Come up with new usernames for me

[Crystal]

Allergic to Aluten

 

[shortkut]

Alligators all around

 

[Ben]

American Angina

Aspartame Additive

AI Admonishment

Asphalt Ass Fault

A Lego Ahegao

Aard And Axii

 

[Zell 17]

Alu15

 

[Mark]

Alu15

That name sucks. I’m sure people can come up with hundreds of names to use instead…

 

[Smacktard]

Hit'em with a name no one will expect:
Alu

 

[Ben]

Hit'em with a name no one will expect:
Alu

That's what the punk registered here with originally. Like we'd let that stand.

 

[Jawneh]

A nut for a jar of tuna

 

[Smacktard]

That's what the punk registered here with originally. Like we'd let that stand.

Might be good for a throwback Thursday nonetheless

 

[Nae'blis]

How about Asslu? Short and sweet!

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

A Barf Bag

 

[shortkut]

How about Asslu? Short and sweet!

A short but sweet lover

 

[Mark]

How about Asslu? Short and sweet!

Is that near Oslo?

 

[Nae'blis]

Is that near Oslo?

You know, I think it might be!

 

[Mark]

I’m disappointed… 24 hours later and nothing really pops out.

 

[shortkut]

I’m disappointed… 24 hours later and nothing really pops out.

 

[Mark]

I hope some of you fuckers are on computers and his name breaks tables.

 

[shortkut]

I hope some of you fuckers are on computers and his name breaks tables.

I think I have logged in from a computer once since I registered at GWF

 

[Mark]

I think I have logged in from a computer once since I registered at GWF

I have not. The phone is much more convenient.

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Abnormally Adequate

Oh also

A.B. Normal

 

[shortkut]

I hope some of you fuckers are on computers and his name breaks tables.

If you really want to hurt people:

Artax, please!
Artax, stupid horse

 

[Mark]

If you really want to hurt people:

Artax, please!
Artax, stupid horse

I dunno if it’s hurtful enough, though… these people are being upstaged by the one person that has an opinion that doesn’t matter in this instance:

Abnormally Adequate

Oh also

A.B. Normal

 

[shortkut]

I dunno if it’s hurtful enough, though… these people are being upstaged by the one person that has an opinion that doesn’t matter in this instance:

I’ve definitely suggested Abby Normal if not here then on the original GW

 

[Mark]

I’ve definitely suggested Abby Normal if not here then on the original GW

I’m glad you can remember, because I sure as fuck can’t. I can only assume he’s had well over 1,000 names cumulatively.

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Guys just grab some words and come up with names. Then modify them to end up with something like

Adequate Ass

 

[Mark]

Guys just grab some words and come up with names. Then modify them to end up with something like

Adequate Ass

That’s definitely an old one from here. They’re gonna be outsourced by ChatGPT at this rate.

 

[Crystal]

Aluten Intolerant
A Mile In His Alus
A Sustainable Suck
Aluternative Energy
A Budget Al

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

That’s definitely an old one from here. They’re gonna be outsourced by ChatGPT at this rate.

Oh. Then go for dumb rhymes like Appletini Mussolini

 

[Mark]

Aluten Intolerant
A Mile In His Alus
A Sustainable Suck
Aluternative Energy
A Budget Al

See?!

Not that difficult. Thank you. As if you don’t already do enough around here, now you gotta help pick up the slack with naming him.

 

[Crystal]

See?!

Not that difficult. Thank you. As if you don’t already do enough around here, now you gotta help pick up the slack with naming him.

Well I'll never get to name my own kids, I might as well help name my GW kids

 

[shortkut]

Guys just grab some words and come up with names. Then modify them to end up with something like

Adequate Ass

Annoying Amphibian
Awkward Avocado

 

[shortkut]

Alumentary, My Dear Watson

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

There we go

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Alan the Adventure Hermit

 

[Ben]

Alan the Adventure Hermit

 

[Mark]

Alan the Adventure Hermit

Alan the Adventurously Annoying Avocado.

 

[shortkut]

A big cranky duplicitous evangelical, fiercely guarding his ignominious jellybean kink; likely masturbating now. Off-putting queefs really satisfyingly tingle underneath vaginas, whereby xenas yearn zestily

 

[Mark]

A big cranky duplicitous evangelical, fiercely guarding his ignominious jellybean kink; likely masturbating now. Off-putting queefs really satisfyingly tingle underneath vaginas, whereby xenas yearn zestily

@Ben, we need to find out how to get around that pesky character limit.

 

[Ben]

@Ben, we need to find out how to get around that pesky character limit.

I found one spot in the code where I believe I can exclude his user_id from the max-length validation check, but it'll only work on the self-inflicted username changes and not the ones done through the Admin CP. That's handled with a different function I haven't been able to isolate yet, and besides I'm a little more leery of messing with the ACP code.

I did try to just edit his username directly in the database table, but the field there is capped to 50 characters, so it only took "A big cranky duplicitous evangelical fiercely gua". While it might be possible to adjust the field-length of that column, again, jacking up the database just for sakes of jacking up Alu seems excessive.

So unless we're really committed to making it as hard as possible to log in, I think a 203 character name (removing special characters) might be off the table.

Alternatively I might be able to rig something up in the templates to just show X long-ass username for his ID, but that'll be a lot of various places to edit it to make sure it's replaced across the board, and it's not really a name change.

Sadly, he might be immune to excessively large forum-breaking ones.

 

[shortkut]

I found one spot in the code where I believe I can exclude his user_id from the max-length validation check, but it'll only work on the self-inflicted username changes and not the ones done through the Admin CP. That's handled with a different function I haven't been able to isolate yet, and besides I'm a little more leery of messing with the ACP code.

I did try to just edit his username directly in the database table, but the field there is capped to 50 characters, so it only took "A big cranky duplicitous evangelical fiercely gua". While it might be possible to adjust the field-length of that column, again, jacking up the database just for sakes of jacking up Alu seems excessive.

So unless we're really committed to making it as hard as possible to log in, I think a 203 character name (removing special characters) might be off the table.

Alternatively I might be able to rig something up in the templates to just show X long-ass username for his ID, but that'll be a lot of various places to edit it to make sure it's replaced across the board, and it's not really a name change.

Sadly, he might be immune to excessively large forum-breaking ones.

Alternatively change it to:

A big cranky duplicitous evangelical fucktard

 

[Ben]

Alternatively change it to:

A big cranky duplicitous evangelical fucktard

Done and done.

 

[Smacktard]

What kind of person still has "'tard" in their username? Entirely dated and out of place, fellas.

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Just change it to "was"

Also rule #1 is must begin with A
Rule #2 is not offensive

 

[shortkut]

Done and done.

Thank you. I now patiently await my badge and trophy

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Thank you. I now patiently await my badge and trophy

The name breaks rule #2

 

[shortkut]

The name breaks rule #2

Fine, change it to

A big cranky deliciously energetic frog

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

Fine, change it to

A big cranky deliciously energetic frog

That one works

 

[Smacktard]

What kind of person still has "'tard" in their username? Entirely dated and out of place, fellas.

I was just kidding with this post guys because
my name

 

[Mark]

What kind of person still has "'tard" in their username? Entirely dated and out of place, fellas.

Grandfather clause’d your ass right on through cancel culture.

The name breaks rule #2

Low content posting? Disagreed. Kut worked harder on that name than any other post of his here, probably.

Oh… your rules. Since when did they matter?

 

[A Fifth of a Million]

I was just kidding with this post guys because
my name

Fucktard is still a no go in general though.