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Thanks! I'm pretty sure my husband has them but it's just not really my genre of games. I like to press 2-3 buttons max
I stay in my Overcooked! and Harvest Moon lane.
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Thanks! I'm pretty sure my husband has them but it's just not really my genre of games. I like to press 2-3 buttons max
Actually 1 & 2 might work for you they're basic, point, click, shoot or talk to
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I still won't play it. I'm not a fan of online MMO's. I just can't be bothered lol. I'd rather play Starfield despite all of the hate it gets.
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I felt the same way until I just bit the bullet and played by myself. I got Fallout 1st for a free month trial and just blew through the game in a month on a private server by myself. By the end of it, I started trying out public servers, and since there's only a max of like 30 people per server, it's pretty rare to run into others outside of events or player camps. I ended up putting two solid years into the game I once hated. It's been a while since I've logged on now, back on Fallout 4 playthroughs, but I plan to go back. If you can get a free trial of the Fallout 1st whenever they run a promo, I highly suggest you give it another chance. But to each their own, I know it's not for everyone and totally understand if it's just not for you. I couldn't sustain my thirst for lore by reading the wikis, I had to eventually play and it was one of the best gaming decisions I've ever made, no exaggerations.
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‘Fallout’: Macaulay Culkin Joins Season 2 Of Prime Video Series
Macaulay Culkin has joined the Season 2 cast of Fallout, Prime Video's breakout series from Kilter Films, in a recurring role
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‘Fallout’: Macaulay Culkin Joins Season 2 Of Prime Video Series
Macaulay Culkin has joined the Season 2 cast of Fallout, Prime Video's breakout series from Kilter Films, in a recurring role
If they don’t have an Easter egg of him setting up elaborately goofy traps, I ain’t gonna be happy.
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Same! It's ripe for it
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I had just told Christina like 10 minutes ago "put him in a vault with a bunch of booby traps"
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Pedro Pascal is
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The crossover we didn’t know we needed. Kevin McAllister wakes up in Vault 420 on Christmas morning and nobody’s there. Two bumbling raiders try to gain entry. He has no firepower, so he tar and feathers one with sweet rolls and asbestos. The other? Turns to a ghoul, loses his shit and gets torched by a Mr. Handy arm blow-torching a vault door.
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Yeah. This or Arcade Gannon. If they go for a new character entirely, that's fine... But it would be cool to see someone known.
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I forgot what happened in season 1...
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Yep, don't remember it. But this is incorporating New Vegas, so I'm in.
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Big bomb. Everything bad. Girl in vault sees slaughterfest and sees daddy get taken away. BoS squire steals armour from his dead knight and pretends to be dead knight. BoS squire and ghoul man both want bounty on scientist man. Scientist man dies. Girl from vault takes head of scientist man to deliver to scientist lady and create cold fusion. Big mutant creature swallows head of scientist man. Ghoul man saves girl from vault but loses important chems. BoS squire kills big mutant creature and takes head of scientist man. Ghoul man sells girl from vault to organ harvesters to exchange for important chems. Ghoul man collapses due to lack of important chems. Girl from vault escapes organ harvesters and saves ghoul man with replacement important chems. BoS squire admits lying and replacement squire takes head of scientist man. BoS squire and girl from vault team up. Team enters nice vault. Nice vault turns out to be a cult. Cult vault actually turns out to be nice vault after all. Team is banished to surface. Replacement squire is becoming a ghoul. Replacement squire gives up head of scientist man to team. Girl from vault continues as BoS squire distracts BoS. Everyone learns VaultTec has bad juju. Nice brother of girl in vault discovers VaultTec execs were in the connecting vault. Nice brother is trapped by brain machine overseer. Girl from vault delivers head to scientist lady. Girl from vault discovers daddy accidentally nuked mommy, turning her into bad mommy ghoul. BoS has big fight with forces of scientist lady. Girl from vault shoots bad mommy ghoul and escapes with ghoul man. Scientist woman creates cold fusion but dies. BoS squire gets street cred for killing scientist lady.
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It was more to say... punctuation and paragraphs. But there were no GIFs for that.
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I thought it was obvious that it was a comedic continuation of Quagmire's oversimplified summary but clearly it missed the mark.
That said, whilst the paragraphs point is valid I think it's properly punctuated. The only sentence that requires a comma has one and the short and simple nature of the sentences means that it's very easy to read.
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In the spirit of easy reading, I asked my artificial lil' bitch to rewrite it as a rap.
Vault Rhymes: Cold Fusion Confusion
Big bomb drop, world gone wrong,
Vault girl watches the slaughter drag on.
Daddy snatched, chaos in the zone,
BoS squire steals armor, claims the throne.
Ghoul man lurks, bounty in his sights,
Scientist man caught in deadly fights.
Girl grabs the head, fusion in her plan,
Mutant swallows it — ain't part of the scam.
Ghoul man saves her, chems run dry,
BoS squire slays beast, head reclaimed, no lie.
Ghoul trades girl for chems, heartless deal,
Collapses in pain, truth starts to peel.
Vault girl escapes, chems in hand,
Saves ghoul man, makes her stand.
BoS squire confesses, mask removed,
New squire steps in, mission approved.
Team-up time, vault looks sweet,
Turns out cultish, not elite.
But twist again — it's actually chill,
'Til surface banishment breaks the thrill.
New squire's ghoulin', skin turns grey,
Hands off the head, fades away.
Vault girl sneaks while BoS distracts,
VaultTec secrets — shady contracts.
Brother finds execs in the vault next door,
Trapped by a brain machine, can't ignore.
Girl delivers head, fusion's near,
But truth hits hard — mommy nuked, unclear.
Mommy's a ghoul now, twisted fate,
Girl pulls the trigger, seals her state.
BoS clashes with science crew,
Fusion born, but lady's through.
BoS squire gets his fame,
Vault girl walks from the flame.
Cold fusion sparked, but hearts still scarred,
In the wasteland, survival's hard.
Vault Rhymes: Cold Fusion Confusion Big bomb drop, world gone wrong,
Vault girl watches the slaughter drag on.
Daddy snatched, chaos in the zone,
BoS squire steals armor, claims the throne.
Ghoul man lurks, bounty in his sights,
Scientist man caught in deadly fights.
Girl grabs the head, fusion in her plan,
Mutant swallows it — ain't part of the scam.
Ghoul man saves her, chems run dry,
BoS squire slays beast, head reclaimed, no lie.
Ghoul trades girl for chems, heartless deal,
Collapses in pain, truth starts to peel.
Vault girl escapes, chems in hand,
Saves ghoul man, makes her stand.
BoS squire confesses, mask removed,
New squire steps in, mission approved.
Team-up time, vault looks sweet,
Turns out cultish, not elite.
But twist again — it's actually chill,
'Til surface banishment breaks the thrill.
New squire's ghoulin', skin turns grey,
Hands off the head, fades away.
Vault girl sneaks while BoS distracts,
VaultTec secrets — shady contracts.
Brother finds execs in the vault next door,
Trapped by a brain machine, can't ignore.
Girl delivers head, fusion's near,
But truth hits hard — mommy nuked, unclear.
Mommy's a ghoul now, twisted fate,
Girl pulls the trigger, seals her state.
BoS clashes with science crew,
Fusion born, but lady's through.
BoS squire gets his fame,
Vault girl walks from the flame.
Cold fusion sparked, but hearts still scarred,
In the wasteland, survival's hard.
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Yeah, it's fine grammatically. Thanks for the synopsis, seriously.
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Some dingle fallout fan page keeps pushing that the snake oil salesman is Culkin.... the guy we have seen in season one played by Jon Daly. A completely different guy lol. I saw the ear post, but I think he looks way too much like Arcade Gannon to be anyone else. Can go either way still.
The trailer showed a lot I'm excited for. Primarily, I'm really into the pre-war stuff. Cooper Howard's story is my favorite so far - it reminds me of the protagonist of Fallout 4 (Nate/John Fallout). Cooper meeting House, seeing the Lucky 38 interior in pristine condition. I'm ready for that shit.