluffing and tagged him because of that? There's always a possibility. That's what makes your chances better than 0%. You thought I was bluffing about being the Don. You still think I'm bluffing about Zell being mafia. You only know I wasn't bluffing about shortkut in retrospect.You publicly stated "I'll see you in the dead thread" to shortkut yesterday, why would the bomber tag him?
Nah - I just think it amounts to you missing what's in plain sight:You still think I'm bluffing about Zell being mafia
Fine. Then you have nothing to lose by attempting to vote for yourselves. Either you pull it off and you actually have a 50/50 shot of winning because the bomber really had tagged shortkut, or, again, you just give the game to the bomber like you intend to.The bomber is going to win this game unless you decide otherwise.
Nah I'm actually just waiting to have time to read your essays from earlier to see if you wordsmithed your way into a chance. I do like me some good story telling.Actually, I think you know there's a chance that the town still wins using the method I outlined.
I think you just want the mafia to lose so badly that you don't even want to even acknowledge the possibility that that chance exists for yourselves.
Trust me: it's better than the other obnoxious tripe I've been shitting this thread up withNah I'm actually just waiting to have time to read your essays from earlier to see if you wordsmithed your way into a chance. I do like me some good story telling.
Is this supposed to make me want to support your cause?But then, that wouldn't be the first dumb mistake the City made this game.
My cause of... giving you a possible way to win? I dunno man, but if not, I REALLY hope Tubby tagged 'kut last night, because if so that'd be fucking hilarious. And would be very on-brand for this game.Is this supposed to make me want to support your cause?
They both involve killing Kelly.I mean you are asking me which plan I like when one includes killing someone?
Aww I see. Yeah I think it being listed only as a plus on one side threw me.They both involve killing Kelly.
Why would I do that literally this instant when EVERYONE CAN POST now?Now is the part where you vote for Zell and give the game to the mad bomber.
Why would I do that literally this instant when EVERYONE CAN POST now?
Get them stats. Make the case.
It's 5.45am Eastern but yes the bomber certainly is madNew achievement unlocked: Last Eric/k standing
Also Tubby is online and Zell is not. 2:45 Eastern is an interesting time to plan ahead in terms of "blow up person" but I suppose to role does specify the person is mad.
@VashTheStampede how far through the day phase are we now? Like 9 and a half hours in?
At least I haven't been blowing people up indiscriminatelyFirstly: Jury vote Guilty - Kelly has been a very naughty boy
Wait till you see the manifesto![]()
"DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT"
Okay, here's my case:
Mafia played the town like a fiddle. I don't think we deserve to lose just because FR fucked up and didn't paying attention to his post count.
Also that RP write-up made a good in-universe case for handing the game to the Mafia. Prosperity! Working together-ness! All that jazz.
The sins of you and your brethren have led to the fall of this once great CityAt least I haven't been blowing people up indiscriminately![]()
I mean it seemed to work for dearly departed @canadaguy in the last game. Maybe you should have tried it Mr. Oh Wait I Killed a Bunch of People with Chlamydia.At least I haven't been blowing people up indiscriminately![]()
Curse you, bomberman! *shakes fist*The sins of you and your brethren have led to the fall of this once great City