GW Mario Party

[Jon]

I ain't sharting. My sphincter is more noble than that.

But I've definitely claimed "I stepped on a duck" several times.

More like several ducks, comically timed with each step. Duck shoes, if you will.

Symphony of Ducks.

Duckestra.

Musical Quacks.

 

[The Flame]

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Luigi makes a dash for Door A, unlocks it, and quickly closes it behind him.
Boo heads for Door F and does the same.
Lumalee follows suit through Door D, barring it from the other side.
Those 3 are safe, and their doors are blocked off.

Yoshi and Goomba both make a mad dash for Door G.
@Spiner202 @Nae'blis Roll a D100 to see who is faster.
The winner will be escape the room. The loser will be in danger as other players come back to their senses.

 

[Nae'blis]

Edit: ..........shit.

 

[Spiner202]

I think I can beat 16

Edit: well this is embarrassing.

 

[The Flame]

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Goomba escapes through Door G.
Here's where it gets a little funky.

@Spiner202 : Choose a new door to exit through. Doesn't have to be in PM since you're the only one with a key right now.
@Jon , @Ben , @VashTheStampede : You guys have now recovered from being punched. When you PM me, you can either choose which key to grab OR attempt to attack Yoshi for his.
The hostile route will let you escape immediately if you win, but losing the fight will stun you again.

 

[shortkut]

 

[Spiner202]

Door E please.

 

[Nae'blis]

I have no clue how to edit GIFs, so you'll have to imagine he says Goomba instead of Milhouse.

 

[The Flame]

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More violence! YIPPEEEE!

Yoshi heads for Door E, but a challenger approaches.

@VashTheStampede and @Spiner202

Dry Bones and Toad both head for Key 1.
@Jon @Ben

D100s all around please.

 

[Spiner202]

This time will go better.

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

Fine, you can have it, Ben!

 

[Jon]

Or not, the dice gods said no

 

[Ben]

 

[VashTheStampede]

This time will go better.

Well then that leaves me with one choice.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Dice we need to have a chat

 

[Jon]

Dice we need to have a chat

 

[The Flame]

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Yoshi is too fast for Boom Boom and tail whips him out of the way, escaping through Door E.
Dry Bones knocks the little mushroom man's block off and runs off with the key. Both remaining players are stunned, so he freely escapes through Door B because B is for bones.

@Ben and @VashTheStampede
There aint room in this door fer the both of ya.
One more dungeon master d100 roll off to determine who makes it out.
(Also I got a lot of shit to do this week so next update to set up the next room will probably take a while)

 

[Ben]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[shortkut]

 

[Ben]

 

[Jon]

Door B because B is for bones.

 

[The Flame]

Boom Boom knocks Toad to the ground and escapes with the key.
Toad is eliminated, taking 8th place.


Everyone finds themselves in a new room with identical keys and doors, because aint no way I was making all the star and heart variants.


@Rick52 @Jon @VashTheStampede @Gloom-is-good @Spiner202 @shortkut @Nae'blis
Time to send in a new key choice.

 

[The Flame]

Yoshi grabs Key 2
Lumalee grabs Key 3
Dry Bones grabs Key 6...

and we got an all-out brawl for Key 5:
@Rick52 @VashTheStampede @Nae'blis @shortkut
Time to roll a d100. Only one's making it out of the fatal four-way.

 

[Jon]

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Rick52]

and heeeeere comes the 1

edit it was spiritually a 1

 

[shortkut]

 

[Nae'blis]