GW Mario Party

[The Flame]

Ah, the drinking debuff. Boo collects 6 coins from the blue space. I'm not going to check, but it feels like people have been rolling 1s like crazy lately.

Scoreboard
7th: Ben/Toad: x1, x28, Items: Skeleton Key, Boo Bell
6th: VashTheStampede/Boom Boom: x2, x7, Items: Skeleton Key
2nd: Spiner202/Yoshi: x2, x68, Items: Lucky Charm
4th: shortkut/Boo: x2, x36, Items: Dueling Glove
1st: Jon/Dry Bones: x4, x21
3rd: Rick52/Luigi: x2, x32, Items: Koopa Kard
5th: Nae'blis/Goomba: x2, x16, Items: Cellular Shopper
8th: Gloom-is-good/Lumalee: x1, x12, Items: Reverse Mushroom

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DRY BONES START!​

@Jon

 

[Jon]

Just staying in my circle of life.

 

[The Flame]

Just staying in my circle of life.

Dry Bones moves forward 4 spaces, landing on a Happening Space. ...The ground begins to rumble, and sand overflows from the nearby pit, dragging Dry Bones and Toad into it. Shortly after, the pair are spit out from the pit on the other side of the board.



...Ending his turn on the same place as two other players, meaning it's time for a duel!

@Jon Not only do you get to decide how many coins you and your opponent are wagering (maximum of 21), but because there are multiple other people on the space, you also get to choose which of the two you want to duel: Boo or Toad?

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

Because Ben responded, I'll choose Toad. And I'm paying 10 coins for some lovin'

 

[Ben]

You gonna fight me over kut?

 

[Jon]

You gonna fight me over kut?

I was gonna choose kut, but you put up a gif. Recency bias.

Plus, I'm lovin' not fightin'. That's why I chose you.

 

[Ben]

I was gonna choose kut, but you put up a gif. Recency bias.

Because you kidnapped me.

Plus, I'm lovin' not fightin'. That's why I chose you.

Uhhh... I might prefer to be beaten while kidnapped, not subjected to your lovin'...

You also forced 10 coins out of my pocket. Kidnap isn't okay if you also mug them.

 

[shortkut]

Kidnap isn't okay if you also mug them.

Fee for service

 

[Jon]

Because you kidnapped me.


Uhhh... I might prefer to be beaten while kidnapped, not subjected to your lovin'...

You also forced 10 coins out of my pocket. Kidnap isn't okay if you also mug them.

But I might be giving them to you for services rendered. Don't seem so glum.

 

[Ben]

But I might be giving them to you for services rendered. Don't seem so glum.

Throwing money at someone after abusing them doesn't make it okay.

Dry Bones is a Republican.

 

[The Flame]

The fun part is that both of Jon's choices have a means to rob him in some way if they lose.
The battle goomba comes by and takes 10 coins from each of you. He then puts on a dapper pink suit and top hat, and takes the two of you to a casino table. Goomba likes to gamba.

Toad Vs. Dry Bones

20-Coin Duel Mini-Game!
Goomba's Chip Flip
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How to Play
Twenty chips of varying point values lie face down on a table before you. Players will alternate choosing a chip to flip over, and adding its point value to their score. The first player to reach 50 points, or has the most points after the last chip is taken wins (I'll try and cut it off early if I notice one player can no longer win, but no promises).

Here are the point values (obviously not in these locations):

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I've randomly selected who goes first, and @Jon won the coin flip. Please choose your first chip, then tag Ben.
I don't wanna make people wait for me to update the board/scores, so most times I'll probably just do it after both of you have picked one. In fact, if you want to speedrun things, you could always just keep going back and forth and I'll catch up when I can.

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[Jon]

I'll choose B4...

Because I chose love with @Ben before war with Kut.

 

[Ben]

I'll choose B4...

Because I chose love with @Ben before war with Kut.

I'll C2 your downfall.

 

[The Flame]

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5 points all around

Dry Bones: 5
Toad: 5

@Jon

 

[Jon]

I'll bring some A1 sauce for the steak for my last meal, @Ben

 

[Ben]

I'll bring some A1 sauce for the steak for my last meal, @Ben

Assuming you're wondering if the points actually do match up to the "obviously not in these locations" image, I thought that wA2.

 

[Jon]

Kut would have just blown me up with C4

@Ben

EDIT - No I wasn't, lol. I didn't even pay attention to the values, tbh lol.

I've winged it this entire game.

EDIT 2 - I was literally trying to just be punny

 

[Ben]

I've winged it this entire game.

I stole TDs skin. I'm not D1 you think I am.

 

[Jon]

I stole TDs skin. I'm not D1 you think I am.

I cannot A4'd to keep up with this charade!

 

[Ben]

I cannot A4'd to keep up with this charade!

That's because (I assumed) you don't have D4skin.

Also in case you though this was connect 4, blocked.

 

[Jon]

That's because (I assumed) you don't have D4skin.

Also in case you though this was connect 4, blocked.

You give me far too much credit.

Also, I claim D3 was an underrated movie in the Mighty Ducks Franchise.