Simpsons Quote Thread!

[Cole]

Maybe there's more Simpsons fans here than Futurama.

now that we know the premise, I'm gonna introduce a few rules that I have negotiated with Tom and BigDaddy

1: try to keep your quotes "conversational", make it in some way a response to the previous post. You *can* use the next line if you think it's funny, or just some other tangentially related line.
2: only ones person of the quote! don't do 2 or 3 different peoples lines in one quote.
3: no gifs! we've decided its lazy.

obviously these aren't like "hard and fast rules", Im not banning anyone, we're just having fun, but we think this is the best way to make it as funny as possible

and to start it off, I'll use Toms least favorite line from The Simpsons.

hehe, mule

 

[TD]

Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine bonafide electrified six-car monorail.

 

[shortkut]

What’s that word again?

 

[Cole]

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

 

[Tubby23]

Do you even know who I am?

 

[shortkut]

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

Lisa needs braces

 

[Tubby23]

DENTAL PLAN

 

[Cole]

Lisa needs braces

DENTAL PLAN

 

[Cole]

DENTAL PLAN

LORD. PALMERSON.

 

[Tubby23]

LORD. PALMERSON.

Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby

 

[TD]

Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby

Ah, the baby who shot me.

 

[BigDaddy]

Ah, the baby who shot me.

Daddy.

 

[shortkut]

Daddy.

Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! For the good of the city

 

[Tubby23]

Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go! For the good of the city

Loser

 

[BigDaddy]

Loser

Who won, the losers?

 

[Tubby23]

Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish. Kidnapping. Child abuse...

 

[Nae'blis]

Quiet, you.

 

[Cole]

Who won, the losers?

Yeah, BigDaddy, they sure did suck last night. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks whoever sucked.

 

[Nae'blis]

Yeah, BigDaddy, they sure did suck last night. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks whoever sucked.

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

 

[TD]

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

 

[Tubby23]

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

 

[shortkut]

I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

It's all over, people! we don't have a prayer!

 

[BigDaddy]

It's all over, people! we don't have a prayer!

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

 

[Smacktard]

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!

 

[Cole]

The leader is good, the leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN...

I mean, LEADER

 

[BigDaddy]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN...

I mean, LEADER

Batman's a scientist.

 

[Nae'blis]

Batman's a scientist.

Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?

 

[BigDaddy]

Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[shortkut]

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

I am so smart.S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T.

 

[Nae'blis]

And I'm not easily impressed - wow, a blue car!

 

[Cole]

And I'm not easily impressed - wow, a blue car!

THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL

 

[BigDaddy]

THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make to your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!

 

[Cole]

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make to your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!

Now, pardon me, "Santos", if that is your real name, BIG DADDY, but your fake credit card is no good here. Now make my pants, and split!

 

[Crystal]

Shut up, Flanders

 

[BigDaddy]

Shut up, Flanders

Okily dokily do!

 

[TD]

Okily dokily do!

It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

 

[Crystal]

It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

you forgot pants!

 

[Nae'blis]

Stupid sexy Flanders!

 

[Cole]

you forgot pants!

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

 

[Crystal]

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

Well when I'm confused I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. Call me...Abraham Simpson.

 

[TD]

Well when I'm confused I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. Call me...Abraham Simpson.

Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

 

[Cole]

Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

which was the style at the time.

 

[shortkut]

which was the style at the

The Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.

 

[BigDaddy]

The Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.

No, kutford, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

 

[Tubby23]

No, kutford, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Oh, great. Well we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.

 

[shortkut]

Oh, great. Well we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.

Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

 

[Tubby23]

Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...

 

[BigDaddy]

All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...

Ooo floor pie!

 

[shortkut]

Ooo floor pie!

I’ll just bend over and get it

 

[Nae'blis]

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!