Best wishes for Tubby

[Crystal]

I received this message from Tubby's fiance and wanted to pass it along!

 

[TD]

Damn, that sucks Nathan but happy to hear you're on the mend.

Concussions can definitely suck - hoping you have a speedy and safe recovery.

#TeamTubby

 

[Mark]

Well damn, that’s a tough hit to take. Hopefully he recovers quickly so he can get back to his regular life. Concussions are no fun, and babysitting yourself through one is a task.

 

[canadaguy]

Damn Tubby. Sorry to hear, but hope you are able to rest up and get back to normal. Concussions can be a real fucker. Take all the time you need good buddy, we will hold down the fort

 

[GwJumpman]

Feel better tubby

 

[shortkut]

Crikey! Hope the symptoms go away soon @Tubby23

 

[Benzine]

fined how much @Tubby23?

 

[Friel]

Concussions suck so so bad, glad you're on the mend dude. Take it easy for a while.

 

[A Vaguely Ambiguous Username]

Oof, that sucks balls. Specifically cricket balls.

Hope you get better soon man. Sorry to hear about the head trauma.

 

[canadaguy]

Isn't a cricket ball essentially a very spherical rock?

 

[Mark]

Isn't a cricket ball essentially a very spherical rock?

Nothing in there I want cracking me in the dome at high speed.

 

[TD]

That hurts just thinking about it, ooph.

 

[Mark]

That hurts just thinking about it, ooph.

…and this is coming from a guy whose national pastime involves knife skating on ice, hitting a puck into a net, fist-fighting over fouls, and a time-out box all in one sport. Kinda says something.

 

[Crystal]

…and this is coming from a guy whose national pastime involves knife skating on ice, hitting a puck into a net, fist-fighting over fouls, and a time-out box all in one sport. Kinda says something.

All that just to do the Tim Horton's run...Canadians are wild.

 

[Kat]

Oh no! Get better soon, Tubby. Not that you can read this...

 

[Jon]

Dang! I'm glad you're ok, Tubby! Get well soon, man, and deal with Post Concussion stuff seriously! It's a really debilitating thing if you don't! Get well soon, friend!!!

 

[Benzine]

If you need more insight on how bad cricket balls hurt, I had it hit near me while I was about 50m (minimum), went for a one handed left hand catch and it was so hard that it bruised my entire palm and split the "webbing" (or whatever it is) between my fingers.

 

[Crystal]

If you need more insight on how bad cricket balls hurt, I had it hit near me while I was about 50m (minimum), went for a one handed left hand catch and it was so hard that it bruised my entire palm and split the "webbing" (or whatever it is) between my fingers.

Ouch!

 

[Benzine]

That's like 164 feet or whatever for you non-metre-ers.

 

[Mark]

That's like 164 feet or whatever for you non-metre-ers.

Say what you will… but at least we use air in our sports balls. We use our heads for giving concussions. Like God intended. I think.

 

[Kat]

I didn't even know cricket involved catching balls and the description of the catch is making me wonder if it's bare handed catching. Surely not because that's crazy, right?

 

[Crystal]

I didn't even know cricket involved catching balls and the description of the catch is making me wonder if it's bare handed catching. Surely not because that's crazy, right?

Absolutely it's bare handed, beautiful sport

 

[Mark]

I didn't even know cricket involved catching balls and the description of the catch is making me wonder if it's bare handed catching. Surely not because that's crazy, right?

Do like I did and go down a YouTube rabbit hole. Just… don’t go straight for the injury videos like I did if you’re squeamish.

 

[Crystal]

 

[Jon]

Say what you will… but at least we use air in our sports balls. We use our heads for giving concussions. Like God intended. I think.

Well, unless you're the Patriots anyway.

 

[Kat]

WHAT IS THAT INSANITY

 

[Mark]

Well, unless you're the Patriots anyway.

 

[Mark]

I don't know what you've heard about Canadians.

Everything I know about Canada I’ve learned from South Park… like a true American.

 

[Kat]

From this day forward, I'm going to refer to "ice skating" as "knife skating".

 

[Raine]

Oof! Get better soon, @Tubby23!

---

Reddit sucks, but I mean they sometimes have the right idea:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[Benzine]

Women's cricket is a very popular.

 

[TD]

Everything I know about Canada I’ve learned from South Park… like a true American.

From this day forward, I'm going to refer to "ice skating" as "knife skating".

This is an accurate description.

 

[Raine]

Women's cricket is a very popular.

Welp! Can't save 'em all, I suppose.

 

[shortkut]

We use our heads for giving concussions. Like God intended

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[Kat]

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Every second of that is absolutely amazing, but my favorite part is when the guy seems surprised that head butting a ram was painful.

 

[Crystal]

Every second of that is absolutely amazing, but my favorite part is when the guy seems surprised that head butting a ram was painful.

Til: pain hurts

 

[Mark]

Every second of that is absolutely amazing, but my favorite part is when the guy seems surprised that head butting a ram was painful.

Fun fact… the protective cup was invented long before the protective helmet in sports.

Cavemen are concerned about injuring only one head.

 

[shortkut]

Til: pain hurts

Pain hurts
Love hurts
Pain is beauty

Via the transitive property: Love is beauty

But, beauty is only skin deep, so that means that love is only skin deep

 

[Jon]

Pain hurts
Love hurts
Pain is beauty

Via the transitive property: Love is beauty

But, beauty is only skin deep, so that means that love is only skin deep

 

[Mark]

He’s taking a shortkut to enlightenment.

 

[Crystal]

Pain hurts
Love hurts
Pain is beauty

Via the transitive property: Love is beauty

But, beauty is only skin deep, so that means that love is only skin deep

So if I'm ugly as fuck, as I am, then I'm also not loved? Aww...truth bombs hurt.

 

[shortkut]

So if I'm ugly as fuck, as I am, then I'm also not loved? Aww...truth bombs hurt.

No, you just need to moisturize to have good skin

 

[Jon]

No, you just need to moisturize to have good skin

Moisturizer is weakness.

 

[Crystal]

No, you just need to moisturize to have good skin

So if I have supple skin then I'm...tolerated?

 

[shortkut]

So if I have supple skin then I'm...tolerated?

Or loved. Love is only skin deep

 

[shortkut]

Moisturizer is weakness.

It’s called catfishing

 

[Crystal]

Or loved. Love is only skin deep

...what is love?

 

[Jon]

It’s called catfishing

Easy now Meri Brown.

 

[Mark]

No, you just need to moisturize to have good skin

Yeah, c’mon @Crystal…

It’s 2023. There’s no excuse for being ashy.

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, c’mon @Crystal…

It’s 2023. There’s no excuse for being ashy.

Thankfully I'm not ashy, just fuck ugly