Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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why not take a carpet cleaner to that thing?

 

[Ants!]

My face is a carpet cleaner.

 

[canadaguy]

why not take a carpet cleaner to that thing?

I mean it was only squirted on, no skeet

 

[Ants!]

I hooked up with a squirter once on Christmas Eve. She had to put a towel down and she SOAKED that thing.

And my beard.

 

[canadaguy]

Any skeet?

 

[shortkut]

I hooked up with a squirter once on Christmas Eve. She had to put a towel down and she SOAKED that thing.

And my beard.

 

[Ants!]

Any skeet?

Just want it to go on record that canadaguy wanted to make sure I got mine.

What a swell guy!

 

[canadaguy]

I am more worried about the towel

 

[Ants!]

Good point. Yeah I guess I can understand why Towely has to get high sometimes now.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Ants!]

I am more worried about the towel

Don't worry, it all went into her mouth, and then the trash can.


You all have canadaguy to blame for asking for more details.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

why not take a carpet cleaner to that thing?

Because carpet cleaners cost money that can be better spent on rehydrating a lady friend?

I hooked up with a squirter once on Christmas Eve. She had to put a towel down and she SOAKED that thing.

And my beard.

Apparently it's such a popular pastime these days that they make specialty waterproof blankets for it now.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

Man, I feel sorry for whoever joins this party late and decides to read all 76 pages of bullshit. They're in for a hell of a ride.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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I've noticed lately that I end sentences on here with "lol" a LOT. But nobody seems to mind so I don't care lol

 

[Ants!]

Man, I feel sorry for whoever joins this party late and decides to read all 76 pages of bullshit. They're in for a hell of a ride.

I'm actually jealous of them.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'm actually jealous of them.

It's 76 pages of repeated stale memes and some funny memes. Either they'll find it hilarious of tedious. Maybe both.

 

[Mark]

It's 76 pages of repeated stale memes and some funny memes. Either they'll find it hilarious of tedious. Maybe both.

Fuck the memes, I'm mainly referring to the dialogue in-between them. The MEAT of the thread, not the potatoes.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

New users reading this thread:

 

[Ants!]

It's 76 pages of repeated stale memes and some funny memes. Either they'll find it hilarious of tedious. Maybe both.

 

[shortkut]

Fuck the memes, I'm mainly referring to the dialogue in-between them. The MEAT of the thread, not the potatoes.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

It's 76 pages of repeated stale memes and some funny memes. Either they'll find it hilarious of tedious. Maybe both.

Fuck the memes, I'm mainly referring to the dialogue in-between them. The MEAT of the thread, not the potatoes.

@Acolyte Players they are trashing our meme thread what do we do?!

 

[canadaguy]

Cry about it

 

[Ants!]

Yeah but after that

 

[canadaguy]

Cry some more? I dunno I've never been one to plan too far ahead

 

[Ants!]

When do I get to the drinking part?

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ants!]

I ain't gonna ask what his other arm is doing

 

[Mark]

I ain't gonna ask what his other arm is doing

Probably this:

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Probably this:

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[Quagmire]

 

[Alu]

@Acolyte Players they are trashing our meme thread what do we do?!

 

[Quagmire]

@Acolyte Players they are trashing our meme thread what do we do?!

 

[Mark]

That would imply that I was an elected official. I've been here under de facto status since I became a mod. MichaelAngelo didn't have shit on me.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

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I'm in the matrix.

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[Nae'blis]

I'm in the matrix.

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[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

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[Ants!]

 

[canadaguy]